Excuse Me 'Mam, But There's A Squirrel In Your Titty Area
Squirrels usually pop out of panties, but I've never heard of one popping out of a ho's cleavage before. The cops in Ohio were interrogating a bitch about a murder when a furry friend jumped out to say "Heeeeeelp me." The lady didn't miss a beat and popped that squirrel back in like she was playing a game of Whack-A-Mole.
The police aren't sure what the deal is with the squirrel and they didn't ask. FOR WHY?! This is a question you ask! If a fucking squirrel jumps out of a person's shirt, you ask that bitch where it came from. I mean, maybe the mommy squirrel was in between her nalgas and the daddy squirrel was chilling out under her fopa.
You know Aretha Franklin is snorting at this, because she probably has a whole petting zoo in between her magnificent chichis.
P.S. - That squirrel is definitely not happy.
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I hope that little fucker shits in her tank=))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I'M GUESSING THIS FAT PIECE OF SHIT IS SAVING IT FOR HER AFTERNOON SNACK!!!
You know, it never crossed my mind to keep a fucking RODENT in my breast situation.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
I have a boob squirrel. It's called a husband.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Squirrels are crazy, I wouldn't want one between my titties. A chipmunk, maybe. :)
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"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB
We know why it popped out. It's looking for acorns. All she has is chestnuts.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:49pm.
Squirrels have sharp ass little claws. I would NOT want those things near my fun bags!
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I know... we have some that come on our deck and the wife hand feeds them... FUCK THAT!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Does Richard Gere know about this?
Squirrel, Shmirrel.
It was abviously Beyoncé's wig that took a nap there and woke up from the chatter.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Squirrels have sharp ass little claws. I would NOT want those things near my fun bags!
Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:46pm.
Anyone who doesn't have a squirrel between their boobs is nuts.
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I've had a boob squirrel since 7th grade. Some people don't get theirs till high school though. Late bloomers.
I fucking hate animal abusers.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:46pm.
Anyone who doesn't have a squirrel between their boobs is nuts.
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Right? What is MK thinking?? : )
what.the.fuck.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Anyone who doesn't have a squirrel between their boobs is nuts.