Steve Ryan Is Not The One
The next time I'm drunk in Vegas, remind me to never get in Steve Ryan's shot, because he will slappity slap me in my whore mouth on live TV. On second tingle, Steven Ryan is kind of giving my genitals the shakes, so maybe I will get in his shot after all.
But seriously, is Steve Ryan new at this, because how many tubby drunktards do you think troll Downtown Las Vegas on a daily basis? MILLIONS! There's no need push his head. Steven Ryan could've just pointed far away and screamed, "Look! Free beer-filled pastries!" Dude would've been out of there lickity split!
I hope they made up after the camera stopped rolling and realized they were brought together for a reason. They should take their act on the road. Steve Ryan & Drunk Dude are the new Laurel & Hardy!
And the look on the lady anchors' faces is amazing. However, I didn't like that bitch's tone when she said, "Especially when people have a liiiiiiiiittle too much to drink." Don't judge Drunk Dude!
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Steve Ryan may be a douche, but he still should have taken the fat drunky down...Obnoxious drunks annoy me even when I am drunk too.
The drunk guy was a complete asshole. I'd have kicked his ass.
The MusicMan has SPOKEN!
Red Jacket Anchor Lady is a hardcore bitch! Brown haired girl at least cracked a smile. I am not amused with Red Jacket Lady. She's too uptight.
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idiots - both of them
I'm still laughing about MK's title...which I noticed after watching the video. Perfection
The word you're looking for is "aghast." Those ladyanchorhos were aghast that Steve Ryan slappity slapped that drunken fool on live T.V.
But it made me laugh.
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Wow he's lucky the guy was a fat happy drunk cuz he could have gotten the muscley steroid angry drunk u know it take only a little provocation to get angry drunk to kick ur ass or at least try to as their tripping over their own feet.
Me thinks Stevie:
a) is either incredibly stoopid.
b) is blowing someone in management and therefore thinks he's immune to unemployment.
The anchorwomen were thinking: "Oh sh!t, who's he blowing in management? Whoever it is, we better just blame tubby for the incident if we want to keep OUR jobs."
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Stevie boy needs to learn real quick that when you work as a reporter in Vegas, shit happens & you better roll with it. Pushing & slapping on camera is never a good idea.
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It should be totally legal to beat the shit out of drunks anytime you want. Especially fat ugly ones.
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
Clearly Steve can't yet afford to attend MMA classes at XTREME COUTURE.Nothing delivers a message like a good arm bar.It's still (technically assault...but at least get your moneys worth.Those were "ho-swings".
Fat,drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
The brunette totally had a WTF face... and then realized she was on the air... the blond seems to have the typical I'm-not-going-to-react thing down.
And dumb ass could definitely get in trouble for that... never do something in front of a camera! He should've waited until they weren't on air!!!
Submitted by galiana0511 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 7:10pm.
LOL! What's Minterracial?
*sings*
If you're thinkin'
of being my baby
it don't matter
if you're green and white...
shamon, hee hee!
OT: Drunks? In Vegas? Poor Steve, how was he to know?
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*snort*...steve needs to learn how to handle the drunks as long as he lives in vegas...totally loving the looks on the faces of the anchors....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Come on Steve. That girly slap was weak.
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their expression were priceless lol
Clearly Steve Ryan thinks drunk people have ebola. I doubt drunk tard can remember what happened, so it would be kind of hard to sue.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Drunk dude should sue Steve Ryan for assault.
Submitted by imdone on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 6:24pm.
where the hell was this taped, at the annual Fat Fucks Convention??? what a bunch of porkers walking by in the background. Jesus
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Drunk Dude should sue him,that was assault right there.
''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
That's what he gets for trying to do a live remote in a place where college kids go to get drunk and see cheap strip shows. Though, I must admit, it's much better than the actual strip.
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Never get involved with Steve Ryan's live shot!
He's the Christain Bale of local news~
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The drunk took it pretty well. I also think he might have been one all-you-can-eat buffet away from throwing up on Steve Ryan.
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
Lovin that 67 camaro in the background.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
priceless
*wipes eyes*
Those two-bit reporters take themselves WAY too seriously. If you watch those shitty blooper shows on TV, half of the clips are ambitious tardknockers who think their crappy local job makes them Walter Cronkite.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 7:09pm.
Steve Ryan needs his ass kicked.
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or fucked.
I can't see the picture!but i viewed his story at "MinterracialMacth.c Om"where youill find different ones...
Steve Ryan needs his ass kicked.
Submitted by LA on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 7:01pm.
Drunk Dude for hot slut.
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I second the motion!!!
OH NO HE DIDN'T!
Sue, Sue, Sue!
Submitted by jalynne on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 6:46pm.
I may have to re-think this going to Vegas dream.
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just avoid the daylight in vegas. this drunk looks like he is leftovers from the night before.
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Oh so Vegas is for vampires? Cool. I got a spare coffin I can bring.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Drunk Dude for hot slut.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 6:46pm.
I may have to re-think this going to Vegas dream.
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just avoid the daylight in vegas. this drunk looks like he is leftovers from the night before.
I may have to re-think this going to Vegas dream.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
..my mom always told me to never trust a man with two names anyway..so right away I knew STEVE RYAN was gonna be a douche...Those two anchors hos are the ones who need to be slapped, like they've never seen an annoying drunk before..they probably pop Vicodin and wash it back with a shot of vodka in between takes..hypocrites.
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Submitted by imdone on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 6:24pm.
Comic Con?
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
As the quintessential Libra, I'm on both sides.
I've been the drunken fucker.
I've been the ho who bitchslapped the drunken fucker.
I can't honestly say which I prefer. Both feel pretty good.
team steve ryan! i wanna slap some idiot too! is that wrong?
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The anchors faces when they cut back are priceless!!!
I hope Amy Poehler and Tina Fey get a hold of this clip. They can just play it, sit back, and let these two anchors do the faces.
Oh, fuck! These anchor-bitches hairstyles are whore-ible! Haircolor/highlights & hairspray were on sale at Walgreens or something. Ugh.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:33pm.
Oh right like bitch on the right doesn't get sloshed & pop pills! Pfffftt
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Nah, she's a fitness nut and used to date Andre Agassi.
Don't hate on her, MK!
where the hell was this taped, at the annual Fat Fucks Convention??? what a bunch of porkers walking by in the background. Jesus
Wait...T.V., I think you left a pal behind on your last Vegas trip!!
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...well, fuck you very much!
Wonder if drunk fatty will sue...?
The anchors played it off pretty well, especially because you could tell they were mortified.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:49pm.
Fremont Street aka "Glitter Gulch" is the older part of town. The Strip is a completely different area, usually filled with tourists carrying jumbo fanny packs and sucking on yard-long margueritas in plastic "souvenir" glasses.
Hahaha. Yes I was one of the douchey tourists on Fremont Street. Felt like an ass carrying around a clear plastic football filled with beer.
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
WTH? What? A little camera time for a peaceful drunk isn't ok?
That guy should've slapped Ryan so hard for pushing on him like that and then HITTING him in the face!
Did you see the women's faces - *aghast*? BWAHAHAHAHA priceless.
AND they KNEW Ryan was wrong.
Jeez.