Tuesday, June 30th 2009
Presenting Marion Loretta Elwell And Tabitha Hodge (THOSE NAMES!!!)
SJP and her pocket gay have released a picture of their adorable week-old twin pink Band-Aids! Why are SJP, Matthew and James Wilke all staring at the one of the left? Does she have a snot bubble in her nose or something? Do people always stare at babies like that? No wonder they always have their eyes closed, because hos are always in their damn business.
And if Matthew continues to hold his new daughter like that, she's going to be a skilled yoga babeh by the time she's 1. Homegirl is almost touching her toes with the top of her head. What is that pose called?
That's why I don't like holding BABIES!!! Holding babies is hard.
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Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:17am.
Oh my ovaries just pinged - loudly.
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Hahaha...I agree! I think mine yelped...I have been trying to conceive for 3 years, so my heart breaks a little every time I see something like this.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:14am.
LOL Mike!
I don't like holding babies either MK, it's too scary!!!!
Me either. Babies and rabbits.
No folks, the news flash is that Sarah Jessica Parker CUT HER SON'S HAIR!
He looked like a girl for the longest... now he actually looks like a little boy. And cute too! The babies are beautiful. Best of luck to them *s* And I mean that. Really! *s*
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Matthew ranks third in awkward infant holding.
Second was Michael Jackson bouncing that baby Blanket like a jackhammer on his knee shoving a bottle in the baby during that old ABC interview.
Grand winner is Octomom who I wouldn't trust caring for a stray dog.
Tabitha Hodge? Way to go SJP, you've ensured that that child will be frumpy and childless.
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I believe the babies are biologically theirs so the surrogate didn't technically "give up her babies".
I think people don't go the adoption route (when they have the money to) because most times the mother can change her mind very late in the game, like five days after you've taken the baby home. I have personally known a couple that this happened to, birth mom changed her mind right after giving birth, they went home to an empty nursery. :(
I actually like the names Tabitha and Marion.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 8:54am.
How could the birth mother bear to give those sweet babies away?
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I agree with this. Well, if the babies were not made with my own egg and such, I'd still sure as hell NOT want to give them away after spending 9 months in hell (I mean pregnant... sorry, but pregnancy looks fucking unglamorous and like torture.)
Unless, of course, horseface and her little gay were willing to pay me enough to send my own kids to college and a plastic surgery (or two) to put my body together after the destruction called pregnancy.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:22am.
Snoogle: I agree. And proof that giving birth doesn't make someone a mother. And you can be a mother to a child you didn't give birth to!
Check this out: http://www.nasw.org/users/ccmorton/globesamplemay2001.html
Mother and fetus actually exchange cells. The child's cells stay in the mother for decades. So literally, cells from the child a mother carries are part of the mother.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hekki, that article is fascinating! thanks for sharing.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
I have to agree w/ MK -- I'm concerned about Matthew's baby holding technique!
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Tabitha's head is on backwards?
The bebbies are cute and all, but don't hand one of those little poopy, peeing machines to me. Bebbies tend to explode screaming and crying when I'm anywhere near them! Ha ha!
he has that bad hair/sideburns for a movie or play he's in now... right?
Snoogle: I agree. And proof that giving birth doesn't make someone a mother. And you can be a mother to a child you didn't give birth to!
Check this out: http://www.nasw.org/users/ccmorton/globesamplemay2001.html
Mother and fetus actually exchange cells. The child's cells stay in the mother for decades. So literally, cells from the child a mother carries are part of the mother.
Drama: Saw it! (lol)
Oh my ovaries just pinged - loudly.
Cute babies from what can be seen.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Janice Second on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:14am.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:07am.
Are they bio kids or donor sperm/egg? Anyone know?
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The babies were made with a SJP + Matthew coctail, but some ho from Ohio birfed 'em because Sarah's uterus probably has rust.
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LOL! Cuz he's sure not grinding up on it!!!! There were a lot of coke rumors following her for awhile, too. She seems to have moved past that.
Sluts I can't hate on this. She has had trouble conceiving and I know what that stress can do to you. I am happy for them. No hate from here.
Drama: check your emails
LOL Mike!
I don't like holding babies either MK, it's too scary!!!!
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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:07am.
Are they bio kids or donor sperm/egg? Anyone know?
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The babies were made with a SJP + Matthew coctail, but some ho from Ohio birfed 'em because Sarah's uterus probably has rust.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:02am.
Submitted by Nanners: "How could the birth mother bear to give those sweet babies away?"
I have NO idea how women can give up their babies. It's great that there are women who can do that, but I could never.
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The eggs and sperm was SJP and Matthew's, wasn't it?
If that's the case then the "mother" was just a carrier. She had no dna involved. Clinical cold way to think about it, but it happens everyday. I couldn't do it, but I applaud those that can as they can give couples the babies they always wanted but for some reason couldn't have in the "normal" way.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Lory: where you've been sexy thing?
The 1st thing I noticed is that there oldest doesn't look homeless like he usually does. Now that the twins are here maybe these 2 will wake up from the coma they've been in and start to care--for a little while at least!
Ha ha ha
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:05am.
But after they're out and looking so adorable they seem priceless. SJP should have bought a lifelike baby doll. And what's wrong with adopting?!
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Loretta? LORETTA!?
Sweet Cheesus in the morning...
Marion, it's that kinda name like, Marion was John Wayne's real first name...
Tabitha, meh, it's ok, reminds me of "Bewitched" but whatever.
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Are they bio kids or donor sperm/egg? Anyone know?
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Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 8:54am.
How could the birth mother bear to give those sweet babies away?
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Money, darling. Money.
Kdraco: (((HUGS))) Hey there ya slut!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I give them props for keeping it simple. They don't have nearly as much money as some of their fellow actors and you don't see them selling baby pics. Just take a picture, release it, call it a f*cking day.
Lory (HHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
lmao you are right. he has written 'supercut' all over his hair
And.... Mazel Tov! I can't say anything snarky about this.
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 8:56am.
You know what's not cute? Mathews's hair. What is that!?
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Looks like someone got a Twink combo at Supercuts...
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Submitted by Nanners: "How could the birth mother bear to give those sweet babies away?"
I have NO idea how women can give up their babies. It's great that there are women who can do that, but I could never.
Come talk to me when you can type with a 24 pound seven month old asleep on your shoulder.
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Marion Loretta Elwell And Tabitha Hodge??? WTF??
They sound like actresses from the 1940's.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 8:54am.
How could the birth mother bear to give those sweet babies away?
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The size of the check must have been waaay sweeter than the thought of keeping them.
Sweet little ones.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
I don't have a hate-on for these two. They don't bother me enough.
Babies make me happy.
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I am trying to look at the babies but Matthew's sideburns are hogging the spotlight.
I'm actually very envious :)
You know what's not cute? Mathews's hair. What is that!?
*squeezing MK's butt cheeks* you are so cute "holding babies is hard!"
Shit yes it is.
The babies are cute.
I love that he got highlights to celebrate the births.
Gay or not, he looks like a very happy and proud father.
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Holding babies is hard - cracked me up MK
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