No More Dogs For Wino
Amy Wino is the unofficial island mother of St. Lucia and has become one with the locals including the stray dogs. The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
Wino has been bringing back every dog she meets to her rented villa at the Cotton Bay complex, but management has put a stop to it and closed down her makeshift kennel. They are afraid that the flea-ridden beasts will infect the other guests. Yeah, sure, blame it on the poor mutts. It's well know that Wino's body has been the most popular vacation spot for fleas, ticks, scabies, etc.... You know her snatch shrub has more bed bugs on it than a mattress on the street. And the dogs get blamed!
A source told The Sun, “Management initially turned a blind eye to what Amy was doing. But she’s adopted about five or six dogs now. They’re all strays, without the proper vaccinations and they all have fleas. The management did not want the risk of any of the fleas infecting any of the other rooms. So they got a firm of fumigators in to blitz Amy’s quarters and told her not to bring any more animals on site.”
I guess that means Wino's crackhive better cancel its travel plans then. And did they fumigate Wino as well? Homegirl kind of needs to be tarped like a house for a few weeks.
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Amy hid in a closet and woofed up the fumigant.
" because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can". LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It is what it is"
Dunno, but I like this side of Amy Winehouse. She may not have it all together at all, but I cannot say anything bad about someone who takes care of animals that have been discarded and need love. I hope there's someone around to do the same for her these days.....
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"Hang yo pussies out, motherfuckers!" - Michael K.
Since she had money, she should vaccinate, spay/neuter, de worm, frontline, etc to these dogs, at least she is doing the right thing by them if she does this. Just taking in a stray dog and not giving it its proper shots, needs is not helping the dog. With all her money she should rent out a place and open up a kennel. Not just be a psycho bitch hoarder and keeping put stray, flea infested animals into a room.
Amy, Amy... The girl has a good heart but she's really nutters.
I dunno. She seems to be naturally gravitating towards therapeutic activities. Dogs and cats are used all the time in therapy. St. Lucia is a WAY better place to heal than Camden, fersure. Even in proper rehab, they tend to give you drugs to get you off the drugs your already on re: mary jane/tequila vs. crack...I think her only major problem is that she's in charge of her own therapy so it has no rational form...it's just, like, spewing out of her rather than carefully being applied. So weird. Where DOES she get her money? Is her label fronting all of this?
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I'm willing to bet that Wino gave those dogs fleas..and ticks...and probably lice.
Someone get her a flea collar STAT.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:05am.
I still heart the Wino. Where is missy?
ISMU, man has he gotten big!
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Understatement! :P
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Lol, she's the dog lady! Poor Amy, she must be lonely and wants company for her quick descent to the bottom.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Took a day trip to a harbor. Anyways I was eating lunch and this homeless mama cat came and sat beside me. Then 2 kittens followed. The kittens were shy and kept their distance. But were friendly at the same time. I fed them for a good hour. Anyways I wish I could of taken them home. The harbor seems to be a stray cat magnet.
Anyways I kind of understand what Wino is feeling. But she takes things too far most likely.
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I have to say this...when in hell is she going to run out of money? When in hell will we never have to hear about this loser again?
Talk about self-entitled bullshit!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:15am.
prolly a good one... she always has that black shit on her face and arms... i just want to strap her to the hood of a car and go thru a car wash a couple of hundred times.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
If she built her own house/shack on her own land on this island she could do what she wanted. Okay maybe not EVERYTHING she wants to do. But it would help.
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jack: because she doesn't bathe? just a guess, LOL :P
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Submitted by carriemo90 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:12am.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is more wrong that we have to look at this same sad spam every day. MOD!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:12am.
LOL! I was thinking along the same lines. More like "how the hell is SHE alive and MJ just OD'd?"
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Submitted by gia on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:45am.
She is drawn to the pathetic...She should stop projecting & just accept that she is the pathetic one & start nurturing herself.
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Stray animals are NOT pathetic. The people who recklessly breed and discard them are.
At least she has a heart, I feed and give water to every stray I see in my travels. All the want is some love. Geez, I know she is banged the fuck up but at least she has a heart and doesn't turn a blind eye to obvious suffering. She should get them all vaccinated and keep them better then them being killed by some asshole or starve to death.
The irony that MJ died from drugs while Wino collects animals and mingles with children is amazing.
I hope that hotel or whatever it is gets an epic flea infestation for being such greedy assholes. This is the reason why some celebrities are as fucked up as they are, they are always surrounded by enablers who only see dollar signs.
And when will this chick get to the end of the bank vault?. Come on! I want to see her homeless and building a house off an abandoned couch, some cardboard boxes and newspapers. There's where this ungrateful piece of human feces belongs.
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I still heart the Wino. Where is missy?
ISMU, man has he gotten big!
St. Lucia, huh. Sounds like the guide books should start listing her as a "Do Not Miss".
Like the island children, the dogs aren't going to nag her about getting her bony ass into the studio and WORKING.
Don't they have flea meds in St. Lucia?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
jack- Can't say I won't be happy when all of mine are a bit older as well.
O/T- Someone just get her a flea collar or some Frontline Plus.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
I'm totally glad the Wino news is slowing waaaaay down. I remember when we'd have to look at this germsack like 3 times a day. "OMG, Amy canceled another show??!? WOWS!!!"
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http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Uvy - had to watch my 1yo niece last night until midnight!!! I'm damn glad mine are teenagers!!
O/T - why does she ALWAYS look so dirty?!!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:55am.
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Tropical dog nipples? *pees*
why don't they kick her out, Gawd!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
jack- :) That would be Thing 3.
IG- I can't even imagine what's in that cup. Whatever it is, I'm sure the mixture came out of a 32 gallon trash can or a wooden barrel.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
So, since she's gathering stray dogs off the street to be her friends I take it that the parents of those kids she was paling around with a few weeks ago put a kibosh on that nonsense.
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I am not a pussy.
Wino is probably drawn to the dogs because seeing 8 saggy, used-up, tropical dog nipples slopped across the sand reminds her of her career.
Thank you MK for that way too vivid description of something I never wanted to think about in the first place.
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ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:51am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:45am.
I would hazard a guess that that's not straight Kool-Aid in that cup.
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Trust Wino to have to up the ante and invent RED DRANK.
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Uvula, it's because she's all edgy and shit. She's the Pie-Eyed Piper!
"The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can." And this is probably on a good day.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Uvy - love the 'chub' in your avie....!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:45am.
I would hazard a guess that that's not straight Kool-Aid in that cup.
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Trust Wino to have to up the ante and invent RED DRANK.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
rotten brisket... snatch shrub
*vomits*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
As unhygienic as it might be, Wino is doing something good and therapeutic here. She should buy herself a big house there and open an animal refuge. That would be the best therapy for her.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:44am.
Wino can't even do the crazy cat lady thing right!
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Haha! That's what I thought too.
Isn't it supposed to be a crazy cat lady thing? I guess Wino is too original for that.
I'll confess to being a dog person too, so it's alright with me that she's taking in the poor and homeless dogs, yo~!
Crazy, sure, but I bet she loves every one of them.
Check out the tits on that bitch! Which bitch? You decide.
If she really wants to help the stray dogs there, make an effort to find permanent loving homes for them where they'll be responsibly cared for.
www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
www.petfinder.com - Enter your zip code & find pets available in your area for adoption.
Lord of the flies game proper.
Does she have any other fucking clothes?
*scrapes rotten brisket and tuna cheese melt in to trash.
I would hazard a guess that that's not straight Kool-Aid in that cup.
"her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can"
gagging
She is drawn to the pathetic...She should stop projecting & just accept that she is the pathetic one & start nurturing herself.
Wino can't even do the crazy cat lady thing right!
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I do believe the hype train behind her talent has long ago left the station, traveled a long way, been decommissioned, and left to rot in a scrap yard.
"The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can."
and now I have a new sig quote.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
ugh she's a fucking idiot