Thursday, July 2nd 2009
Birthday Sluts
Johnny Weir (25)
Lindsay Lohan (23)
Ashley Tisdale (24)
Michelle Branch (26)
Olivia Munn (27)
Dan Renzi (35)
Yancy Butler (39)
Monie Love (39)
Jarrod Emick (40)
Jose Canseco (45)
Jerry Hall (53)
Larry David (62)
Imelda Marcos (80)
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Submitted by TypicalSituation on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:12am.
Don't forget yer puter.
Aint he from my state Delaware? I forgot.
Either way. LOVE YOU JOHNNY :D
Aint he from my state Delaware? I forgot.
Either way. LOVE YOU JOHNNY :D
I'm such a hag. Love girls, love Johnny. There was some buzz way back when that Johnny was/is gay. My mother got a case of the sads. Until I said, "WHO CARES!?" He does what he does and he's good at it.
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Cost of home alarm system: $700. Watching a stoner trip the alarm and feverishly try to remember the code: priceless.
I can't believe she's 23, doesn't look a day over 40 more like. Hohan needs to lay off life for a few years or she won't see 25!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Yay Johnny Weir!!
Happy Big Day to Jerry Hall, Larry David and Jose Canseco!
"Canseco describes classical post-cessation symptoms of anaboic steroid induced hypogonadism such as low libido and depression...'I have no sex drive whatsoever. Zero,' says Canseco, who admits to bouts of depression and wanting to be left alone."
http://www.mesomorphosis.com/blog/2008/10/20/jose-canseco-suffering-from...
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Submitted by Jessica_Wakefield on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:59am.
Happy birthday Johnny Weir!!!!
I would love it if he had his own reality show.
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Call me your fairy godmother, I'm just about to make your dreams come true. There's a documentary out about him called "Pop Star on Ice." But hold your panties...Sundance is producing an 8 part documentary series called Be Good Johnny Weir as he makes his way to the Olympics.
Happy Birthday to Johnny Weir, the only reason I started watching skating again, and the only reason I bought tix to the worlds this years (only to have him not make it, grrr). Funny thing, I think I was the only person under the age of 50 and under the weight of 250 lbs there...
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Imelda Marcos is still alive? Happy Birthday to all the sluts celebrating a birthday today! I can't believe blohan is only 23.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:05am.
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:06am
Spank you both for the birthday wishes! It's going to be a super-sucktastic day (moving/packing) but I'll make up for it next week...
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Submitted by TypicalSituation on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:04am.
Happy happy joy joy.
Submitted by TypicalSituation on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:04am.
Happy B-day you slut!!!!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I'm a birfday slut too. Can't believe I'm sharing my day with both HoHan and Jizzdale. Ugh. Maybe Imelda can send me some shoes to make up for it! ;-)
HB, all!
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:19am.
I'll agree with you on Plushenko and Lysacek, but I LOVE me some Joubert! Johnny and Joubert, love them both.
Happy birthday Johnny Weir, Larry David, and Jerry Hall!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
And me, BITCHES! It be my berfday, y'all! Me. Cheetos. And a whole lotta taco bell, baby! That's livin'.
TEAM JOHNNY!
Happy Birthday to my favorite little faux-Russian Ho.
I remember watching you skate at the Junior Worlds. Too cute even them.
Get your ass in gear. I will fucking KILL MY SELF if those abortions Joubert, Plushy or Great American Hetero Hope Evan win the gold. We NEED more GLITTER!
YOU CAN DO IT!
Thanks MK, this totally made my day.
~*Everybody's Doing the Gosselin!*~
HB Larry David for being a funnier and unpervy Woody Allen and to Jerry Hall for finally wising up to a what a lying, sleazebag whatshisname was.
And HB to Yancy Butler; I hope she's kicked that awful alcohol(drug?) problem.
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Michelle Branch got me through so many break-ups! Love herrr.
HB to all the sluts! Good morning, MK and Crew!
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LOL.. who are you?
ontopic: Happy Birthday Lindsay. I'm sorry your parents fucked up your life. You still have a lot of time left. Get your shit together.
HB to Jose Canseco! Keep telling the truth, buddy!
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Moo!
Cannot believe Ashley is a year older than sad faced Horan...shame really.
For Imelda's birthday she should give me some, new in the box, Cole Haan's.
Morning D-listers and MK
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Happy birthday Monie Love! I membah dis jam from back in the day! It's a Shame.
Mornin' MK ♥
Johnny and his Dr. Zhivago hat put a Shrinky Dink Sparkle in my step today....Thanks Michael K.
Happy Birthday Olivia Munn! You are one hilarious hot chick! You are one of my girl crushes. :)
Johnny Weir is completely adorable.
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Larry David and Lindsay Lohan? How did we end up with that much funny and that methy on the same day?
The nits in Hohan's eyebrows are throwing confetti and weating party hats today.
Here's a quote from Our Lady of Footwear: "I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes. I had one thousand and sixty."
My hubtard calls me IMELDA because I have 40 pairs of shoes.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Happy B-Day Yancy. I hope (for realz) that one of your presents is an intervention.
*shivering in me timbers*
HBD Michelle Branch, who I thought was older.
I can't believe anyone paid Lindsay $70k to throw her own bday party (at which no friends, lovers, or family members showed up).
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 8:05am.
Jebus, Johnny Weir's so flamingly gay, he's a lesbian.
True. It's almost unfair to let him compete with the men.
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You GO Johnny!
Get that Quad down and kick ass this year. Go for Gold in Vancouver!
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If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
Jebus, Johnny Weir's so flamingly gay, he's a lesbian.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
LOL! I wonder how long MK has been saving this photo just for today? Compared to yesterday's super list of birthdays, this one sucks. Ooh, ooh, found one that I like: Michelle Branch. So happy B-Day to her.
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Never Can Say Goodbye
Happy birthday Johnny Weir!!!!
I would love it if he had his own reality show.
This is Johnny going for the manly look.
I love Johnny! I'm sorry he has to share his bday with Hohan though.
HB to the fabulous Johnny Weir! He's the only reason I would EVER watch figure skating...
So sad what Yancy Butler did to herself, ruining her looks in a quest to be thin.
HB to the others. Here's to hoping Lohan doesn't overcelebrate tonight and end up in a body bag. More likely she'll be at Sam's place at three in the morning, crying and banging on the door again.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
is he posing for a Cover Girl 4th of July ad?
Interesting list: Blohan and Imelda Marcos (who I assumed was dead by now). They should party together since they are both self-absorbed.
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That is quite the feminine, girly pose there Johnny Weir.
That mug of Lindsey's looks like she's been dragging it behind a car for the entire 23 yrs.
HB to Larry David! I have such an "old guy" crush on you!
You'd think Neiman Marcus would have a shoe sale today in honor of Imelda's birthday!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I SEEN DAT! LoLz It's funny everytime I say it!!! All 235127645856 times a day! It's so rewarding!!! Gods I lub the forum. GODDESSES!
HB, Yancy Butler. I loved you in Witchblade and Terminal Velocity.
HB, Jerry Hall. You survived a Rolling Stone looking none the worse for wear.
And Imelda Marcos - I'd throw a shoe at you if only you didn't have millions of pairs already.
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Bottom-feeder.
THIRD!!!!
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Lindsay's gonna coke it up tonight!
With mommy in tow!
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