Afternoon Crumbs
RIP: Pour one out for Vibe Magazine... If it wasn't for them, we'd never have Kanye's comment about this cover: "THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!!!" Thank you for that - Crunk + Disorderly
This is how I wear my suspenders too - Egotastic!
But what does Jane Russell have to do with anything? - Towleroad
Debbie Gibson is back...and still wearing the same shit from 20 years ago - Hollywood Tuna
Zac Efron is on a motherfucking boat - Popsugar
Another game of bitties or butts? - Cityrag
Sasha Fierce's glitter domes are trying to escape (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
I hope Tara Reid knows that her boyfriend probably likes a nutsack on his lips in the morning - Hollywood Rag
Vanessa Manilafolders moves fast - Celebslam
This could be A-Roid in some bunny ears for all we know - Just Jared
Sparkly Vamp on a bike - Lainey Gossip
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
I don't even like rap, but I can tell you that The Dream (Britney Spears?) and Kanye West hardly qualify as fucking rap at all.
I much prefer gangster rap to this overproduced, vapid garbage spawned by Lil' Wayne and all those phonies.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
You're a gay fish.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:25pm.
oh angel-i, I know. My son actually asked me to do the dishes. That's bad.
Really. Where is everyone? This place has been dead for a couple of days.
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*shrugs* I think everyone is MJing themselves out.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
oh angel-i, I know. My son actually asked me to do the dishes. That's bad.
Really. Where is everyone? This place has been dead for a couple of days.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:14pm.
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((hugs)) ooo, you smell pretty!
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Right? Citronella is all the rage this summer! ;p
Seriously, tho, this place is so dead. I guess errbuddy but us got someplace to be... I have this ATROCIOUS mess of clothing in my bedroom after I moved some furniture....that I keep waiting for fairies to come and sort for me. But they never come! Poo! So I'm just procrastinating about that - it's Canada Day tomorrow anyway...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:14pm.
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((hugs)) ooo, you smell pretty!
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:08pm.
I'm driving myself crazy.
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Ahh..yes. Well, you should stop doing THAT, fersure.
(((HUGS)))
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:55pm.
How are you doing? I've been reading and it sounds like you're kinda all over the place these days...transitions, yes?
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YES, and it's difficult when I feel like I'm in the dark. I want some inner peace. I'm driving myself crazy.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:55pm.
angel-i, how is your daughter? Y'all should think about entering one of those mother-daughter beauty contests. Hot bitch and little hot bitch. :P
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Haha! Stop!
I hate her. She's young and fresh like I used to be...and she has the nerve to look just like me! Little sassmonster. Just like me - but THAT is the one I win!
How are you doing? I've been reading and it sounds like you're kinda all over the place these days...transitions, yes?
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
angel-i, how is your daughter? Y'all should think about entering one of those mother-daughter beauty contests. Hot bitch and little hot bitch. :P
OMG I hope MK posts this tomorrow:
Sarah Palin in some spandex of the day:
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/06/30/sarah-palin-in-som...
Pigtails? Really?
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:45pm.
I can't figure out who is uglier, Kanye West or Usher.
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Jay-Z. He looks like Mushmouth from Fat Albert.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I can't figure out who is uglier, Kanye West or Usher.
Debbie Gibson looks great and I really liked that song You Light Up My Life...oh wait that was Debby Boone...nevermind then.
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
The truth hurts: Kanye West: "I am rap."
Yep. That about sums it for me, anyway.
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
he is so ugly
his nose looks like a baby foot on his face
I want to slap that fucker every time I see him.
Sorry :(
That was the best comment Kanye has ever made about his mug on a magazine. I almost feel like he was readin Dlisted when he made that comment, where else would he get the idea for it?! Also, in the article it stated that Blender had folded last year, which is probably for the best because that magazine started to suck...and the writers were crap and not even funny. At least have a mag with substance...instead it was about shitty mainstream music....I'm not entirely surprised that Vibe folded...if Rolling Stone doesn't get it's act together it will follow en suite for reals!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
With those CAPS Kanye really meant to say 'I AM PAR' not "RAP".
Why does David Gest look like that old-fashioned queen from Paris is Burning...with a goatee?
Debbie Gibson looks good! Resilient, that one.
*SLAP* as served by Manilafolder.
Topher Grace, huh?
I watch "That 70's Show" all the time: so not sexy... I wish they'd had a recent pic of him too.
Kayne looks like that guppy in the fishbowl that you can't decide is dead or alive.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Re:
I hope Tara Reid knows that her boyfriend probably likes a nutsack on his lips in the morning.
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LOL - yes, he's so SWEET looking! A real German fraulein.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:27pm.
They could've used a pair of band-aids and they could still achieve the same effect. keira knightley has no boobs whatsoever.
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Band-aids would have covered her boobs entirely. She may as well wear a shirt.
LOVE the line from Crunk and Disorderly:
"Light up a spliff and break out the Boone’s Farm. The magazine that many of us all loved and hated at times is a wrap like Reynold’s."
People think that magazines are closing because of the economy-it's not true!!! They're closing because people don't want to buy a magazine that is mostly advertisements-I know they gotta make money but it's getting rediculous. Most magazines are 80% ads now days.
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"Spit shine my shank, lube up my face, remove all my joo-ree (leave the rings) and get read to play Nivea's "Don't Mess With My Man" on the boombox, because shit is about to get serious."-MK
kiera = epic fail as usual. she's ugly and can't act.
although i HATE rap and r&b im sorry to hear that people are getting laid off from vibe. getting a job right now is no fucken joke.
die beyawnce die.
tara's bf is FUG...oh my...that forehead...how dreadful...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
They could've used a pair of band-aids and they could still achieve the same effect. keira knightley has no boobs whatsoever.
Debbie Gibson is back? Ok. I didn't give a shit back then, I still don't give a shit now.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Kanye looks bust.
Why is this post of Keira there? Any news?
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
can someone feed Keira? jeez
*Hot damn, Tara Reid's bf is a bigger mess than she is! That forehead...is he from this planet??
*Tiffany > Debbie Gibson.
*Kanye is probably the most pretentious douchebag in music. I love how he'll storm outta award shows he doesn't win...what a pussy crybaby.
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"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB
Ummm...what the heck is wrong with Tara's boyfriend's freaking forehead??? Is he part alien or something??? What the heck does he store in there? That is some freaky shit!
Kanye is ugly. His nose looks like it's been broken a bunch of times, and his mouth is on upside-down.
And those brows! MK how could you not mention the BROWS?
lol @ how Nick Lachey and Manillafolders apparently broke up...that got no coverage!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Debbie Gibson - Only in YOUR Dreams....
I HATED this bitch when i was young... Even as a kid in high school with hormones stronger than a thousand suns - it was hard to hit it with the g/f if this loonatard was on the radio... UGHHGHGHG!!! HATE.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:25pm.
Debbie Gibson , I fucked her!
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Did she totally have firecrotch???
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A huge WTF@Debbie Gibson. Childhood hero gone terribly awry. And/or broke.
And seriously who the fuck does Kanye blow to get that kind of kiss ass coverage??
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:25pm.
Debbie Gibson , I fucked her!
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Did she totally have firecrotch???
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I hope Tara Reid knows that her boyfriend probably likes a nutsack on his lips in the morning - Tara likes a nutsack on her's too plus two more slappin' against her nalgas!
Debbie Gibson. I admit I loved Foolish Beat. But why is she trying to make yet another someback? It's over. She should stick with Broadway.
And this may get me kicked off D-Listed, but I prefer Britney and Christina over old school Debbie anyday. Debbie was so.....vanilla. I don't want to be offensive but there really is no other word to describe her.
Dear Madonna,
You're never going to make avant garde scrunchies happen. Go fuck yourself with your overgrown clit and die.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
If he is "Rap", then Rap sucks big time.
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Never Can Say Goodbye
David Gest talking about real men. That's rich.
God I hate those other websites... almost every one you click gives you ads and surveys and just general crap thrown at your face so you can't even read the fucking article.
Not so here @ dlisted!!! And THAT is why we loooovvveeeesss MK!!!! Don't you EVER go commercial on us MK... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
I am arrogance, would have been a more appropriate statement for Gayfish.
Debbie Gibson , I fucked her!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:23pm.
Whoo-hoo! *does happy dance*
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“Do anything, say anything, and fuck anything. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets.” --Brian Kinney
Does anybody know what episode peter told lois : Shut up. you don't know nothing, about anything.
Where's his crown of thorns that he wore on the Rolling Stone cover? Did the Gayfish give up trying to water into Hennessy?