Maury, Your Assistance Is Needed
This is TMZ: "Jackson/Rowe Not the Biological Parents!" This is UsWeekly: "Dermatologist Is Biological Dad of Michael Jackson's Children!" This is Me: "MAAAAAURY! SAVE US!"
Maybe I should wash the jizz residue out of my eyes, because I always thought Michael Jackson's kids kind of looked like him. Then again, I regularly grab whole wheat bread at the grocery store thinking its white bread.....
Well, some bitches are screaming that Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket aren't Michael's biological children.
TMZ is even saying that Debbie Rowe isn't their biological mother. A few sources told them that Debbie was the baby oven for Paris and Prince Michael, but her eggs were not used. The identity of the surrogate who carried Blanket is still unknown. The sources went on to yap that all three children were conceived in vitro and they don't know whether or not Michael knew the egg or sperm donors. And that's where UsWeekly comes in....
According to their source, Prince Michael and Paris' bio-father is dermatologist Arnold Klein. The source added, "He and Debbie signed an agreement saying they would never reveal the truth."
AND TMZ also claims that Michael never adopted any of his three kids, because he didn't think anybody would try to get custody.
AAAAAGGGHHH! Escandalo overload.
I know it's cliche as hell, but can all parties involved gather on Maury's stage to work this out before the headlines get crazier. Because I won't be surprised if I see a website with the headline: "DEBBIE ROWE REALLY A MAN! WORLD'S TRUE PREGNANT DUDE."
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:52am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:40am.
That's the final piece to making MJ the King of Escandalo. Nothing ever really got substantiated in any way.
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Guess I'm just a loon then. I didn't remember what exactly was said back then, but I sure thought it was announced they weren't his.
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I haven't checked back but I thought we were told they were his but not by conventional methods...and I'm not even sure we got that for all 3 kids...
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Submitted by Vanz on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:00pm.
ITA - even if he looks white, he is still a black man. They would (at the least) have a dark shade to them. I have a friend who is mixed - he looks like a white guy with a very good tan. Not racist - just sayin.
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I'mma let you in on a secret (sarcasm). All black people know those aren't his kids. The only ones that seem to be fooled are ya'll.
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I dont think its that people are arguing they are definitely his, but rather people are saying that its dumb to try to determine paternity based on skin color. Black people may know those arent Mike's kids biologically but we also know that genetics are a mutha fucka and ya'll are crazy if you think a black man and a white woman cant make all white children. It just does not work like that.
Ps. I still maintain its a moot point anyway. Nobody's gonna be DNA testing those kids . . . sorry to disappoint those hoping for that particular scandal.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:49am.
Count on MJ to perpetuate the craziness even after his death. You mark my words, there's even weirder stuff to come!
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:56am.
If you look through the personal photos tmz posted, there are a couple pictures of Blanket and in one his hair is jet black
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he also looks completely different than the other two. It grossed me out that the kid appears in his PJs in EVERY single pic and it appears he has never had a haircut in his life.
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I myself don't believe they are his but it kills me how people always comment and say " i have a mixed friend or relative and they don't look like his kids they are darker". As if EVERY MIXED PERSON would look alike. That is so stupid. Then every black person looks alike and every white person looks alike. Mixed people come out all different colors. I'm of mixed race and I look totally different than my sister. It's genetics - it's a roll of the dice each time. Those children however don't look anything like him. I have seen all his nieces and nephews and no matter what race the mother was you could tell they were a Jackson. They all have the same eyes and facial structure.
i think those kids are engineered. no father or mother required, all science.
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Submitted by Rican35 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:04pm.
TMZ is now reporting there were no kids at all. It's been Bubbles all along. I guess that's why the masks. Scary.
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Those are not his children..plain and simple. You would have to be an idiot to think so.
Whatever happened to his skin..it cannot change his genetics. Looking at him as a young boy ..those children do not have any indication that they were born from a black male...none whatsoever!!!
I'd be more prone to say that blond boy is from McCauley Culkin...
Yeah, hmm... why can't I focus on the issue at hand? I guess these kids look so cute that I don't care who their biological father is.
Seriously, they look damn cute, even if that Rowe woman is their mom.
errr, i uh always thought they were his kids too? but i was sure there was mad scientist twist to the whole selection process for choosing the mother like a genetic grocery checklist (blonde hair- check, blue eyes- check) which he did say on teh martin bashir interview that the mother would of been screened very closely- good vision, family health history so on, so on- but then again guess thats what anyone would do? i dunno, JUST SAYIN!
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TMZ is now reporting there were no kids at all. It's been Bubbles all along. I guess that's why the masks. Scary.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:42am.
I'm with MK, Mike's kids look like him. You can tell by thier eyes. Has anyone ever seen the daugher of that one soap opera Actress Victoria Rowell? (http://thestudyofracialism.org/forum/bpwk/rowell.jpg)...her daughter has blond hair blue eyes and her mother is a black woman. This sh** is getting ridiculous...Just leave him alone! (again, no pun intended)
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Anyone who has ever thought for a nano second that those kid's were Michael Jackson's should under go analysis to discover why they needed to think so.
Victoria Rowell has a white parent so it makes sense that if she had a child with a white man her child would look more white than black.
That's not happening with a member of the Jackson family. Could Michael and Debbie produce a child who looks like Halle Berry. Yes . But white blond hair and blues eyes? Please.
Dust off your Punnett squares and figure it out for yourselves.
Submitted by shandiRW on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:01pm.
errr, i uh always thought they were his kids too? but i was sure there was mad scientist twist to the whole selection process for choosing the mother like a genetic grocery checklist (blonde hair- check, blue eyes- check) which he did say on teh martin bashir interview that the mother would of been screened very closely- good vision, family health history so on, so on- but then again guess thats what anyone would do? i dunno, JUST SAYIN!
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Didnt he say Blankets bio mom was black in that interview? In that case black + black dont equal white! That makes me question the other ones as well...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:00pm.
ITA - even if he looks white, he is still a black man. They would (at the least) have a dark shade to them. I have a friend who is mixed - he looks like a white guy with a very good tan. Not racist - just sayin.
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I'mma let you in on a secret (sarcasm). All black people know those aren't his kids. The only ones that seem to be fooled are ya'll.
Oh God, enough with the "kids can't be black, they are too white" shit - I know too many people that are whiter than me with a black parent.
I think some people to need to get out more/travel the world/open eyes/fuckin google it.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:48am.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:28am.
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Oh hai, EH!
Today, your avie reminds me of that TOM guy from Myspace.
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we have now entered the twilight zone.
I can just hear Debbie Rowe on Maury now:
"I am 100- no, 1000% sure I have NO idea who the fuck are the biological parents of those kids!"
And then she runs off stage all dramatic-like because she heard there were powdered donuts in the green room.
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Submitted by LA on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:36am.
*AND TMZ also claims that Michael never adopted any of his three kids, because he didn't think anybody would try to get custody.*
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You do NOT have to adopt the kids that you and wifey purchase at a fertility clinic. They are legally the children of the marriage. Again, its irrelevant for sure in the case of the first two. Any issue, if there is one, would only apply to the third who was born out of wedlock, but I doubt very seriously that MJ left that to chance.
ITA - even if he looks white, he is still a black man. They would (at the least) have a dark shade to them. I have a friend who is mixed - he looks like a white guy with a very good tan. Not racist - just sayin.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
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im not saying their his at all...im just saying that if the kids dont come out looking black, that dosent mean much.
I DEFINATELY dont think these are his because they dont look like him bone structure and facial feature wise. In my opinion, nothing on those children resemles micheal pre surgeries...
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:36am.
Not sure why this is an issue. I thought 12 years ago when he started having kids everyone knew they weren't his biologically. Did everyone just forget? Am I drunk? Why is this being reported like it's new?
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How could anyone in their right mind think those kids are Michael's biological children? The kids are white and he was black. The end.
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MJ is whiter than those kids.he can't be their daddy! also what's with the dye job?
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Submitted by LA on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:32am.
Well, that pretty much explains why Debbie Rowe isn't interested in pursuing custody.
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Ya. Cuz someone's gonna call for a DNA samp and that's gonna be a sticky wicket for her. Can she tell the truf now or would she still be contracshually obligated to keep her mouf shut? I'm not a loyer.
If you look through the personal photos tmz posted, there are a couple pictures of Blanket and in one his hair is jet black. I was curious about that too.
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Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:39am.
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Well no, neither have I except last summer when I decided bleaching the hell out of my hair was a good idea.
There's a magazine over here that's done a tribute edition about Wacko, even reprinting the original pictures from the eldest's birth. Wispy brown hair. Maybe it was dyed then but why do that to a child? The others haven't been dyed. What a strange, strange "man".
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:36am
LOL!!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
"Then again, I regularly grab whole wheat bread at the grocery store thinking its white bread....."
sadly, i do the same thing.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:40am.
That's the final piece to making MJ the King of Escandalo. Nothing ever really got substantiated in any way.
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Guess I'm just a loon then. I didn't remember what exactly was said back then, but I sure thought it was announced they weren't his.
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And let the race begin!!! Oh how I can't wait for the next few weeks to see how the tabloid writers flex their creative writing skills. With no regard for the fact that these are real people. And you thought the Jon and Kate tabloid fiasco was annoying JUST WAIT FOR THE SHIT THAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!
For one that girl looks EXACTLY like Debbie. Now are they Michaels children? I highly doubt it.
event horison...stop fooling yourself. there is no way his sperm created those kids on the cover of that mag....they do not have one black feature. Michael looked white at the end but he was african american....they would have inherited SOME of his features....
& thats so weird to think how black he once was. He really does looks like a 100% white man on that mag cover.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:45am.
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It's the lucky bastard that clocked Perez Hilton in the eye and told him what's what.
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OFFICIAL HERO!!!!!! Ahhhhh. That was a good day.
I dont think Maury could save this. Nothing but Jesus and his juice could fix this situation
Dr. Conrad Murray's doctor was interviewed and he kept stuttering when he was trying to explain his client's actions.
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Sorry, that should read "Dr. Conrad Murray's lawyer"
Count on MJ to perpetuate the craziness even after his death. You mark my words, there's even weirder stuff to come!
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:44am.
Amen, sistah!
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:28am.
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Oh hai, EH!
Today, your avie reminds me of that TOM guy from Myspace.
Submitted by VaNcItY on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:42am.
Yeah, very wierd. I've heard 2 different explanations why MJ's doctor didn't call 911 for 30 minutes. First he said that there were no working phones in the house, and the second he claimed he didn't know the address of the house!, (according to TMZ).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:39am.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:36am.
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Who is that in your avie? (I'm assuming the hero is the possum 'do.)
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It's the lucky bastard that clocked Perez Hilton in the eye and told him what's what.
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i just read mk's intro. my bad. BOOYAH!
But.....I 'ready said it - those kids need to be DNA'd and everyone in whole world needs to line-up and get DNA'd as well so we can all know who the sprm donors were/are.
And hey, what if he already has ANOTHER baby in the oven that will be explosive news in, like, 6 months?!
I know MJ was really fucked up but I never really thought he "bleached" himself to look like that...here's a video all about whether or not MJ did have vitiligo...it claims there were court documents stating that he did have both lupus and vitiligo.
Sorry to bump this but I just finished watching, it IS crazy and there are lots of photos of his skin condition I've never seen before...I definitely don't think he "bleached" himself. If so, it was a piss poor job.
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Deb on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:42am.
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I know a black lady who has 5 kids by a white man and they ALL look differnt, two look black with really tough hair and brown eyes, one is basically white with very fair skin, silky hair and light hazel eyes and the other two look mixed, but one has like nappy blond hair and the other has black hair with soft waves.
So the black gene isnt always dominiant, you never know what youre going to get when you mix black and white!
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zomay on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:39am
wannabe startin' sumthin'.
got to be startin' sumthin'....
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