Drea de Matteo Is No Edie Britt
Since Nicolette Sheridan is no longer whoring up Desperate Housewives, they are in dire need of a resident slut, so they decided to cast Drea de Matteo (that's Adriana La Cerva to most of you hos) as a ho-ey matriarch of a new Italian family. EW's Michael Ausiello says that Drea will stick around all next season and they are currently trying to find a piece to play her husband.
While I enjoyed Drea's work in Prey For Rock & Roll and Joey (served on a bed of scalding hot sarcasm), she is not worthy of filling Edie's vibrator. Or should I say she's not worthy of being filled by Edie's vibrator.
You know what shit show Drea would be perfect on? The Real Housewives of New Jersey! Fuck that Wisteria Lane bullshit. Danielle needs a partner in fuckery and Drea is just the one! Together they can destroy Grandma Wrinkle's twin and her sister Don Vito Caroline.
Andyhatesyou: Yes!! I was just going to ask the same thing! Whenever I see her I think it's Portia de Rossi!
I love Drea, she was a great Adriane and she is a good actress imo, but hasn't been given a chance, I hope she gets the opportunity on DH to show producers/directors/casting people, whoever, that she can act, and to give her a chance.
Submitted by andyhatesyou on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:11am.
anyone else think that looks EXACTLY like portia de rossi???
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hmmm... I was thinking Carrot Top
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
anyone else think that looks EXACTLY like portia de rossi???
I did love her on The Sopranos...She was excellent...She does totally look like Portia here.
Sorry Hobag- if you watched even one episdode of the Sopranos, you would realize that Edie is not worthy of Drea. This sexy bitch is my icon and she plays slutty Italian like no other. She even said Joey was career suicide. Watch the Sopranos. There's no way you of all people, MK, could not love this hot slut.
she is one of those chicks that keeps looking better as the drinks get stronger.
i just want to hear Adrianna say, "Christafa" one more time!
Don Vito Caroline LMAO MK
Proud to say I love that show and yes, I do see the Portia resemblence here too.
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Meh, she's kinda scary...Had no idea that Housewives mess was still on the air, proud to say I've never watched an episode.
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an Itallian family. "family" 8) YES!
sopranos rocks!! =)
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she was so hot on sopranos
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Does anyone really fucking care about this dumb hole?
shes so gross and greasy
perfect for that stupid ass show
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I swear at first I thought "Drea di Mateo" was Portia de Rossi's alias! This chick is a deadringer!
Jeebus, when did she get so freaky looking?
it was excellent typecasting when drea played a junkie musician in "prey for rock n roll" who blew a dude in a bathroom stall for drugs...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I've never seen this show but she looks like she's got a salami stuck up her butt.
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
so I take it she will be getting killed off Sons of Anarchy.. niiice. I hate her on that.
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Desperate Housewives was only good for 2 seasons. Then it became the most ridiculous, unwatchable show ever.
Drea should say no to think jump sharking sinking shit of a ship.
Anytime I see Drea de Matteo I think of that hilarious scene where Christopher passes out after shooting up and smothers her dog, Cosette, with his ass.
Oh HELLS yes! Adriana and Christofa on Desperate Housewives!
Desperate Housewives is one of my favorite shows (yeah, yeah, whatever). Getting rid of Edie Britt was a bad idea. She was the show.
You know what shit show Drea would be perfect on? The Real Housewives of New Jersey! Fuck that Wisteria Lane bullshit. Danielle needs a partner in fuckery and Drea is just the one! Together they can destroy Grandma Wrinkle's twin and her sister Don Vito Caroline.
Now THAT would be must see t.v.!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
All the talented tranny whores were too busy?
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Wow. That's kinda weird. She looks like this other Orit I found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoekwmeqXVo&NR=1
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She looks like she'd do hair out of her house and drinks wine at 8:30 AM.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:16pm.
I'm proud to say that I have NEVER seen this show.
So, they could cast a urinal in this mess for all I care.
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ITA. When I turn my brain cell into tapioca, I want to enjoy the process.
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Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:41pm.
Anyone who puts "Come at me, bitch" into our everyday language *deserves* a parking spot on Wisteria Lane in my humble opinion.
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clearly you haven't left the suburbs.
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I didn't know that show was still on the air.
Stop the love you save may be your own...
Muy caliente Stock Broker and I agree -- I too have never seen an episode of this shit. I have only so many brain cells to waste; I choose Early Times for that honor.
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You sure that's not Portia De Rossi?
wow. she is harsh.
Although she had quite the bod on the Sopranos.
I will say that.
Anyone who puts "Come at me, bitch" into our everyday language *deserves* a parking spot on Wisteria Lane in my humble opinion.
Shit, can you say BOTOX?
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Adriana! I really like Drea it sucks that she has to be on this show.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:16pm.
I'm proud to say that I have NEVER seen this show.
So, they could cast a urinal in this mess for all I care.
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I heard Kim Kardashian is available.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:16pm.
I'm proud to say that I have NEVER seen this show.
So, they could cast a urinal in this mess for all I care.
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They already did, silly. LongWHORIA loves the pee!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:16pm.
I'm proud to say that I have NEVER seen this show.
So, they could cast a urinal in this mess for all I care.
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Fuck, if they cast a urinal, I'm totally watching.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
I can't believe that show's still running.
I'm proud to say that I have NEVER seen this show.
So, they could cast a urinal in this mess for all I care.
What?! That show is so ridiculous anymore.
Who is this bitch and why do I care?
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
It really is a slow news day unless you're TMZ and it's about the Jacksons.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.