Courtney Love Wants To Fatten Up
When this picture of Courtney Love looking like a used q-tip covered in ear jizz made the rounds, everyone figured the only thing she was eating was Dexatrim, cigarette ash and the smegma underneath her nails (chock full of protein!). Well, you figured right. In an interview with Grazia (via The Daily Mail), Court says she needs to start eating food things.
Court said she's been ordered by a doctor to put on some chunk, " I know I've got too skinny. I know I need to sort it out. I am going to put on 15lbs in one month. I do not have body dysmorphia. Seriously, I want to get fatter. You know, when I was 192lbs, I thought I looked hot!My doctor gave me a massive shot of vitamins and told me to start eating. I need to start working out again. It's the stress - you have no idea what it has been like these last few months. I need to get to the bottom of this fraud, I need answers."
Here's the answer, Court: The money went up your nose and is dancing through your nervous system. It ain't coming back and it's not sending you a post card. It's time to throw the money a "Goodbye Forever" party at Outback. EAT THAT, please!
And Court's skinny-itis is more serious than I thought. Here's some pictures of her trolling NYC last night looking like something found in the roof gutters of Grey Gardens. Notice that her eyebrows have started eating at themselves, because they are hongray! Court, please start eating for the sake of your eyebrows!
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She looks like an Amy Wino wannabe.
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I had no idea that was Courtney in the main pic.
I think some of the pictures look like Madonna.
Bitch needs to eat a cheeseburger.
I totally thought the main picture was Scar Jo.
I need a drink.
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Submitted by Snoogle on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 10:19am.
Submitted by guilty of being... on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 10:17am.
Addicts tend to switch from one addiction to another. Her addiction has flipped over to food. Anybody want to start a death pool? I would put her in the top 10.
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You guys know she's never going to die! She's a total cockroach. Her and Amy Winehouse will be shooting up together in St. Lucia when we're all dead and buried, trust me.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
OMG look at her shoes, I have the same ones, from Jack's 99c store!!!!
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Seriously, what do these chicks to do themselves? Is there self-esteem so low that they have to mistreat themselves so bad?
Um, thats Meg Ryan, right?
Submitted by guilty of being... on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 10:17am.
Addicts tend to switch from one addiction to another. Her addiction has flipped over to food. Anybody want to start a death pool? I would put her in the top 10.
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I'll take a piece of that action and I will place her above Swayze on the list.
...... Swazye, this will be the bitch I flip the fuck out over when he passes.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
I've seen these photos somewhere else. GR boards maybe?
Hey, this is probably one of those bitches abusing vicodin so she can 'sleep away' her hunger and look like a praying mantis.
She must be executed~
Hole.
Addicts tend to switch from one addiction to another. Her addiction has flipped over to food. Anybody want to start a death pool? I would put her in the top 10.
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 10:14am.
Yikes! In some of the pics she looked like Meg Ryan to me. Poor Meg Ryan!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Body Dysmorphic Syndrome is a real disorder, but it usually entails excessive grooming, preoccupation with looks along with it. Its pretty obvious that CL is not at all preoccupied with grooming. Bitch needs to put down the crack pipe and go through McDonald's and super size it.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
What in the fuck is causing her so much stress? She has no real job, even though she's broke she's still living the high life. Fuck you Courtney, if you're so stressed out over money go back to stripping.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jQAQ0lbAcw Voices That Care~ A patriotic star studded salute to the troops!
love how she got rid of her eyebrowns but kept the Dirty Sanchez
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I can't believe this thing is a mother.
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Yikes! In some of the pics she looked like Meg Ryan to me. Poor Meg Ryan!
Murdering cunt. Please never eat again.
Is she still a damn junkie? seems like it and an anorexic too. I hate it when crazy people with eating disorders try to deny the damn obvious and make fools of themselves saying they are NOT crazy people with eating disorders, they LOVE food, want to gain weight and they eat whatever they want. keira knightley, I'm talking to you too.
Anyway, how come this junkie is still alive? these truly are die-hard.
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Wow...she looks like a bag lady.
I dunno why anyone would want to be famous...seems it brings out every kind of neurosis one could ever have.
She killed Cobain. I hope her death is a slow, painful one.
She's the reason I couldn't have sex with Billy Corgan. I can't believe he's been all up in that shiz...uck.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
She looks horrible! There's no way that she's not a junkie of some type. What a basket case to have as a mother...
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I could have sworn that she was a Trollsen.
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Now this is one hellofa train wreck, right here.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Still on the Michael Jackson diet, except she skips the cream of sum yung boi.
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Blech. Would anyone really miss her if she ceased to exist? Poor Frances Bean.
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This hot mess can cork off for all I care.
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Nothing that 10 or 12 years of intense therapy couldn't cure. The bitch is mental.
no joke i saw the pic i instantly though madonna