Presenting Marion Loretta Elwell And Tabitha Hodge (THOSE NAMES!!!)

Hmmm, those damn Broderics and Ponies are supposed to be so liberal and granola so WHY AREN'T THEY ADOPTING children that NEED families????

Why produce more kids to pollute the planet with?

Matt's wedding ring skipped out.

Aww, they've got SJP's face. Ugly wet baby face.

Good point, Romai re: looking at pregnancy differently.

I'm young, never been pregnant and know that just having my period is uncomfortable - period pain, bloating, irritability and all those lovely symptoms - so I feel that being pregnant would be like that, combined with morning sickness... for 9 months...

Yeah, not for me. Not now anyways. It truly looks like a greater sacrifice than I'm willing to go through right now. Maybe in 10 years...

Meh. Frankenbabies. How many were there before reduction? And how many nannies are they using?

PS I agree with MK, her little spine looks like it's all bent the wrong way.

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MK you are so fucking stupid! That baby's feet are NOT almost touching her head! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

With Marian as my name...I approve, but I always thought that ending it with an "on" was an uglier version of my name.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.. gimme one! They have a spare.

I'm convinced the twins are caused by assistance reproducing.

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Of course they are.....it was a surrogate??

Back when the pregnancy was first announced, I thought they stated that it was Broderick's sperm, but was using the surrogate's egg(s).

If I was a surrogate using my OWN egg, I could never give the baby up. But then again, I would never be a surrogate if it meant donating my own egg, and basically, giving up my child. I would not have a problem being a surrogate for someone else (like a relative) if it was using THEIR egg. Then I would just be carrying/growing the baby for them. I have actually considered this, but after having my 3rd (and final) child, it was just too much for my body to handle. So sadly, I won't be acting as a surrogate for my relative.

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I think the boy looks cute, too. :)

Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:27am.

I agree with this. Well, if the babies were not made with my own egg and such, I'd still sure as hell NOT want to give them away after spending 9 months in hell (I mean pregnant... sorry, but pregnancy looks fucking unglamorous and like torture.)
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It's funny how differently two people can look at the same thing. I love being pregnant and have considered doing a surrogacy myself when my family is complete. As long as I wasn't doing a traditional surrogacy, I wouldn't have a problem giving the IPs their baby.

I like SJP. Those names are odd, though. They don't....blend together.

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:27pm.

Is this SJP's biological baby and the surrogate was just used as a vessel to grow the babies?

I understand what surrogacy is, but what I dont get is whether these were SJP's eggs and Broderick's sperm or if the babies are actually not her own biologically (i.e. those werent her eggs that were fertilized).
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I have no idea about this surrogacy in particular, but it can be done either way.

I think the babies are adorable. Shame they're stuck with those names.

Is this SJP's biological baby and the surrogate was just used as a vessel to grow the babies?

I understand what surrogacy is, but what I dont get is whether these were SJP's eggs and Broderick's sperm or if the babies are actually not her own biologically (i.e. those werent her eggs that were fertilized).

Anyone??

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I think somebody is afraid of babies just like me!!

Whatever. Don't like either person, but babies are always the cuteness!

The HodgePodge twins will probably grow up to be hostess at Denny's.

Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:31am.

Who's hating on them for having babies with a surrogate?? SJP is like 45 years old, why would it be assumed it was so she wouldn't get fat?
People are hating on the old lady names.

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I think that one post - either by myself or zomay - could give the impression that we're saying that Horseface has an ed and that caused infertility.

We know menopause is knocking on her door, but that's not the case with other numerous emaciated women in the trade.

My comment was something more generic about the current twinsassplosion! going on with celebrities.

We know that conceiving twins is damn hard, unless you're receiving help, but what's really common in Hollywood? Starving yourself thin and that makes you require help making babies.

Who's hating on them for having babies with a surrogate?? SJP is like 45 years old, why would it be assumed it was so she wouldn't get fat?
People are hating on the old lady names.

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:21am.

Hating on someone who CANNOT conceive a child is downright DISGUSTING. Lucky you all have working parts so count your blessings cuz this could be YOU one day.
They look so happy so I am happy for them. These 2 girls will have a wonderful life full of love and attention. Best of luck to Sarah, James and Matthew as they enter their next journey as a family.
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Looks like your post came up when I was writing mine, but just to be safe...

Hating on people with fertility issues is not my intention and I recognize it can be caused by many other things besides size 2 vanity.

Just wanted to make that clear.

Best of luck to people trying to conceive assisted/not assisted. I trust - until proven otherwise - that their decision to bring a child into this world at any cost is for the right reasons.

I agree with you. When I was stressed about my weight, went too thin, (mid 20's) I stopped getting a period.

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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:13am.

Good for them. Someday having one baby at a time will be vogue again.

I don't think this will ever happen, unless Hollyweird stops insisting that actresses, models, singers, whatever weigh less than 90lbs. soaking wet.

Horseface probably could not even conceive without assistance, much less carry a full term pregnancy.

Start eating is not an option though. And sometimes it likely won't even help, because all these women ruin their fertility with their eds before they even ponder having children.

* Disclaimer: I know there are other causes for fertility problems with women beyond weight, but that's the norm (being too underweight) with these women, so I'm convinced the twins are caused by assistance reproducing.

m: LOL I know, I was thinking the same thing, but it looks exactly like a couch my old boss once gave me that was sooooo ugly but I knew it must have been very expensive so I hung onto it for awhile...

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Matthew has really bad gay hair...he needs to step away from the tips. Anyway...I agree MK, whenever people tell me to hold a baby I freak out inside. If I don't pass off the baby to someone else I probably would drop it and not intentionally either.

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Hating on someone who CANNOT conceive a child is downright DISGUSTING. Lucky you all have working parts so count your blessings cuz this could be YOU one day.
They look so happy so I am happy for them. These 2 girls will have a wonderful life full of love and attention. Best of luck to Sarah, James and Matthew as they enter their next journey as a family.

Nice couch.

TexNDoc I agree with you 100%

Congrats to them.

I hate Matthew's hair.

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Yoga Babeh FTW!

But srsly, that looks painful...

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Is that a new nose I spy on SJP?

Good for them. Someday having one baby at a time will be vogue again.

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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---

it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

i bet the baby they're all looking at is the one that got THREE names too! the poor ignored baby is obviously unloved, only 2 names and no attention :(

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Tabitha Hodge. That sounds like a name for a witch.

That kid looks soooo thrilled... can you tell?.

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Submitted by SoulTaker on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:58am.

I.

AM.

SO.

SICK.

OF.

BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TOTALLY AGREED. I never liked babies at ALL but now that they're everywhere I've been having nightmares about being pregnant. Like, wake-up-in-a-cold-sweat nightmares.

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I don't give a fuck I like SJP. Those however are horrible.

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these two PRETENTIOUS bitches...

*rolls eyes*

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*snort* HODGEPODGE!!!

I.

AM.

SO.

SICK.

OF.

BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their son does NOT look amused by his new competition.

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MATTHEW BRODERICK'S FUCKING HAIR??

"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"

i'm dying here...snot bubble! yet another out-loud laugh elicited by MK. I still remember his alien brain-eating description. Everybody is supposed to love babies, so it's always hilarious when u say something everybody thinks, but hardly ever says. Plus, MK has a gift for the outrageously funny but perfectly true - and a twist on what you can't quite define, but when HE says it, like the babies-of-the-corn thing, strangely you just know he's right. For a moment, to be freaked over how much you agree that babies are like evil-alien-invaders.
Even though I have a son that I loved as a baby - i remember my boyfriend once telling me that he didn't like babies, that they look like larvae to him. And of course I had to admit he was right... Just like MK.

ok i thought that was a pic from the 70s :)
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I don;t think the names are bad at all! I like these 2.

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Uncle Loozer loves holdin' babies. They usually take to me -same mental level and all. I usually bore them into sleep. By the time they are toddlers, they are smart enough to be afraid of me. Never held twins, the temptation for juggling would be too great.

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jesus matthew, support the head!!!!!

I like the name Tabitha!
the rest of the names have that mothball smell to them
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Submitted by Karma Police on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:00am.
I am trying to look at the babies but Matthew's sideburns are hogging the spotlight.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's a good one, Karma!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:34am.
Matthew ranks third in awkward infant holding.
Second was Michael Jackson bouncing that baby Blanket like a jackhammer on his knee shoving a bottle in the baby during that old ABC interview.
Grand winner is Octomom who I wouldn't trust caring for a stray dog.
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You didn't rank Brittany,remember when she almost dropped her 1st kid once or twice?