Courtney Love Wants To Fatten Up
When this picture of Courtney Love looking like a used q-tip covered in ear jizz made the rounds, everyone figured the only thing she was eating was Dexatrim, cigarette ash and the smegma underneath her nails (chock full of protein!). Well, you figured right. In an interview with Grazia (via The Daily Mail), Court says she needs to start eating food things.
Court said she's been ordered by a doctor to put on some chunk, " I know I've got too skinny. I know I need to sort it out. I am going to put on 15lbs in one month. I do not have body dysmorphia. Seriously, I want to get fatter. You know, when I was 192lbs, I thought I looked hot!My doctor gave me a massive shot of vitamins and told me to start eating. I need to start working out again. It's the stress - you have no idea what it has been like these last few months. I need to get to the bottom of this fraud, I need answers."
Here's the answer, Court: The money went up your nose and is dancing through your nervous system. It ain't coming back and it's not sending you a post card. It's time to throw the money a "Goodbye Forever" party at Outback. EAT THAT, please!
And Court's skinny-itis is more serious than I thought. Here's some pictures of her trolling NYC last night looking like something found in the roof gutters of Grey Gardens. Notice that her eyebrows have started eating at themselves, because they are hongray! Court, please start eating for the sake of your eyebrows!
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a coat? in this weather? oof. Got to be anorexia.
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the
famous free sugar dating site for wealthy ladies and aweful guys.
~~~~~~~~~~sugarmommamatch.com ~~~~~~~~~~ last week and she was seeking her darling there.
wow!!
Does she ever date anyone anymore? Or is she just to messed up at this point?
I really liked some of the Hole songs. But now she's just a waste.
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is just me or she is really looking like PJ Harvey in the video of 50ft Queenie? after years of persecution she is trying TO BE Polly (and skinnier)
she used to have a tiny bit of talent peeking out from her crazy ass...and used to be a tiny bit attractive...i.e., Larry Flynt and Andy Kaufman movie..but she is so damn repulsive to me now...I mean crazy can be cool, and at one point crazy was kind of cool on her, but she took it too far like most brain dead celebs...and all this ugly karma that has come her way is a result of something bad she must have done in her past...I'm just sayin'.....
@dreamhypnotique:
Oh, how I love your posts!
@self:
Just look at the pretty coat. Just look at the pretty coat. Just look at the pretty coat.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
even though she killed Kurt, I still smile whenever I see Court. she makes crazy look approachable.
I don't have an ounce of sympathy for this horrid woman. She is evil to the core. Ugly inside and out!
I thought that was a different person.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Instant karmas gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin
Join the human race
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin at fools like me
Who in the hell dyou think you are
A super star
Well, right you are
Oh Courtney, when are you going to be in the news for that thing that you supposedly do, which is make music?
Courtney is sober, Michael Jackson was a pussy whore, Amy Winehouse is just exhausted a lot, Danielle Staub has only had breast implants (and the Manzo family's patriarch WAS NOT WACKED!!!), Paris Hilton and Heidi Montaug ARE singers, Madonna is a good actress, Gwyneth Paltrow is sage beyond our years, and I've got to get back to work (alas).
YIKES.... she is shaped like Angelina
That coat is fabulous beyond fabulous, but wow she is fucking dying...this bitch needs help and not just food wise!
Has Courtney ever worked a real recovery program or has she just done the whole switch out the illegal drugs for the prescription drugs maintenance program? If she hasn't she might want to give it a go. I've heard her say that she was clean but I've never heard her talk about AA/NA or use recovery lingo in any of her interviews, at least not any I've seen.
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Yuck. Whether CL wants to be this skinny or not, there are plenty of celeb women who do, and I have no idea why. People just look nasty when they're severly underweight.
Submitted by kacky on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:00am.
Got too skinny? Need to sort it out? When did Courtney Love turn British?
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Right after not-lady Madonna.
What "fraud" is the hag talking about anyway?
Can she be #6 please?
She needs Baby Smiley's help with those eyebrowns.
The skinnier celebs get, the more skin they show. When Nicole Ritchie and Lohan were at their most emaciated, they paraded around permanently in bikinis. Same with Tara Reid. They know they are extremly thin so they want to be photographed that way. Then they act like they have no idea that they are skin and bones and talk about it all being due to eating healthfully and starting a new "exercise routine".
As soon as they gain a few, they are back to dressing normally again.
Real anorexics go out of their way to cover themselves up, often due to denial, often to hide their disease and often because they are cold due to having no body fat.
Now this Courtney Love imbecile is doing the same thing. All of these fame-whores love being pictured in bikinis with the concentration-camp look.
WHY???
Courtney just realizes you're a lot more expensive when you're dead. If she could only figure out how to be dead and keep the money she'd be set!
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Regarding the Dead Pool - at the beginning of the year cinemablend.com posted a list of the 100 celebrities most likely to die this year. It was mostly a joke, but Courtney is Number 59 on the list. Michael Jackson is Number 89 on the list.
What Courtney needs is to crawl into a gutter and stay there with the sewer rats.
Get yourself together, deal with the now and do it right.. also for the bean
Forget vanities and get down to the root
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Usually the least talented have the biggest ego's - Todd Oldham
I'm happy to hear that Courtney, but unfortunately this does mean you are going to have to eat something (and keep it down).
Fuck that is some ugly shit pile there! Some people should just be forbidden (by law if necessary)from reproducing. My nuts raced past my spleen when I first saw that pic and came back down after I swore that I would never subject them to a pic of this db again.
The one thing about her is that she always wears cool designer clothes, though. She may look like crap but I envy her wardrobe
She looks like the Joker in that 4th thumbnail.
Courtney Love is a "doper"?? But, but.... she always seemed so normal and sober. At least she's managing her late husband's estate well, right? And being a good mother to her adorable little girl?
LMFAO MK! Mmmmmm, a bulbillion calorie bloomin' onion.
Here's the answer, Court: The money went up your nose and is dancing through your nervous system. It ain't coming back and it's not sending you a post card. It's time to throw the money a "Goodbye Forever" party at Outback. EAT THAT, please!
Drugs!! I hope her daughter who is only like 16 I think, has a decent head on her shoulders & can "sort it out" for herself...Imagine having a mom like this?? If Court was just crazy it would be a little different, but her craziness is drug induced & that is so not okay when you have a teenage daughter...Damn this bitch is selfish.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 10:24am.
lol! no shit, if anyone deserves a punch in the face, it would be her.
PS - just wanted to say I love your posts, but am never around long enough to tell you so.
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Got too skinny? Need to sort it out? When did Courtney Love turn British?
EDITING: Submitted by leica on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 10:49am. That's what I'm thinking.
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
This is from last week:
Which rocker is back on drugs? Although she claims to be clean, when she checked out of a Manhattan hotel recently, the maid found the room littered with dirty needles.
Source:NewYorkPost
Just saying...
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Money talks, -ohmy-. Sad, but true.
Love = Allegra Versace!
5'9" 192lbs isn't gastric bypass fat.... they typically don't do that kind of surgery unless you 100lbs or more over weight no wonder she's so scary thin! Shoot I thought she just had the banding done.
Mizro - totally agreed! But I guess cash is king! lol
Ohmy: she did have gastric surgery, unnecessarily - the Doctor was unethical if you ask me, she was not anywhere near "obese".
She looks like mierda.
That's NOT her quoted in the supposed "interview". FACT. She simply DOESN'T talk like that.
Insert frail English-girl accent here: " ...I've got too skinny. I know I need to sort it out. I need to get to the bottom of this fraud, I need answers..."
An American woman would say: I've gotten too skinny. I know I need to gain weight. I need to figure this out.
Courtney would say: I'm skinny. So what! Fuck off.
Not the Courtney I know. She doesn't need answers. She has all the answers!
She looks like a cracked out Meg Ryan.
can you be that skinny and still live?
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Fucka doodle-do.
I TOTALLY understand stress. But there' stress, and then there's being a CRACKHEAD. Courtney is a crackhead. Nice try, though- Ms. Love.
Now put down the pipe and go eat a sammich you dumbass.
She's as thin as she is beacuse she had a weight loss surgery - stomach banding and what ever doctor ok'd a 192 pound woman to have such a surgery is an idiot unless she's like 4'11" which she's not! Apparently though when your a celeb you can have whatever you want even if its harmful to your health.
How is it that she's bone thin but still has a thick neck?
People have been doing "Deathwatch" on Courtney for 20 years and she never pays out. She looks like some cracked out stroll girl scrounging for "rock" during daylight hours. All that being said, old girl is still as irrelevant as she ever was.
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i used to love courtney but that ended with the strange dude sucking her tit at wendy's incident. she's useless and i bet Frances Bean has inherited both her parents self-destruct gene.
The camera adds 10 lbs, huh? Holy shit!
Sassy, she looks worse than a heaping pile of dog shit! LOL
Sign her up for the Nathan's hot dog eating contest this weekend, she's had many similar shaped objects in that mouth.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 10:23am.
SASSY!!! Shake it hot bitch!
I had no idea that was Courtney in the main pic.
Hello hot bitch! Shake it. lol
She looks like shit.
How fucked up do you think her daughter Francis Bean is going to be with a mother like that?
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If I saw her like that on the street I never would have thought Courtney.