Tuesday, June 30th 2009

Morning Wood

Michael Jackson's image will forever live on the pristine skin of Jodie Marsh - Holy Moly!

Diane Keaton better lock herself in the safe house until further notice - SOW

The bitch who got dumped on The Bachelor is trying the whole "engagement" thing again - Popeater

Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard should switch hair - Socialite Life

Little Lord Ty Ty - The Bastardly

The hairless wonder in one of Tommy Girl's party outfits again - I'm Not Obsessed

Eddie Van Halen got married - ICYDK

I think Usher should start by checking if Tameka has a real uterus or not - Celebitchy

Megan Fox as a brain-eating zombie. This is fitting since my brain eats away at itself whenever I read one of her quotes - Popoholic

Posted by: Michael K


kittymuffin's picture

now that shit is trash

angel_i's picture

Submitted by KA on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 7:46pm.

WHY? Why does Jodie Marsh, who is so incredibly ugly and horrid, get all this attention?
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Becuz she looks so much like Orit Fux?

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KA's picture

WHY? Why does Jodie Marsh, who is so incredibly ugly and horrid, get all this attention? I've lost all faith in mankind over her and Katie Price.

And Megan Fox - meh. She's average. Just another broad that can be painted up to look "nice". Yay. *yawn* She has a layer of "skank" that doesn't wash off.

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Sookie's picture

Submitted by Kandykane on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 1:03pm.

Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:37pm.

LMFAO! I totally agree - that's a dick nose if ever there was.
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LMMFAO..dick nose!

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

s.'s picture

is that really an mj tat? looks more like edward scissorhands.

elmo533's picture

In the shot of Usher and Tameka they're bother frowning and they're not holding hands, they're holding a cellphone. Wouldn't it be funny if neither of the kids were Ushers? Eveyone jokes that she a man but she's just an unfortunate looking woman.

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Kandykane's picture

Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:37pm.

LMFAO! I totally agree - that's a dick nose if ever there was.

Zappy's picture

Why does the tip of Jodie Marsh's nose always look the the pank throbbing head of a peenerschnitzel?

Sookie's picture

megan fox is doing a movie in which she wears impossibly short skirts, shows her tits and has a "naughty scene" with another girl?! SHOCKING.

also tameka is a MAN..although they are both douchebags...

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

RecessVillain's picture

Diane Keaton VS sumo wrestler

"morning glory" just moved to the top of my must see list.

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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.

Sweetas's picture

Heaux♥!! Gah, stupid work pulling me away from the party EVERY TIME. I got to get some priorities goin on. *dancing when boss isn't looking*

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:48am.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:46am

HAHAHAHA... i know, right? The funniest part was I yelled it so loud it totally pissed them off and they were like WTF dad!! STFU!!!! Of course they didn't say that (duh) it was just the look they had... priceless.
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Those head staples are not doing a very good job of holding in the silly! Team head staples!

Hysteria's picture

I assume Jodie Marsh is some Vegas hooker, puttin the "ug" back in fugly. The tat just adds to the whole dirrty.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:46am

HAHAHAHA... i know, right? The funniest part was I yelled it so loud it totally pissed them off and they were like WTF dad!! STFU!!!! Of course they didn't say that (duh) it was just the look they had... priceless.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:42am.
Freebird,

"So ahh you wanna come over and watch the sci fi channel..."
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TOTALLY! I hope they have Stargate reruns! :0) Or we can watch LOTR for the 192304820938402938402934th time!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Vanz - love the name... reminds me of every pair of VANZ I had back in the 80's... black and white classics, red/white/blue lace ups, green/orange - love em.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:37am.
ME!! LOVE the twisty leg thing...! I blew through the living room doors last night where the kids were watching MJ tribute shit and started bustin out the twisty leg kick, grabbin the crotch, yellin HEE HEE... then wrapped it up by throwing both arms out straight (pretending to have white shirt flying in the wind) and started yelling "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".... they called me a dork and kept watchin the tube. the wife pissed her pants, though. kids - jeesh.
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eye lub ewe! What I would have given to see the OHHHHH! That takes such commitment with no wind machine and fantasy lighting.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:40am.
I need a geek squad BF Freeeeeeeeee you have the right idea
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And you can take them anywhere! They've always got a pen in their pocket. lol!

zomay's picture

Freebird,

"So ahh you wanna come over and watch the sci fi channel..."

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Vanz's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:37am.
ME!! LOVE the twisty leg thing...! I blew through the living room doors last night where the kids were watching MJ tribute shit and started bustin out the twisty leg kick, grabbin the crotch, yellin HEE HEE... then wrapped it up by throwing both arms out straight (pretending to have white shirt flying in the wind) and started yelling "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".... they called me a dork and kept watchin the tube. the wife pissed her pants, though. kids - jeesh.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Vermithrax's picture

Fuck Jodie Marsh and her not worth a fuckin' headline ass.

snowpiece's picture

I need a geek squad BF Freeeeeeeeee you have the right idea
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

Deb's picture

When I went to Popoholic, all I got was a Bank of America Home Loan ad that wouldn't go away. Eh, just as well.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

jack-n-the-hat's picture

ME!! LOVE the twisty leg thing...! I blew through the living room doors last night where the kids were watching MJ tribute shit and started bustin out the twisty leg kick, grabbin the crotch, yellin HEE HEE... then wrapped it up by throwing both arms out straight (pretending to have white shirt flying in the wind) and started yelling "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".... they called me a dork and kept watchin the tube. the wife pissed her pants, though. kids - jeesh.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.

Vanz's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:32am.
I've been blurting out

"OWE!" and doing the twisty leg kick all morning.

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"You've been hit by a smooth criminal"

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:34am.
freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:28am.

I made a sales person at Best Buy call me Foxy Lady the other night. He kept calling me ma'am and I wasn't down with that. Cute guy played along, it brought me many lols!

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So that's where you go to pick up the young geek squad techs.

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:0) I do love me some geeks! Anyone who can keep up with my Star Trek quotes is ok by me!!!! I busted out a Star Wars quote on our IT at work and I got INSTANT service. I had no idea of the power of the Force!!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:30am.
*breathes heavy in to monitor like Beat It video*
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THIS CRACKED ME UP BEYOND BELIEF!!!!! LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!

zomay's picture

freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:28am.

I made a sales person at Best Buy call me Foxy Lady the other night. He kept calling me ma'am and I wasn't down with that. Cute guy played along, it brought me many lols!

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So that's where you go to pick up the young geek squad techs.

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M.E.'s picture

I've been blurting out

"OWE!" and doing the twisty leg kick all morning.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:26am.

I'm with you Stoney ~ big time. Needs to head (pun intended) back to the back alley and finish what she started.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.

Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by Vanz on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:22am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:12am.
Tameka must suck a mean dick to have got him in the first place, the kind of BJ that makes your toes curl!

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I dont know you, Raul, but I like you.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

LMAO at *spincrotchgrabtoepose*

chik-a-cha-cha *breathes heavy in to monitor like Beat It video*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.

snowpiece's picture

jazzy: much more sexay!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

M.E.'s picture

MizRo! ♥

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:26am.
Mizro, hello hello nice lady.

I used to work with a guy who only knew "nice lady" as a polite term in english. It has stuck with me for years.
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I made a sales person at Best Buy call me Foxy Lady the other night. He kept calling me ma'am and I wasn't down with that. Cute guy played along, it brought me many lols!

zomay's picture

Mizro, hello hello nice lady.

I used to work with a guy who only knew "nice lady" as a polite term in english. It has stuck with me for years.

'Hello NICE LADY'

Heeheeheeee

Dance Mizro!

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Stoney's picture

Oh yeah, because it's so attractive when a woman has enormous retarded tattoos all over her body, a fake nose, no talent and serious slut issues.

*rolls eyes*

Megan "Fox" is SO overrated.
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Vanz's picture

Submitted by UKer on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:24am.
Megan Fox is the hottest bitch in the universe, I love that she doesn't give two fucks what people think about her, Angelina who?
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Sometimes you SHOULD care... like when you're an actress who can't act... just a thought.

Hey Mizro!

Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:23am.
kdraco, sweetas, M.E., zomay: dance with me!
*Cause I'm bad, I'm bad..*
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Shamon! You know it...oooooooh! Hee hee! *spincrotchgrabtoepose*

M.E.'s picture

I can't go to Socialites Life. Everytime I've been to that site, I get a virus.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:19am.

jazzy! i like your new avie!
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Thanks, I thought I needed to change it to something more interesting.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

MizRo on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:23am

SHAMON!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

MizRo's picture

kdraco, sweetas, M.E., zomay: dance with me!
*Cause I'm bad, I'm bad..*

UKer's picture

Megan Fox is the hottest bitch in the universe, I love that she doesn't give two fucks what people think about her, Angelina who?

snowpiece's picture

sweeeeetassssssssssssssss!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

Vanz's picture

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:12am.
Tameka must suck a mean dick to have got him in the first place, the kind of BJ that makes your toes curl!

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I dont know you, Raul, but I like you.

Sweetas's picture

Johnny Depp is perfection. Thank you God!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Sweetas - i gotch yer back baby!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.

Sweetas's picture

jack, wassap!!! Nice to see somebody from tha hood up in here. ;)

snowpiece's picture

jazzy! i like your new avie!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice