B.Coop & Squinty Go Out To Dinner.....
Last night in NYC, Bradley Cooper and Squinty Lemonface ate food together (Well, Squinty probably just stared at the food) at a restaurant called Antonucci. The two star in a movie together, but OK! Magazine says they weren't just acting like co-workers. Some nosy bitch who was watching their every move from behind a potted plant (Translation: Aniston) said, "He pulled her chair out for her when she sat down and he kissed her on the hand. If they're just friends, they were being awfully affectionate! At one point, he seemed to want to whisper something to her as if it were a secret. He spoke into her ear and then they both started giggling."
B.Coop probably told Squinty not to look over, because Jennifer Aniston was hiding under the table next to them gritting her teeth and snarling. He warned Squinty that if they made even the slight move, Jenny would throw her ovaries at them or attack his crotch with a baster.
Noooo! B.Coop recently said that he was just friends with Jenny and that they never got romantical. So he's free to romance Squinty without feeling the wrath of The Aniston!
But B.Coop really doesn't need to be spending his time having dinner with bowls of lukewarm oatmeal. He needs to spend his time soaking in a hot bath filled with Ajax. Dude is looking greasy-ish to the max. Is the new thing in Hollywood to have hair like Tommy Girl's lube-drenched taint bush?
And Squinty is so *dramatic* when it comes to hailing a cab. This isn't a Hitchcock movie or a Chico's commercial, bitch!
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i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said he kept dating beautiful women from the famous affairs site *******sugarscupid. c o m in the past weeks. Good luck, Man!
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:38am.
Wow, Zellweger is the Liza Minelli of her day - she just loves the closet cases.
True. I always figure that means the woman is either not looking for a guy or gay herself. Or maybe she just wants another non-threatening GF?
This man kind of gives me the creepies.
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Wow, Zellweger is the Liza Minelli of her day - she just loves the closet cases.
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I saw her at Starbucks the other day. She is really pretty. I was shocked, yo.
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He is not cute.
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In case anyone is interested in why Squinties eyes are like that, it's because she is of Sami heritage.
It's just the way most Sami look. Why do I know this? Cause I'm Sami too. Google it. She still doesn't have to squint all the fucking time!
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Are you fucking kidding me? I could barely even believe that Clooney tapped that.
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I stick my crotch out into traffic when hailing a cab too, only its not my arm that I wave around in the air if you catch my drift!
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Fuck I thought BC was a bit more discriminating in his choice of poon!
I think Bradley Cooper is so hot in his movies, but every picture I see of him in real life makes him look like a trailer trash wife beater. That stare in the main pic gives me the creeps.
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She used to be so cute, what happened to her? Although I gotta say she is looking better in this pictures than in recent photos with that fugly haircut that gave me nightmares.
So they are doing a movie together, go to dinner and they are immediately linked. Shocking!
Please, he looks like the kind of guy that likes his women meaty and trampy. not looking like little boys with wigs.
Squinty looks more like Eva Braun hailing Hitler and doing a goosestep in the "I'm hailing a cab" pic.
I love B.Coop's look...I think he is a hottie...Definitely waaaay too sexy for Squinty & Aniston, they are both so freaking boring & not really terribly pretty at all. Although I will say, it must have been a date or she hoped it was because Squinty hasnt looked this decent in a long time.
Sqinty's hair looks like caca.
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I just don't think he's cute at all, but mebbe I haven't seen his movies so the "charm" isn't bukkaking on me yet...
She is actually looking better in these pics. If she'd lay off the coke and bulimia (*allegedly*)she could look this good more often.
And I can forgive the Chico's pose. If someone was taking pics of me on a date with a younger duded I'd probably also make an effort to look cute.
lastass: yes, he does have that Nicholson look about him, I think it's the hairline.
Come on, Renee likes her much younger, hetero boys...
I heard that she likes to pick up random young guys on vacation and sex their brains out.
Good for her.
I live and work on the Upper East Side of NYC. Antonucci is a great restaurant (Close to the MET Museum) and Francesco the owner is an amazing chef!!! The food and wine is excellent.
Aniston and Cooper must have great taste.
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Coop looks like Jack Nicholson in The Shining as he is contemplating killing his wife. Squinty give me the bat!!
I'll say it once and I'll say it again ... B. Coop is a tall glass of hot hotness, cokeface or not!
And I do not approve of him dating these vanilla crazy chicks!
he kissed her on the hand?? that is so mega-douchy i can't even breathe. some guy recently tried that shit on me and he got the bear trap. i just about grabbed his beak and ripped out his snot-producers.
there are many things i cannot accept, and that kiss on the hand shit is one of them. only one person in recent history has been given a pass on that move -- jfk jr at his wedding. and even he was pushing his luck with me.
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Cooper looks like a young Mr. Burns.
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I have no clue about their actual ages, but he looks like a man at a fifteen year high school reunion who runs into his former 10th grade health teacher and he's like "oh, you're still unmarried?" and she's like "you know, it's not illegal for us to screw now."
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:34am.
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Well it would be, to be honest.
I agree with the comment about Coop's eyes though.
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If he's trying to pretend to be straight...dating Squinty isn't helping.
Submitted by FireCat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:39am.
He has pretty blue eyes but something about him gives me the creeps.
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It's the knowledge that if he was looking at me and I caught his arm moving in my peripheral vision, I'd automatically flinch and wait for the hits to come.
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He seems like to be pulling some sort of PR stunt to keep the media entertained or speculating on his straight love life indeed. Who's next, ladies and gents? I say Jessica Simpson.
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gross - I loathe her. and he's such a hot piece!
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Is this man a recycling factory or what? he sure makes his rounds... .
Could either of them have worse looking hair? They both look like they shampooed with Crisco and combed with an egg beater.
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I'm no ornithologist, but I have seen a cockatoo.
And Squinty is so *dramatic* when it comes to hailing a cab. This isn't a Hitchcock movie or a Chico's commercial, bitch!
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LOL! Now tone it down you bitch! She's just happy cause she finally got asked out on a date. She's trying to be all coy about it, but you can tell she is trying not to explode in excitement. Give it up bitch. We can see right through you.
he is looking rough and ugly in these pics...is like Maniston and Squinty are sucking the hot out of him. And this is starting to look like a planned PR stunt to keep him in the news. Wonder who will they pair him next on a fake date, LeAnn Rhymes??? LOL
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Submitted by FireCat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:39am.
He has pretty blue eyes but something about him gives me the creeps.
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Me too! His eyes are pretty, but in a psychotic or coked out sort of way.
He has pretty blue eyes but something about him gives me the creeps.
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I'm no ornithologist, but I have seen a cockatoo.
I do love that coat, but she needs to put a little more razmataz in her cab hailing.
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:31am.
Back in his Alias days, Bradley and Victor Garber were allegedly more than co-stars.
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That is the happiest I've seen Matthew Broderick in a long time, too!
I'm getting bored of the BC saturation.
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I like her coat
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"And Squinty is so *dramatic* when it comes to hailing a cab. This isn't a Hitchcock movie or a Chico's commercial, bitch!"
These people mean nothing to me, but reading this observation by MK knocked me over.
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Back in his Alias days, Bradley and Victor Garber were allegedly more than co-stars.
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Those are some bluuuuuuuuue jeans.
And Squinty is so *dramatic* when it comes to hailing a cab. This isn't a Hitchcock movie or a Chico's commercial, bitch!
best line every MK!!!