Tuesday, June 30th 2009

Maury, Your Assistance Is Needed

This is TMZ: "Jackson/Rowe Not the Biological Parents!" This is UsWeekly: "Dermatologist Is Biological Dad of Michael Jackson's Children!" This is Me: "MAAAAAURY! SAVE US!"

Maybe I should wash the jizz residue out of my eyes, because I always thought Michael Jackson's kids kind of looked like him. Then again, I regularly grab whole wheat bread at the grocery store thinking its white bread.....

Well, some bitches are screaming that Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket aren't Michael's biological children.

TMZ is even saying that Debbie Rowe isn't their biological mother. A few sources told them that Debbie was the baby oven for Paris and Prince Michael, but her eggs were not used. The identity of the surrogate who carried Blanket is still unknown. The sources went on to yap that all three children were conceived in vitro and they don't know whether or not Michael knew the egg or sperm donors. And that's where UsWeekly comes in....

According to their source, Prince Michael and Paris' bio-father is dermatologist Arnold Klein. The source added, "He and Debbie signed an agreement saying they would never reveal the truth."

AND TMZ also claims that Michael never adopted any of his three kids, because he didn't think anybody would try to get custody.

AAAAAGGGHHH! Escandalo overload.

I know it's cliche as hell, but can all parties involved gather on Maury's stage to work this out before the headlines get crazier. Because I won't be surprised if I see a website with the headline: "DEBBIE ROWE REALLY A MAN! WORLD'S TRUE PREGNANT DUDE."

Posted by: Michael K


AmyB's picture

Lara, in many states, you are legally presumed the mommy if you gave birth to the child regardless of whose egg you have used if you have a legally valid surrogacy or if no other bio-mother is known.

So, a man who has no biological ties to three children and has never adopted them can move them into his home, raise them as his own and travel all over the world with them and no government agency has a problem with this?

eva2009's picture

No matter what happened,we love his songs and dances.There are many people in sugarmommamatch.com mourning him.That is a free premier Sugar Momma and Sugar Baby dating site,

Muffy_Simba's picture

Damn, Micheal, you're still causing media frenzies! RIP

Muffy_Simba's picture

Micheal, You causing a frenzies! RIP

Clarisse's picture

T.V.!!
Oh, hell no! Hell is hell, but no *shiver* no "M" word!!

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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:54pm.
TV!!
Oh my damn! I lubz you! You ain't skeered of going to hell!!
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lots of people get married

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:51pm.

So soo wrong... effin' lol!

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TV!!
Oh my damn! I lubz you! You ain't skeered of going to hell!!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:51pm.
It was easy for them to test his DNA, he left jizz all over his Blanket.

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HAHAHA.. that's so wrong

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It was easy for them to test his DNA, he left jizz all over his Blanket.

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Michael's kids are well mannered, well schooled, and nice kids. I see kids of the so called " normal parents " who are brats, rude, and offensive. I am not saying he didn't have issues, like we all do, but he did a nice job with the kids. It looks like the parents of Michael are gung ho for getting custody so they can keep making money off the Michaels legacy. Gold diggers.

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^

it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

KidL's picture

I agree. He was their father whether they shared any DNA or not.

It just amazes me that anyone is surprised that someone as batshit crazy as MJ would use donor sperm. The man had some serious issues though I am sure his die-hard fans will say he was just misunderstood.

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Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:51pm.

Again, anyone with doubts about Jackson's vitiligo should watch this clip...it clearly shows splotchiness and has insights into Jacko's skin problems I've never seen before. Yeah, he was a freak, but I don't think he "had himself turned white". I'm not even sure if that's possible to the degree that Michael Jackson would have done it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ6b7kHGsSg
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Shame on Michael Jackson for leaving these kids to live the rest of their lives with this mess. The truth is he was a drug addict who lived selfishly like any other drug addict. Drugs come first.

I don't care who the bio father is. I don't care if the children are mixed racially.

I care that these children are loved and get relief for the burden they will carry for the rest of their lives.

May God watch over them and comfort their little souls.

KidL's picture

Is it just me or are MJ's fans some of the creepiest ones on earth?

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Submitted by S_G on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by KidL on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 6:14pm.

He looks like a white kid with dark hair and eyes. He does not look Black to me.

Having dark hair and eyes does not automatically scream "ethnic" to me.

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Who said dark hair and dark eyes screamed ethnic?

Apparently you have not seen a lot of light skinned blacks and mixed race people.

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What part of "I'm mixed race myself" do you not understand? Shall I write it in Italian? Spanish? Chinese?

Cindy Salerno's picture

The little girl DOES look like Debbie Rowe...she has no lips just like her.

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Submitted by KidL on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 6:14pm.

He looks like a white kid with dark hair and eyes. He does not look Black to me.

Having dark hair and eyes does not automatically scream "ethnic" to me.

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Who said dark hair and dark eyes screamed ethnic?

Apparently you have not seen a lot of light skinned blacks and mixed race people.

I guess Quincy Jones's daughter Rashida Jones and millions of other light skinned black and mixed race people (blonde and blue eyed included) are white because they "look white", huh?

I'm tired of arguing with people who think they are experts on on how mixed race and black people should look

Done.

skinhead ken's picture

The little girl looks like Debbie Rowe.

KidL's picture

Debbie Rowe reportedly told a number of people that neither she nor Jackson were the bio parents when she was pregnant with the first kid. Really, why are people so hell-bent on proclaiming he had to be the bio-father? Sorry, but I don't think those kids look a damn thing like either parent.

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Submitted by S_G on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by KidL on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:19pm.

Joe Jackson has African-American features despite having green eyes. Those kids have no African-American features that I can see-none.

I think those green peepers are contacts.

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Submitted by S_G on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:39pm.

HUH???

If you can't see that this kid is ethnic, then you're blind...
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He looks like a white kid with dark hair and eyes. He does not look Black to me.

Having dark hair and eyes does not automatically scream "ethnic" to me.

lara's picture

TMZ are idiots and blind. the mother is obviously Debbie. her lawyer stated to radaronline that she is indeed the biological mother
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/06/exclusive-debbie-rowe-biol...

lara's picture

uhmm...how is Debbie not the biological mother??? The little girl looks just like her!!!

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Submitted by KidL on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:19pm.

Personally, I think all three look white-not mixed or ethnic at all.

Joe Jackson has African-American features despite having green eyes. Those kids have no African-American features that I can see-none.

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HUH???

If you can't see that this kid is ethnic, then you're blind...

http://i35.tinypic.com/29p455z.jpg

http://i18.tinypic.com/526jfp3.jpg

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Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:51pm
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I believe he had vitaligo AND I believe he bleached himself white. Apparently, he used bleaching cream on his scrotum. That's what the first kid meant by "idenifying marks" on Jackson's genitalia.

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Submitted by CuddlyCarla on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:57pm.
::HOWEVER, what are the odds that all THREE of Jacko's kids look whiter than snow?::

Well, Prince and Paris have light skin tones while Blanket looks a bit more ethnic
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Personally, I think all three look white-not mixed or ethnic at all.

Joe Jackson has African-American features despite having green eyes. Those kids have no African-American features that I can see-none.

Sensimina's picture

Again, anyone with doubts about Jackson's vitiligo should watch this clip...it clearly shows splotchiness and has insights into Jacko's skin problems I've never seen before. Yeah, he was a freak, but I don't think he "had himself turned white". I'm not even sure if that's possible to the degree that Michael Jackson would have done it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ6b7kHGsSg

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Submitted by Gabriela on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:16pm.
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Couldn't have said it better!

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nono's picture

Oh yeah! They are claiming on CNN that MJ did not put Joe Jackson in his will. Take that you crypt keeping, blue ray selling, record company promoting during your son's memorial bastad! I hope this is the final will.

nono's picture

Blanket, the nickname, Michael J. said, came from a term he used with friends, family and employees as a verb: to blanket. He said it meant to wrap people with love and support. That is where it came from. Makes more sense with that background. After all it is just a nickname, I have heard worse nicknames. Actually I think his given name might be worse than the nickname, haha.

That hair is BLEACHED. They reran the Martin Brahier (sp?) interview with him last night and they showed Paris and Michael and M was 5 years old, they shot down at him (camera angle) and he had bleached blonde hair with dark roots - at age 5! Serenity now.

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"Maybe I should wash the jizz residue out of my eyes, because I always thought Michael Jackson's kids kind of looked like him."

Oh MK..and you make fun of the mom-jean wearing clay-mates who didn't SEE he was gay!

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I was more upset when Carl Sagan died. Sure, he couldn't moonwalk, but he made science accessible, making us all feel a part of the cosmos.
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I burst out crying when my brother told me Carl Sagan died. I said, "He changed my life!" and he started laughing because he thought I was joking. I wouldn't have become a physics major if not for his putting that interest and spark in me (although I wound up a criminal justice student--but I love the forensics stuff!)

::HOWEVER, what are the odds that all THREE of Jacko's kids look whiter than snow?::

Well, Prince and Paris have light skin tones while Blanket looks a bit more ethnic. Michael's dad had red hair and green eyes as a young man (LaToya has green eyes too) so I think the Jacksons had some mixes in them to begin with. That said, I have no idea whether they are biologically his, but I do have transcripts of Debbie Rowe interviews and factual information as well as Vitiligo photographs and trial commentary on my blog. Google 'PopSpiracy' for answers to some of your questions and to read truths, not rumors.

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funsten beewaxer..."this whole mess will be revealed to be something from a horror movie"

ITA, sadly.

Submitted by KidL on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:03pm.
I spent alot of time in fertility clinics and I can tell you this much -- there's a whooooole lotta babies out there who dont belong biologically to mommy and/or daddy. People have no idea how many couples end up using donor eggs or sperm.

This situation may seem weird to you but its a lot more common than people think.
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It's not weird at all. I worked with a 40-something woman who used donor eggs in order to conceieve her twin girls. This was an "average" professional woman-not a celeb. A lot of people use donor eggs and sperm and most are ordinary people. Some are just more open about it than others.

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Yeah. Scratch your head a bit when the 47 year old career woman pops up with babies (especially twins). There's a pretty good chance that donor eggs were used cause them shits get old and they aren't very good. When I had my eggs harvested they were able to get 18 eggs out of me, 13 of which were good (I'm 32). The chick next to me was like 47 or 48 and they got 5 eggs out of her, only 1 of which was good. She was about to use donor eggs next.

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Why didn't the stupid fuck cut his father out of his life & be done with it?? Granted his dad is a dick of epic proportions but he was also a good crutch/excuse for MJ. Fuck em both.

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this new duet that just turned up between MJ and Freddie Mercury is fantastic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7hrUU-UeHk

KidL -

you are right on the point of his self loathing - which seems to have extended equally to his sister latoya, who appears to have been under the knife a few times herself.

the problem with vitiligo is that it is always blotchy. doctors can give pigment-suppressing meds to people with a serious case of it, but don't usually hand it out for psychological reasons. here again, the jackson money/power would have been an incentive to play along - look at all the people who did.

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This now becomes strange and bizarre if Michael was allowed to wisk humans away for his own "pleasing". It's like modern-day human trading! I think this is going to open a can of worms on adoption and breeding. Jesus, this is now getting ugly.

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Submitted by NIKKI on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by S_G on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:00pm.

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Being mixed race myself and having numerous friends that are mixed race, I know genetics can be freaky. There ARE cases where black parents have kids that look Caucasian esp. black people in the USA since most black Americans have white ancestory. HOWEVER, what are the odds that all THREE of Jacko's kids look whiter than snow?

FWIW, I don't believe he was the bio-daddy of any of those kids. The man reportedly had a ton of self-loathing. It was also rumored he did not want a bio-child because he didn't want any child that would be related to his father Joe whom he loathed to no end.

pomegranate -

my husband and i were just debating that very point and we both agree that "blanket" does seem to have had surgery, altho it is difficult to be definitive with growing children.

this whole mess will be revealed to be something from a horror movie

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Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:03pm.
I spent alot of time in fertility clinics and I can tell you this much -- there's a whooooole lotta babies out there who dont belong biologically to mommy and/or daddy. People have no idea how many couples end up using donor eggs or sperm.

This situation may seem weird to you but its a lot more common than people think.
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It's not weird at all. I worked with a 40-something woman who used donor eggs in order to conceieve her twin girls. This was an "average" professional woman-not a celeb. A lot of people use donor eggs and sperm and most are ordinary people. Some are just more open about it than others.

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"Blanket's" face has changed. Look at the pics that S_G posted...his bone structure is different now than it was earlier in his life. He has very pointy features, just like MJ. IMO, his bone structure had started resembling MJ's surgically-altered bone structure...it almost looks like Blanket's face was surgically altered (God forbid).

Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:03pm.
I spent alot of time in fertility clinics and I can tell you this much -- there's a whooooole lotta babies out there who dont belong biologically to mommy and/or daddy. People have no idea how many couples end up using donor eggs or sperm.

This situation may seem weird to you but its a lot more common than people think.

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I believe you--I remember in our college newspaper, there were always several ads every day asking for donor eggs. And they were always very specific, as if to match the mother as close as possible ("brown eyes, brown hair 3.7 GPA, XYZ descent, XYZ religion...")

It was my first exposure to this sort of stuff, but I realized right away that plenty of people were having "non-bio" babies. There was once an article about the whole phenomenon of older celeb moms, how so many were giving birth to healthy babies in their 40's. One doctor's statement really resonated with me...something about how the average person is misled into thinking it is so easy to have kids late in life by looking at celebrity moms, but the truth is that many of them use donor eggs, donor sperm, fertility treatments galore, and even secret surrogates.

MJ's first mistake was that he should have just admitted that he used donors for the children. Say something like I can't have bio kids, so we used donors. It would have certainly deflated the mystery around the whole situation. So many people do that nowadays, that it's pretty mainstream.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:31pm.
That whole vitiligo excuse for his bleached skin was so transparent - why didn't he use DARK makeup to even out his skin tone? He was African-American! As I said, sick.
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What are you, some kind of expert on vitiligo? If you knew even one grain of fact about the disease, you wouldn't have made such an asinine statement. Just say MJ did have it (which is certainly possible), when a person gets "splotchy" enough, doctors will often prescribe a medication to completely rid the skin of its pigment. It's not to make the person "white" but to bring back some normalcy to them, because truth be told, it can be pretty psychologically devastating to have this disease. Unfortunately, there aren't any medications that repigment the skin safely so often times, the complete bleaching of the skin is all the person has.

the best interest of the children should prevail: they should be dna tested to establish a relationship to the jacksons and possibly to anyone else(the guardianship petition for "blanket" is completely blank - at one point it states that blanket has "no legal mother"; all records pertaining to their conception, delivery and adoption - if any - should be brought before the court, and a judge should decide what is in their best interest. cargo is tracked more closely than these children were, because of the jackson myth and the power around him.

if one supposes for a moment that the children are not biologically michael jackson's, it begs the question of what peril - if any - either of the two boys might have faced in the future with a "father" who paid off the people who sued him for having molested their son. if - as is being reported - these children were never legally adopted by jackson it also means that they are in a legal limbo. since there is money - maybe not as much as people might have thought, at one time - who knows who will come out of the woodwork.