Maury, Your Assistance Is Needed
This is TMZ: "Jackson/Rowe Not the Biological Parents!" This is UsWeekly: "Dermatologist Is Biological Dad of Michael Jackson's Children!" This is Me: "MAAAAAURY! SAVE US!"
Maybe I should wash the jizz residue out of my eyes, because I always thought Michael Jackson's kids kind of looked like him. Then again, I regularly grab whole wheat bread at the grocery store thinking its white bread.....
Well, some bitches are screaming that Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket aren't Michael's biological children.
TMZ is even saying that Debbie Rowe isn't their biological mother. A few sources told them that Debbie was the baby oven for Paris and Prince Michael, but her eggs were not used. The identity of the surrogate who carried Blanket is still unknown. The sources went on to yap that all three children were conceived in vitro and they don't know whether or not Michael knew the egg or sperm donors. And that's where UsWeekly comes in....
According to their source, Prince Michael and Paris' bio-father is dermatologist Arnold Klein. The source added, "He and Debbie signed an agreement saying they would never reveal the truth."
AND TMZ also claims that Michael never adopted any of his three kids, because he didn't think anybody would try to get custody.
AAAAAGGGHHH! Escandalo overload.
I know it's cliche as hell, but can all parties involved gather on Maury's stage to work this out before the headlines get crazier. Because I won't be surprised if I see a website with the headline: "DEBBIE ROWE REALLY A MAN! WORLD'S TRUE PREGNANT DUDE."
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That's kinda bossy...
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:33pm.
I remember sittin on the porch chatting to my great granny when I was a kid. I asked, "Granny, how come that white family lives on our street? There's no other white people in this neighborhood." She was like, "What white family!" Me, "Ms. Yvonne and her kids . . . they're white." Granny's (loud) reply, "GIRL!! THEM PEOPLE IS AS BLACK AS YOU!!! HOW YOU FIGURE THEM FOLKS IS WHITE???!!!"
Yeah, dumb me. I guess cause they all LOOKED WHITE AS FUCK!!
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Bwahahaha! One of my best friends in high school was a girl that had a black father. She looked like Lauren Conrad and talked like a valley girl. No one ever believed her.
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i care more about kendra's wedding.
really, can we see the pics??
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Here you go - totally possible:
http://www.blackcelebkids.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hillarykids.png
For me - the colouring was BARELY the issue. I used it to substantiate but it was more just that they didn't look like him. I mean - they didn't have any of his faces. (for the guy who make the Lacksmarkian crack.)
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Yawn. I hate pop/empiric genetics and I failed BOTH genetics classes back in university, so.... I need an official DNA test for these kids.
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I don't think anyone here is arguing that it isn't possible EVER IN LIFE for a mixed race person to look white, but the likelihood that ALL THREE of MJ's kids looking completely white, even having blonde hair, and him be the biological father of all of them is slim to none because some of us can use common sense.
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Note: The eldest has the nickname "Prince" but the youngest's name is legally "Prince" although he's referred to by the media as "Blanket"....in case any of you were DYING to know :P
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:34pm.
Ok, so Prince Michael 1, Prince Michael 2 (Blanket) and Paris.
Those names make me fucking stabby. So fucking pretentious. Like Barron Hilton and Barron Trump. You are not fucking royalty, assholes.
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What makes it worse is that he comes from an ancestry that fought to take down the nobility and pave the way for possibilities for those of their ilk to achieve as much wealth: equality. That's what they fought for. And this is what he ended up doing with it. *sigh*
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:13pm.
didn't we already have this argument? white kids with black parents?
tho i have never seen a mixed kid that looked %100 percent white. i think it shows in the hair at least.... but i don't travel much either... hhuh
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You'd be surprised. I've seen a few of kids that are biracial, but have almost completely taken on their white parents phenotype. There's a soap actress, Victoria Rowell who is black, and her daughter looks completely white. There are also some British celebs, one Natasha Hamilton and an athlete named Jamie Baulch, and both of them are mixed race but look completely white as well. Genes are a funny thing, but that being said, it still doesn't answer the question as to who the bio parents of MJ's kids are.
Hey to those of you who are too lazy to type in "Blanket Jackson" into google and glance at the wikipedia article. "Blanket" is a nickname. The kid's name is Prince Michael Jackson II and I'm guessing the nickname came from when Jackson dangled him.
The first born is named like his father: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr. and the daughter is Paris Michael Katherine Jackson.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:32pm.
go fuck yourself.
i made a comment about the hair, and yes, while rashida could pass for a totally white person, she also looks like she might be mixed. her hair is brown and could be coarse/thick/curly and she has brown/ hazel eyes. if we were to see her hair in a natural state, rather than all blown out and styled it might be a totally different story.
as compared to the blond (and looks like blue eyes) boy on the cover.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:30am.
I CAN'T WAIT for this shit to hit newsstands. I know it's trashy, I don't give a shit. I will buy every single
tabloid this week and a box of wine to go with them.
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Me either. I'm ghetto though, I read those while walking around the store. I don't think even a Shitney wearing a pink wig in a craze post could out do the fuckery we are going to see with this circus coming.
This is pretty funny considering within hours of his death Demi and Ashton (the arbiters of all that is right and proper) were Twittering that "the press had better leave his children out of this or there will be hell to pay!!" or something to that effect. Mm-hmm. Parasite Hilton also can't be too pleased there's a herp-free younger Paris to steal her thunder, too.
Well no one can ever accuse Michael of having a boring life. My God, this is too much scandal and drama even for me, and I usually LOVE this kind of shit.
You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!
I feel sorry for those children. And that stupid manly fake mother of two of them is probably not their biological mother at all or she would have claimed them.
Being a full blooded American, my biggest question was ..'what is 'escandolo'..when I looked it up I felt like an el stupido because it means zackerly like what it sounds like.
duh.
Ok, so Prince Michael 1, Prince Michael 2 (Blanket) and Paris.
Those names make me fucking stabby. So fucking pretentious. Like Barron Hilton and Barron Trump. You are not fucking royalty, assholes.
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Confidentiality contracts should extend past someone's death and breaching them should result in some sort of legal action. What's the point of paying someone to keep their trap shut if your legacy is destroyed the moment you die. Damn money grabbers, they're always the scum of the world.
I remember sittin on the porch chatting to my great granny when I was a kid. I asked, "Granny, how come that white family lives on our street? There's no other white people in this neighborhood." She was like, "What white family!" Me, "Ms. Yvonne and her kids . . . they're white." Granny's (loud) reply, "GIRL!! THEM PEOPLE IS AS BLACK AS YOU!!! HOW YOU FIGURE THEM FOLKS IS WHITE???!!!"
Yeah, dumb me. I guess cause they all LOOKED WHITE AS FUCK!!
*uses MK as a shield*
See whores, even MK thought they looked like him!
*runs*
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:26pm.
rashida jones does not have blond, straight fine hair,
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Oh, I see. It has to be BLONDE or it doesn't count. Sorry, didn't see where you said that.
*rolls eyes*
Anyway, yea Stoney - the names. I seriously think when Blanket came along MJ asked one of his other kids to name them and they said Blanket. That's some sad shit. Would MJ have wanted to go through life with a name like Carpet? Maybe Pillow or fucking Toilet Paper Roll.
Just beyond fucked up.
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if you can look completely white with blond hair but are mixed, how come redheads are dying out? we should be able to have red hair come out of two brunettes.
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ugh, what does it matter? the poor kids just lost the only father they've ever known. personally, I think little 'blanket' looks the most like a jackson, but again ... it shouldn't matter for now. anyway, I hope the kids get to stay together ... with all the potential candidates for custody coming out of the woodwork, who knows.
Isn't Blanket a nickname? I thought his name was Prince Michael II.
"I guess you'd have to be shooting up demerol to come up with that shit."
bwahahahaha
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
If you're completely white how can you be black?
I thought their names were Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket. Blanket is a very weird name, very weird. George Forman named all his sons George which is more fucked up.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:26pm.
i was being sarcastic hos.
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i was being sarcastic hos.
yes, i have travelled quite a bit, to some of the most mixed and metropolitan places in the country. and i live in one now. and i am in a mixed race couple, and we have a lot of mixed race couple friends who have kids.
rashida jones does not have blond, straight fine hair,
.... and i don't really care.
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I know one person who is grateful as HELL for all this commotion that's been happening - David Carradine's wife.
Come to think of it... anyone know anything about her? Is she into Santeria or something?
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Why isn't anyone outraged over their fucking names? Price Michael 1 and 2 and BLANKET? I guess you'd have to be shooting up demerol to come up with that shit.
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Third. Although I think I was technically (biologically) first.
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As long as those kids were loved...who gives a flying fuck??
"Michael Jackson was 95% plastic so instead of cremation, they will be melting him down, turning him into Legos so that kids can play with him for a change."
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:13pm.
didn't we already have this argument? white kids with black parents?
tho i have never seen a mixed kid that looked %100 percent white. i think it shows in the hair at least.... but i don't travel much either... hhuh
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Yup. You should get out more cause I know plenty. And what will really blow your hair back is when you meet creole black people who are completely and I mean completely white. Why?? Because they were mixed up for generations and kept marrying other creoles.
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Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:05pm.
Yeah, hmm... why can't I focus on the issue at hand? I guess these kids look so cute that I don't care who their biological father is.
Seriously, they look damn cute, even if that Rowe woman is their mom.
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They ARE very good looking. I wonder who the Super Biologists were who worked on this project.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:13pm.
didn't we already have this argument? white kids with black parents?
tho i have never seen a mixed kid that looked %100 percent white. i think it shows in the hair at least.... but i don't travel much either... hhuh
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Yup. You should get out more cause I know plenty. And what will really blow your hair back is when you meet creole black people who are completely and I mean completely white. Why?? Because they were mixed up for generations and kept marrying other creoles.
Don't let the blond hair fool you. I don't think the oldest one looks like a macaulay culkin at all.
http://igossip.com/celebs/Macaulay_Culkin.jpg
Submitted by bitchette
didn't we already have this argument? white kids with black parents?
tho i have never seen a mixed kid that looked %100 percent white. i think it shows in the hair at least.... but i don't travel much either... hhuh
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Yes that hair totally looks like it would show her dad is black
*sigh*
See what happens when you don't travel?
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Submitted by Bda on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:06pm.
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Um...mah friend, nice artist lady, has the skin tone and hair of a mild Phoebe Price. She's Black (her words).
This discussion is FYOO-TILE.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:08pm
8tracks!!!!! YES!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
oh please everyone knows MJ isn't the bio father. there's no way a black man has 3 bio kids and NONE of them have any physical attributes remotely resembling a black person. i am shocked that debbie rowe isn't the bio mom, just a baby oven.
Submitted by Rican35 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:04pm.
TMZ is now reporting there were no kids at all. It's been Bubbles all along. I guess that's why the masks. Scary.
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The only reason I think there may be a chance the kids are his is that there was a recent picture in Rolling Stone that was taken when Prince Michael briefly had his mask off. His face looks like MJ's when he was little.
Speaking of masks, how come the kids aren't wearing them in the picture?
didn't we already have this argument? white kids with black parents?
tho i have never seen a mixed kid that looked %100 percent white. i think it shows in the hair at least.... but i don't travel much either... hhuh
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Yea I don't care anymore. I just want to be happy now. Watch this video, near the end when Whitney comes out, the camera cuts to Michael and he looks really really really happy. If anyone can find a better copy of this show please post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=micWWKHLT94&feature=related
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Submitted by sofabait on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:10pm.
the first one is of Macauley Culkin's seed.
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If that's true, how old would he have been when he allegedly donatated baby making drips?
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:08pm.
♪I put on some makeup, turn on the 8track, I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf♪
I digress...
Cute kids. Media needs to leave them the fuck alone. Their fucking dad just died. Jeepers.
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Ya'll know damn well that Prince Michael #1 looks just like little Mike J from the Jackson 5. If none of those other kids were made with his sperm, Prince Michael sure as hell was. Paris looks just like Debbie Rowe, and I haven't gotten a good look at Blanket yet. But Prince Michael belongs to MJ for sure.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:56am.
If you look through the personal photos tmz posted, there are a couple pictures of Blanket and in one his hair is jet black
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he also looks completely different than the other two. It grossed me out that the kid appears in his PJs in EVERY single pic and it appears he has never had a haircut in his life.
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How about the DOZENS of photos with lil boys WITHOUT shirts?
I just remember the guys getting yelled at for coming to the dinner table without their shirts. Of course, we were teenagers.
Where's mah ALT, Roo?
Did anyone ever really believe they were his children?? If you did, please contact me.... I have a bridge in the desert I'd like to talk to you about.
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