Would You Hit It?
If you answered "yes," then I hope you like a pair of luscious Hello Titties in your mouth, because this isn't some dude who will hit it from the back with his Timbs on. This is really the butterfly stalker herself....MIMI!!!
Mimi is dragging it up as an Eminem-type for her new video Obsessed. You know, because Eminem is obsessed with Mimi. Or maybe she's obsessed with him. Or both. I don't know. I just hope this shit also includes a scene featuring Hello Kitty singing the chorus to her, because that's real 100% organic obsession right there!
And I really feel uncomfortable that my no-no is hitting a 5th octave over this picture of Mimi as Miminem. It's every flavor of NOT RIGHT. My slutiness knows no bounds!
Here's some pictures of Mimi as Mimi looking like a freshly glazed turducken while shooting her video outside of The Plaza hotel in NYC today.
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Work it out MIMI!
I still love your Crazy Ass!
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Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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Mimi is wasting her money on new clothes. These dresses look like the same ones she wore in the early 90's.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Cougar is slang for you just jizzed in your pants.
I bet she thought this was a great idea to use her "acting skills"
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Is this real life?
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Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 8:34pm.
She looks like that kid that was killed and asked to be standing in his funeral.
Remember that story people?
OH MY GAWD! Just when I thought I was over that story! That was by far one of the creepiest things I've ever seen. I have enough trouble looking at an embalmed corpse lying in a casket!
Dayum, she's orange.
nick cannon finally gets to be the bottom.
i'm sure she was giving him the 'bend over boyfriend' treatment for a long time, but now it comes with a mustache ride for that fresh-from-the-glory-hole feeling. tasty!
strap it on, mimi!
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
wtf did she do to her face? is it botox or permanent?
WTF? That's just nasty!
I'll probably have nightmares with mimi, that dead standing up kid and Jacko.
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Is this real life?
@ISMU: *swooooon* @ chubby behbehs! :)
ONT: I have to admit, it's kinda cool that Mimi is actually working. I never would have figured her to be the one that got her shit together over all them super-extra-neurotic, pill-popping, brokedown hos.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
LMAO at "freshly glazed turducken" !!!
Naw, that's ok, I'm good on that.
That looks like Apollo Ono!
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 8:34pm.
She looks like that kid that was killed and asked to be standing in his funeral.
Remember that story people?
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I do! She does!
That kid and his family boggled my mind enuff to be not irregular recurring memory,...so bizarre. They're the same colour. Ha!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
I've got a bone to poke with her
she looks like an episode of 'intervention'.
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
well, she does look more of a man than Em.still no, thanks.but i hear Eddie Murphy is into transformers.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 8:11pm.
LOL, how big is the sick up yah arse?
WOAH! That's Mimi? really?. At first, I thought it was a thug version of the Male Barbie dude. I was starting to make fun of his botched plastic surgery and bad makeup... until I was left shocked when I read it was really Mariah in male clothes and odd makeup. She makes up an ugly feminine dude.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
She looks like that kid that was killed and asked to be standing in his funeral.
Remember that story people?
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Is this real life?
I could SO do without this trick.
Go AWAY, Mimi, please.
I'm tired of your "diva" routine.
You ain't curing cancer. You ain't makin' the world a safer place. You ain't bringin'no world peace.
Poof. Be gone you self important turd.
Apollo Anton OhNO
That looks more like SAMantha Ronson than Mooriah.
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I'd wrap it before I tapped it.
And by "wrap" I mean in a tarp and by "tap" I mean accidentally hitting it in the head with the shovel while I cover the body with dirt.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
how did you find out about turducken? There's also some 21 bird version with a name I can't remember. And who could forget the hotchken? That's a chicken stuffed with hot dogs!
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I think she should just stay that way forever.
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No, thank you. I choose not to hit it.
are those her pubes on her chin chin? that thing looks nasty...
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slap me silly and call me Mary...
She looks like one of the fools from Daisy of Love...
he/she sure is ugly as a man! then again she is not that attractive as an old lady either.
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slap me silly and call me Mary...
"Miminem"??? WTF? LOL.
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
It's you, you totally look like Jonathan Brandis.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Is it me or does she look like the late-actor Jonathan Brandis?
****CLAPPING*****Im not even gonna front, this is good. Forget about M&M peaNUTS, she should be cast as a gang member in some movie and not tell the public until the movie comes out where she tongues some cholas. Then let the end credits toll. Surprise!
Only a chola looking for **** would hit that.
Mariah looks adorable. I wish she would not respond to Eminem though. He is so played out. This is making her look as lame as he is.
But on the other hand, at least she is not still writing songs about how Tommy Mottola was mean to her. At least I hope there won't be any "Tommy Abused Me" songs on this new album.
Looooooool! She looks ridiculous!!! It's crazy because I would never have thought that was a WOMAN, let alone Mariah!
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Douchechill!
AI-YAI-YAI! Mimi is even uglier as a guy!
Seriously wasn't this like 10 years ago? Get over it Mimi....oh and to answer your question...Hell and No.
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O shut up, Mimi. You shouldn't have let him pee on you if you were gonna be so bitter about it later.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Oh knock it off Mariah.
Stop the love you save may be your own...