Maury, Your Assistance Is Needed
This is TMZ: "Jackson/Rowe Not the Biological Parents!" This is UsWeekly: "Dermatologist Is Biological Dad of Michael Jackson's Children!" This is Me: "MAAAAAURY! SAVE US!"
Maybe I should wash the jizz residue out of my eyes, because I always thought Michael Jackson's kids kind of looked like him. Then again, I regularly grab whole wheat bread at the grocery store thinking its white bread.....
Well, some bitches are screaming that Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket aren't Michael's biological children.
TMZ is even saying that Debbie Rowe isn't their biological mother. A few sources told them that Debbie was the baby oven for Paris and Prince Michael, but her eggs were not used. The identity of the surrogate who carried Blanket is still unknown. The sources went on to yap that all three children were conceived in vitro and they don't know whether or not Michael knew the egg or sperm donors. And that's where UsWeekly comes in....
According to their source, Prince Michael and Paris' bio-father is dermatologist Arnold Klein. The source added, "He and Debbie signed an agreement saying they would never reveal the truth."
AND TMZ also claims that Michael never adopted any of his three kids, because he didn't think anybody would try to get custody.
AAAAAGGGHHH! Escandalo overload.
I know it's cliche as hell, but can all parties involved gather on Maury's stage to work this out before the headlines get crazier. Because I won't be surprised if I see a website with the headline: "DEBBIE ROWE REALLY A MAN! WORLD'S TRUE PREGNANT DUDE."
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:39am.
Mamase mamasa mamamacoosa
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Does that translate to anything in English other than "Mamase mamasa mamamacoosa"?
*cuz this is Thrilla!* (hay, speaking of which, Nancy Grace - that tiger lawyer - had her peeps show the clip of Michael from the Thriller video where he looks like a zombie monster, but HE LOOKS LIKE HIS DAD!! I think that was a submliminal message 25 years ago (or whatever day it is/was).
I was watching Anderson Cooper 360 last night and this whole thing is such a freakshow!
Dr. Conrad Murray's doctor was interviewed and he kept stuttering when he was trying to explain his client's actions. He says that MJ met Dr. Murray in Vegas when one of the kids was sick. From that one meeting they became close friends (lovers??) and MJ asked Dr. Murray to come on tour with him. So the night that MJ died, he asked Dr. Murray to spend the night. SOMETHING IN THE MILK AINT CLEAN
And Joe Jackson is freaking me the hell out. He's totally getting off on the media attention!
And why is Kathryn Jackson getting the kids? Isn't she in her 70's? Why doesn't one of MJ's siblings care for the kids? They at least have kids and grandkids that are near the same age.
Joe Jackson seems to think that since they know show business, they should be raising the kids. I think what's best for them is to be removed from that and live a normal live.
Why can't people understand that kids of mixed races can come out looking Black or White (no pun intended) All three of my younger brothers are mixed with Caucasian and African-American. The oldest one looks hispanic, the middle one looks completely black, and the youngest one is so white looking that the nurse thought she had the wrong room when she brought him from the nursery when he was born! I'm with MK, Mike's kids look like him. You can tell by thier eyes. Has anyone ever seen the daugher of that one soap opera Actress Victoria Rowell? (http://thestudyofracialism.org/forum/bpwk/rowell.jpg)...her daughter has blond hair blue eyes and her mother is a black woman. This sh** is getting ridiculous...Just leave him alone! (again, no pun intended)
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:39am.
Mamase mamasa mamamacoosa
mamase mamasa mamamacoosa
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Absolutely! And may I add, "OOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:36am.
Not sure why this is an issue. I thought 12 years ago when he started having kids everyone knew they weren't his biologically. Did everyone just forget? Am I drunk? Why is this being reported like it's new?
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That's the final piece to making MJ the King of Escandalo. Nothing ever really got substantiated in any way. Everyone got their lips zipped and kept it that way and the truths have never been revealed...I mean, some things you KNOW ...but we never got the deets. He just makes me wanna scream: TELL! TELL!
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Wake me up when all the drama is over.
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Well, can I say DUH! That those kids are not Michaels biological children!!!
I just hope they are placed together with someone who will love and nurture them. NOT MJ'S PARENTS!
Did anyone think that MJ's penis got anywhere near an adult woman? Even if he got it in a cup, the minute the drs tried to insert it into a vagina, it would have screamed and jumped for it.
The kid at the top resembles JonBenet...same dark roots.
carefreea ~ I am a natural blonde and I promise you I have NEVER had roots like that! I think MJ wanted all of them to be blonde.
Mamase mamasa mamamacoosa
mamase mamasa mamamacoosa
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:36am.
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Who is that in your avie? (I'm assuming the hero is the possum 'do.)
Those kids never looked like they were his biological kids. Despite Michael's surgeries and skin bleaching (sorry, I never bought the Vitiligo story), he was still a black man and at least one of those kids would have had been born with some African-American features or a tanned complexion (ala Heidi and Seal). Come on, even Halle Berry, who's half white, had a daughter with tanned complexion, Jackson's kids look like they were from Aryan donors!
that blonde one scares me
You should never have jizz residue in your eyes ffs.
que arroz con guandules!
I've never believed for one moment these are MJ's bio children. After all the money MJ spent turning himself "white" there was no fucking way he was going to risk having children that looked like his previous self...so it doesn't take a genious to figure out he purchased these 3 kids...It's pretty obvious they have no Jackson blood in their veins. Those genes are always dominant and there's no way not even one of the kids would pick that up. That's probably part of the reasons MJ did not want anyone to see their faces in the beginning. And I still would not trust any results that say he's the daddy...tests can be bought and tampered with when there is money at stake. No way Joe Jackson would let his new cash cow go away with their bio Dad or Mom.
"Dame tu leche" - Slutty Cuban Girl
Shit is fucked up.
Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:35am.
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I don't think it is. My hair was that colour when I was younger too.
Where's the surprise on the cover? Someone marrying Kendra?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Little Paris looks just like Rowe. And call me crazy, but I can see MJ's facial features (from at least ten faces ago, that is... back when he was a handsome young black man) in Michael and Blanket.
I hate this. I wish the whole circus sideshow would just stop, the man's not even been dead a week yet. Let him rest...
Escandalo Overload! (that needs to be a new tag)
Oy. I guess this answers my question of last month: Will anything exciting ever happen again? It all brings new meaning to the phrase "be careful what you wish for" *sigh*
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
*AND TMZ also claims that Michael never adopted any of his three kids, because he didn't think anybody would try to get custody.*
If this part is true, this could end up a bigger mess than ever imagined.
Not sure why this is an issue. I thought 12 years ago when he started having kids everyone knew they weren't his biologically. Did everyone just forget? Am I drunk? Why is this being reported like it's new?
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Sounds good, Bradi! I'm loving this, I know it's wrong and that MJ just died and it's sad, whatever, but now FINALLY all the bizarre details are coming flying out.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
The child above Mikey's head has DYED hair! WTF?
I never thought the kids looked like Rowe, and that's a good thing.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Sensimina on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 11:30am
I'll be right behind you at the check out with some Mike's Hard Berry & BBQ Chips.
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Well, that pretty much explains why Debbie Rowe isn't interested in pursuing custody.
I'm the daddy!
something in the milk ain't clean....
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I CAN'T WAIT for this shit to hit newsstands. I know it's trashy, I don't give a shit. I will buy every single tabloid this week and a box of wine to go with them.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
The one looking up totally looks like Debbie.
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I know it's escandalo central...that's what I was saying before...it's too much...just leave the kids alone and let MJ's mom screw them up even more. Geez!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Scandalous! Mike didn't rate the full cover page?
The whole kid thing is going to be a mess and hopefully it stays tied up in court until the older two hit 16-18 then it won't matter what others may want because they'll be old enough to live with whoever they decide.
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I am not a pussy.
Haven't these poor kids been through enough already?
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Everytime I see his blond haired, blue eyed little angels...I just want to chuckle...*chukle*
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Big Momma from the Big Momma 1 with Martin Lawrence said it best.."THERE IS SOME FREAKY SHIT GOING ON UP IN HERE!!
MY GOD!
This is CRAZY CRAZY SHIT!
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