Monday, June 29th 2009
There's A Toe In The Middle Of The Rainbow......
Solange doesn't get out that much, so when Daddy Knowles accidentally leaves the basement door open, you know this bitch is going to come out with a BANG! Basement Baby did just that at San Francisco's Gay Pride Parade yesterday. It looks like BB went to a lot of trouble of making this fuckery suit using Beyonce's old biker shorts. To save her some time, Solange should've called up Clay Gayken and asked him to wet fart on her. The result would've been the same.
And I'm not sure if the crowd really appreciated Basement Baby's deli counter crotch right in front of them. Bitch, put some Swiss, mustard, mayo and two pieces of Rye on that meatiness.
I'm telling you. Basement Baby goes wild when gets a hit of fresh air.
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I bet papa Joe Simpson's behind this unitard.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
The other day I stood in the mirror and tried to recreate the uber-cameltoe these bitches are always sporting in some yoga pant, and lemme just say that shit took WORK to get it that um, prominent. No way that she doesn't know that her goods are eyeslapping the whole front row.
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky - Loves Carrottop
Ummm.. I actually LOVE this outfit!!! She's got the figure, so why not flaunt it? Awesome clubbing attire!!
WTF? Looks like she actually got dressed in the dark in the basement, what is it w/those yellow lines on her eyebrows.
Oh my she is so trendy and edgy...**Rolls EYES**
She has a really really fat twat. Ewww gross
Her knees look really fat.
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Dee: face stripe? what's up with that set of balls?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
can someone explain to me those eyebrows?
Ooopppss double post, sorry
It seriously looks in the 3rd thumbnail like she's got a dick tucked in beside her balls.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
My eyes need serious bandaidage.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Thumbnail #3...is it normal for ones privates to be like 4 feet down from the belly button??
I have nothing witty to add here, just wanted to say that these comments are some of the funniest I've read in a while...keep 'em coming!!
Hee hee... Bermuda Triangle??
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:25pm.
i wish young folks would stop trying to bring back the 80s style. nothing looked good back then...NOTHING!
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Excuse me, but I looked hot in my Flashdance sweatshirt when I was little! Pffft!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
tee hee, Jimmy Hoffa. You aint right!
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky - Loves Carrottop
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:25pm.
Well, at least now that Jimmy Hoffa mystery is solved.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
OMG you really can see her CLIT!!
EW!!
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Well, at least now that Jimmy Hoffa mystery is solved.
i wish young folks would stop trying to bring back the 80s style. nothing looked good back then...NOTHING!
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Seriously, for being as rich and famous as Beyonce and the family that is riding the coattails are....none of them can dress for shit. Seriously....you don't look different or avant garde you look fucking ridiculous.
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*Blondeface*
jesus, joseph, saints preserve us, mary mother of all that's holy (I'm irish, we talk like that) what the fuck is with thumbnail 3?
Snoogle on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:15pm.
Heeheeeheeeeheeee
I think I see balls in thumbnail three.
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And a little hint of a mooostache on that upper lip.
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Heeeheeehheeeeeheeeeheee
This is fuuny and the pictures made my day.
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS IN THERE?!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
I think I see the outline of a tampon string....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
basement baby is packing large...so, so edgy...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Oh my.
the best part was reading the headline then having to scroll a bit to see the goods. Who knew paps had such a sense of humour! hahha at pointing to her suffocating pussy!
It's a sad day at dlisted when britney is the best dressed.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
god she is so fucking nasty! 1. why would she wear that? 2. did she not know that her who ha was hanging out?
I would love to show up to my office job in this outfit. Except I would top it off with a nice, fluffy white boa.
That shit is too tight i think i can see her fucking clit, EWWW GROSS!
Submitted by Basement Baby on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:13pm.
Don't be like that BB. You know we lurves you. We just lookin' out for your best interests.
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No Hay Nada Mas
She is way too old to be wearing that shit. She looks fucking ridiculous.
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Basement Baby on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:13pm.
These comments are so hurtful, you guys! Quit hatin' cause you KNOW I look fly!
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Oh man this is the laugh I needed today.
Costumes by House of Holy Mother of Fucking GOD Who Told You That Looked Good?!?!?!??!
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:15pm.
Heeheeeheeeeheeee
I think I see balls in thumbnail three.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Submitted by Basement Baby on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:13pm.
These comments are so hurtful, you guys! Quit hatin' cause you KNOW I look fly!
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Yes we know.
We are all just jelly because we're all not brave enough to pull off such an outfit and because we all can't sing.
Also....we don't have as much money as she does and none of our sisters is famous....and....and...
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FREAKING BASEMENT IN MY HOUSE!!!
*cries*
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by Basement Baby on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:15pm.
AND BY THE WAY, nobody's daddy left any door open...I ruined a damn good set of press-ons prying that shit open.
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Next time you wear something like this, shave or wax first. Your pubes are noticeable.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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If you are wearing a get-up that shows your outer and inner labia in full detail, you might want to shave that bush smooth so it doesn't pull snags in the spandex.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Am I her gyno now? cause I want top dollar.
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Fucka doodle-do.
US Pop is dead to me anyway.
Everything's a joke.
It's been a while that I watched a music video I didn't LAUGH MA ASS OFF at.
Nasty!
....Where no Cuchini has gone before...
Crotch shot, can't look away....damn, I think we are now dating.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
AND BY THE WAY, nobody's daddy left any door open...I ruined a damn good set of press-ons prying that shit open.
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
Heeheeeheeeeheeee
I think I see balls in thumbnail three.
Heeheeeheee
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Meanwhile, all the gayelles in the crowd are questioning their sexuality....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
MY EYES!! Gawddayum. No about of therapy will ever make seeing that right.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
These comments are so hurtful, you guys! Quit hatin' cause you KNOW I look fly!
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
WTF is up with the face stripe shit? First Drew, now Basement Baby?
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No Hay Nada Mas
When scrolling down I thought....hmmm....German flag turns into Lithuanian flag....all American Apparel style....huh?!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Do these people not look in a mirror before they head out the door? Jaysus!
OMG thumbnail THREE!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice