Nicky Hilton's Favorite Pastime
Those Hilton dumpsters really know how to be massive cuntoids (and not in a good way). Nicky Hilton must have gotten bored with laughing at people inside of the club, so she took her bitch act outside to cackle and point at the sad saps who couldn't get in.
Page Six says that Nicky and her dick bag boyfriend David Katzenberg sat outside of East Hampton's Lily Pond club on Saturday night laughing at all the rejects. A source said Nicky "stayed outside, hysterically laughing every time someone wasn't let in. She was loving it."
This hag needs to wipe the coke dust off the mirror and have a good look if she wants a real laugh. Bitch looks like the reflection of a downsy pony in a funhouse mirror.
Where was a drunken Lizzie Grubman in her SUV when you needed her? Lizzie, this would've been a perfect time for an encore performance. You disappointed us all!
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site sugarscupid. co m with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
Who wouldn't be a mean and frustrated bitch if they looked like Ann Coulter's ugly duckling sister.
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Sorry here is the link to the Hilton's Hamptons house:
http://realestalker.blogspot.com/2009/04/hiltons-summer-house-of-horrors...
Seriously funny!
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Why are all these famous rich kids so boring? They have so much money, they could do anything they want, but all they do is go to clubs. That's all I ever hear about people like Nicky Hilton and the Kardashian skanks, that they were at a club or shopping. Shop, go to a club, shop some more, go to another club, repeat every day. That is so boring.
Also, Nicky looks like a man in a wig, and I mean that, I am not even trying to be snarky. SHE'S A MAN, BABY!...and an ugly one, too.
Money or not, just the scum of the earth on a typical night. Sad that they both can't do something worthwhile with their money and "fame". I guess that's how it's balanced out - on one hand you're rich, on the other hand, you're dumb and ugly. *shrugs* Oh well.
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"Where was a drunken Lizzie Grubman in her SUV when you needed her? Lizzie, this would've been a perfect time for an encore performance. You disappointed us all!"
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God these people are useless,vapid,tedious....
This one looks like a stick insect without the wonk and hopefully no need for the valtrex....
Tell me again what the point of these morons and their ilk being on the planet is?
He looks like Olive Garden/Dennys/TGIF waiter-whats his work again?-am I right?
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There are some people, of a clean and sober persuasion, who might laugh instead at the ones who got into the club, but anyway they wouldn't do it because they would not laugh at people who are struggling with substance abuse.
Whereas Parasite has the wonk, Nicky has the lazy eye.
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Pffft. Is ANYBODY shocked that Nicky Hilton is a spoiled, vicious, elitist bitch like her Mom and her sister?
has he actually ironed his jeans?
Nicky doesn't have a sex tape...that's been made public yet that is...but who knows if there are several tapes lying around somewhere and just haven't surfaced because NO ONE is interested in seeing this sorry looking bitch naked and there is no market for them.
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Nicky, Nicky, Nicky....ye of no discernable talent or worth...how can you laugh at people when you have the nose of a toucan, the eyes of a possum and the body of Gumby? It just goes to show that not only do you have no talent or purpose in life, but you have no eyesight either. You are tacky, your family is tacky and the world can only hope & pray that you will all meet your demise very, very soon.
Submitted by SueCalico on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 1:48pm.
People said Nicky was the "classy one" because she didn't have a sex tape. The bar was set pretty low.
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BWAHAHAHAH! So true!
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People said Nicky was the "classy one" because she didn't have a sex tape. The bar was set pretty low.
Apparently she is unaware of the fact that everyone laughs at the ugly, retarded Hiltons.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:29pm.
I never got why people would comment that Nicky was the "classy" one. The only thing I remember her from is that Paris Exposed video where Parisite is singing about jappy jews and putting people down to "We Are Family" and Nicky is laughing along saying how much she loves her stupid song. How's that bag line of yours doing Nicky? Or that chain of hotels you were "designing"? Waste of spaces, they all are.
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The irony is that they both have noses that are stereotypically "Jewish" beady little eyes to boot.
Disclaimer: I'm a Jew myself and have a Penelope Cruz like nose ;p
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 1:03pm.
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I read somewhere that he's a high-end broker and developer. But we all know that money doesn't equal class, right? The entire family is a waste of oxygen if you ask me.
Laughing at people who are turned away from a club? How old is she 12? If she wants a really good laugh she should look at her hook nose and fug ass boyfriend.
I love how he stretches to look taller! :D
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Wonder how many laughed back at her because she has a horse face and she's a Hilton?
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:49pm.
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Thanks for the link, tojo. Nasty!! And why am I not surprised?
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Isn't Rick Hilton a Real Estate broker in LA? I wonder what kind of business he runs? Probably pretty shoddy if you compare it to his own life and that of his family...they disgust me!
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Submitted by fussyparts on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:26am.
OH MAN someone forgot to tell Nicky Hilton that she looks like a pre-op TRANSGENDER!!!!
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thats an insult, to trannies everywhere! this bitch WISHES she looked half as good as even the most masculine featured M to F
I seriously hate both those Hilton skanks
wait so is it true she had NO EYELIDS growing up?? how did she close her eyes? creepy!
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:49pm.
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Thanks for the link, tojo. Nasty!! And why am I not surprised?
Fugly inside and out! As someone already said she is rich as hell but still looks like a fug mess. Does nothing useful for society, just another spoiled, pampered, rotten to the core rich kid.
sweet lord, if that were my daughter, I'd kick her ass right in front of that club. Then again, my kids aren't total assholes and have respect for other people, empathy, and a sense of self worth that isn't dependent on bringing others down. Oh, and neither look like downsy horses at sme backwater petting zoo....
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My friend works in Bloomingdales on Lex and she says that Nicky always looks sweaty and oily.
http://realestalker.blogspot.com/2007/12/hiltons-filthy-hamptons-hideawa...
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McJen link please!
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Submitted by McJen on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:38pm.
Need a good laugh, look up the Hilton's house in the Hamptons!
Link please?
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She's flat and that's that!
Need a good laugh, look up the Hilton's house in the Hamptons!
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Good thing Nicky has money because she is plain in the looks department.
Submitted by fussyparts on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:26am.
OH MAN someone forgot to tell Nicky Hilton that she looks like a pre-op TRANSGENDER!!!!
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Ann Coulter-style!
Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:09pm.
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who's that in our avie, Sibsi?
"Where was a drunken Lizzie Grubman in her SUV when you needed her? Lizzie, this would've been a perfect time for an encore performance. You disappointed us all!"
I love you, MK!!!
I never got why people would comment that Nicky was the "classy" one. The only thing I remember her from is that Paris Exposed video where Parisite is singing about jappy jews and putting people down to "We Are Family" and Nicky is laughing along saying how much she loves her stupid song. How's that bag line of yours doing Nicky? Or that chain of hotels you were "designing"? Waste of spaces, they all are.
Sooo, she's an ugly hateful bitch....BIG SURPRISE!!! I would be genuinely *shocked* to read a post on something good a Hilton has done for the world. Then again, I'd be scared because I'm sure that's one of the signs of the Apocalypse.
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She probably taunted this guy too...skanky bitch
http://www.dlisted.com/node/30845#comments
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I love how her boyfriend is trying to stand EXTRA TALL beside her so you can't see how freakin short he really is. Stretch a little higher there freak.
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What's that ASSCRACK laughing at?
If her family had any CLASS, they'd be wearing bags on their heads until they died. That fucktardian gang has NO CLASS, no shame, and suck dirty donkey balls.
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:19am.
The weird thing is, PARISITE used to be somewhat pretty until she got surgery that gave her the wonk eye and bird beak...and started looking like a tranny in a concentration camp.
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I disagree...that girl was always fug to me!!
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The maturity level of the Hiltons is that of a pile of shit. They're just useless.
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Yeah, the Hiltons are almost representative of the perfect example as to why income redistribution might be a good thing in our society.
Not that I'm a commie who believes in that shit or anything. I firmly believe that people who work hard for their money should be able to enjoy their wealth, but these fuckers clearly never worked a day, so maybe they should be targeted for that.
Submitted by super-ette on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:50am.
You are right, super-ette, but I think there is a fascination that people who so hit the lottery of life could be so heartless and rotten.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"I remember seeing her interviewed a few years ago and she was blathering on about how she NEVER buys clothes on sale because "nobody wants them and they're all ugly" or something to that affect."
My ex-MIL used to criticize me for buying clothes on sale for my then-infant daughter. She said that they were "picked over". I thought - and should have said - "Have you seen your son's paycheck recently?" Keep in mind this women was a hairdresser, not a Hilton.
Anyway, I recall Paris ex-BF Stavros paying homeless guys to dump soda on themselves for laughs. These people are not worth discussing.
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
Why are they in the news? Oh yeah, because of their parents & grandparents. Sheer chance.
If this is true, then they are sad, sad human beings.
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She's flat and that's that!
"downsy pony" that's fucking hilarious.
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