Monday, June 29th 2009
Puppy! Puppy! Puuuuuuuppy!
That puppy's eyes are broadcasting to anyone who will listen: "This hag is either going to eat me or trade me in for a speedball. Save. Me." And that puppeh has every reason to be afraid. I mean, what crack house toilet did Mischa Barton crawl out of? I'm all for the 4-day-old eye make-up look, but Mischa is not wearing it well. The world already has one Courtney Love.
Here's the girl from The Sixth Sense terrorizing puppies at the opening of Harrods' summer sale in London yesterday.
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Cheesus!
Mischa B. has one look: white trash. 'nough said.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 06/29/2009 -
And the loo.
LOL! Of course! Mischa reminds me of a mail-order bride from some former Eastern-Bloc country.
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I actually don't like stereo-typing too much, but you're not wrong with that :D
It's the spongy skin that puts me off.
Someone inflated Mishaaaaa!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
She got the meth bloat??
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
I just hope that all of those puppehs have had their distemper, bordetella, and parvo shots before getting next to her.
She's been slumming with Parasite.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 06/29/2009 -
And the loo.
LOL! Of course! Mischa reminds me of a mail-order bride from some former Eastern-Bloc country.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yikes! How does she make her chin(s) disappear like that?
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"I'm just going to stop at the 24-hour donut shop and then go home."
"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:05pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:02pm.
She probably brushes her teefs with the same toilet brush she uses for eyeliner!
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And the loo.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Madam Pince: oh that's who that is? he's like "ewwwww, she's a bit grubby"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:02pm.
She probably brushes her teefs with the same toilet brush she uses for eyeliner!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:01pm.
LOL! Both is right!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Mohammad Fayed's body language speaks volumes.
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"Stupid is forEVAH." ~~Ron White
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:58pm.
How does somebody in her early 20's have teefs that brown?
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She must have shared tips with Pete Doherty....
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:58pm.
How does somebody in her early 20's have teefs that brown?
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Mascara and eyeliner smears from her pillow?
Bad meth?
Both?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Gawd, she looks worse than ever...if that's possible. Slag.
How does somebody in her early 20's have teefs that brown?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Aww, da puppy is so cute!!! Mischa however looks like shit. She's got the face bloat in a bad way.
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"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB
One the pic where she wants to French-kiss Dodi, you can see bruises on her tighs.....very lady-like!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:54pm.
ISMU - easy now, let's not get carried away!
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Sorry, I'm either drunk now or need to be.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
look at Thumbnail 8~ she's so scary looking
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
ISMU - easy now, let's not get carried away!
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky - Loves Carrottop
Crackwhore eyeliner: You're doing it right.
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What did she apply the eyeliner with? A toilet brush???
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'd rather a Falkor post than MJ.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Thisismisha??????? OMG!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Somebody please remind me why this bitch was ever relevant! Lets see she is ugly and OMG those pictures of her in the bikini with the fucking cottage cheese thighs - fuck I still wake up at nights with an urge to cut my eyes out with a dull fucking spoon. I just don't get it, you throw that in with somebody that on her best day has marginal acting skills and you get a mega rich celeb! The end of the world must be near!
Jesus Lord.
Wooow, never thought she was cute, but holy CRAP, she's looking "rode hard". She's the poster child for irrelevant and desperate.
What is she, like 50?
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
"Mischa Barton and this puppy walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, where'd you get the pig".....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That last thumnail is truely frightening.
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"Spit shine my shank, lube up my face, remove all my joo-ree (leave the rings) and get read to play Nivea's "Don't Mess With My Man" on the boombox, because shit is about to get serious."-MK
Submitted by Basement Baby on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:44pm.
Come on Michael K, it's not THAT slow of a newsday...Jacko just died and we're getting reports about this pasty doughgirl and my *alleged* cameltoe??? Pffff!
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Personally, I'm tired of all the piffling skimble-skamble claptrap about MJ.
I'm glad that MK has moved on.
Mischa getting rather bloated ... more unattractive (if that's possible).
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Harrods 'Summer Sale', that's hilarious.
I'm sorry but Mischa Barton looks like she smells of stale weed and fresh vicodin.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Come on Michael K, it's not THAT slow of a newsday...Jacko just died and we're getting reports about this pasty doughgirl and my *alleged* cameltoe??? Pffff!
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
what happened to her face? Her body doesn't seem that much bigger in comparison to her swollen ass face.
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky - Loves Carrottop
who is that peepaw she's raping?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Gross...who cares about this fugly bitch...did anyone ever did?
We're collecting lingerie for needy sexy people - Blanche Devereaux