Callate La Boca
Open wide, it's time for a large serving of CUNT STEW. Actually, this time it's CUNT PAELLA, because Fishsticks Paltrow is taking us to Spain! It's like her second home (Hell being her first). In true Fishsticks fashion, she couldn't just say "I LOVE SPAIN." No, she had to add that the United States sucks dirty ass, because there's not a building here that was made before 1991.
In an interview with the Associated Press (done entirely in Spanish, of course), Fishy yapped, "It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it's from 500 B.C., it's incredible. Also, the way people live over there. They seem to enjoy life a little bit more. They aren't running around as much as in New York. They enjoy time with the family. They don't always have their Blackberries on."
Fishsticks really knows EVERYTHING about Spain. On Sunday afternoons, Pedro Almodovar takes Spanish lessons from Fishy so he can be even more "Spanish-ier." It's true.
In possibly related news, the entire population of Spain just moved to Antarctica.
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North Americans do not all smell like onions, how dare you?
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:34pm.
I blame the American Indians. They should have built some buildings.
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The first!
Pueblo located north of the modern city of Taos, New Mexico Built between 1000 and 1450 AD Allegedly the oldest continuously inhabited houses still lived in.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_buildings_in_the_United_States
Submitted by UKer on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:25pm.
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5 times in all, and it is a beautiful city, but we have new buildings in London which are older than the oldest building in NY or any other American city, sorry but it's the truth....it doesn't mean America isn't beautiful, it just means that compared to European countries, yours is fairly young.
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*Errmmmm* Native Amercian Cultures *Errrmmmm*
The Mayas had awsome buildings (that still stand there) when we Europeans were still sitting in the trees...
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:33pm.
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Gracias puta barrata, porque no te cayas cabrona.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:34pm.
I blame the American Indians. They should have built some buildings.
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you are so not right!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
How did she go from ''Gwyennie'' Oscar darling, to a pretentious cunt in such a short time?
''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:34pm.
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Rut Roh. Better duck and cover if Farrah sees this mierda (sp).
Submitted by Owls are A-Holes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:25pm.
Norteamericanos son puercos gordos malolientes que huelen como cebollas
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Si especialmente esa pendeja. Ella se cree que es mierda y no se equivoca.
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BWAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA!! Hi Owlie!
Now say that in TRUE SPANISH, the LANGUAGE OF KINGS, CASTELLANO, or you will be scourged within an inch of your LIFE! MK should make a new tag "Pretentious Bi+ches"
Submitted by Owls are A-Holes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:25pm.
Norteamericanos son puercos gordos malolientes que huelen como cebollas
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Si especialmente esa pendeja. Ella se cree que es mierda y no se equivoca.
Hahaha! :o) Btw, why are owls assholes? Get pecked by one?
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
Chris Martin deserves a fucking award for putting up with her. I would go on tour for a year and a half too if I was married to this bitch.
Submitted by mharker on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:32pm.
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I know right...
Being appalled at anything this cuntasaurus says is like getting all wound up about anything that comes out of Wonky McValtrex's mouth. These twatwaffles just talk through their asses. They have no knowledge of anything. People only listen to this particular dumbass because she does a good job at appearing sane and responsible even though she is completely full of shit.
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DJTENN
and off topic MOTHERFUCK Fox (Faux) News. those pro Zionist rightwing assholes are not going to be happy until Obama is assassinated and our nation is goin up in flames. Boycott these fucks.
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Anti semitic much?
NO IM LIKE ROSEANNE BARR, IM A JEW WHO DOESNT SUPPOR THE ISRAELI GOVT. OR ITS FUCKED UP POLICIES THAT ARE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED.
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Bitch needs to shut the fuck up and move to Spain. Why the fuck don't we have buildings from 500 BC...hmmm..I can't imagine. What a dumb fucking cunt rag. I hate you Fishy.
I blame the American Indians. They should have built some buildings.
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UKer,
Ve a lamer la chocha de Fishticks.
I am sure you'll find it to your taste, cagon!
News Flash for Fishy: Um, that's not just Spain.....you need to get out more, LOL
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by UKer on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:31pm.
You guys have ROMAN LONDON! 43A.D. or C.E., whichever you prefer.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:29pm.
So speaking a language correctly is being pretentious. I'll remember that.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:26pm.
as much as I cant stand this fanny , she is RIGHT.
Spain is a beautiful country with a relaxed realistic LIFE that involves FAMILY and Friends, 3 hour siestas daily, gay marriage is legal, healthcare is socialized medicine that works, people are much slower in their pace of life as compared to NY'ers and their kids arent raised by Grand Theft Auto & myspace.
Im in complete agreement with her fishy ass and I was living there just @ a middle class level , it really is a paradise when you are paid like this nunnymuggin.
I lived there from Nov'01- March02and it was the most wonderful Xmas I ever had, ALL stores/ businesses were shut for 5 days so everyone could have time off and enjoy the holidays. Imagine that happening here in cash grubbing / materialistic America.
sure, its not perfect, there are problems in Spain too, welcome to the world , but "life" in America, just aint cutting it for me anymore. NO vacation time, no time for family , working 2-3 jobs to live or buy shit that you dont need, guns everywhere ,its about to crash and burn people..
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Impressive.
**golf claps**
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:25pm.
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5 times in all, and it is a beautiful city, but we have new buildings in London which are older than the oldest building in NY or any other American city, sorry but it's the truth....it doesn't mean America isn't beautiful, it just means that compared to European countries, yours is fairly young.
Spain rocks.
She just forget that everything she said is valid for about any country in Europe. Not the Blueberry thing (hehehe), but the other stuff.
When I was in the States (NYC in particular) there were awsome buildings! And some of them were even older than 17! Yes!!! Gwyn forgot that fact too, I guess.
She needs to do better research.
Gwyneth, educate before you slash something. An argument without background knowledge is not a very good argument ;)
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:25pm.
Norteamericanos son puercos gordos malolientes que huelen como cebollas
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Si especialmente esa pendeja. Ella se cree que es mierda y no se equivoca.
''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
DJTENN
and off topic MOTHERFUCK Fox (Faux) News. those pro Zionist rightwing assholes are not going to be happy until Obama is assassinated and our nation is goin up in flames. Boycott these fucks.
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Anti semitic much?
Yet, she doesn't hate the U.S. enough to denounce her citizenship or run for office to try to change things.
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Her speaking Castellian (which is the correct name for the Spanish language) with a Spaniard accent is part of her pretentiousness...she was not happy with having an English accent or a neutral accent, no...she had to affect a Spaniard accent too...Is like a Chinese person speaking English and wanting to sound like Maggie Smith or Judy Dench. Commendable but still done out of pretentiousness.
"Chupa mi verga y come mi culo" - Mario Vatalli to Fisticks
Apparently she has travelled much in her HOME COUNTRY.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_buildings_in_the_United_States
Spain has the Alhambra, but still, bi+tch!
I'm sure Fishy learned everything she knows about Spanish from the "First Semester Of Spanish, Spanish Love Song" on YouTube. And I like how she compares and entire country to New York because, you know, God forbid she visit any other parts of the country that aren't big cities.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:24pm.
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This really is the most retarded comment I have yet to read on Dlisted. CONGRATS! you win an eye roll and a bitch please..from me.
as much as I cant stand this fanny , she is RIGHT.
Spain is a beautiful country with a relaxed realistic LIFE that involves FAMILY and Friends, 3 hour siestas daily, gay marriage is legal, healthcare is socialized medicine that works, people are much slower in their pace of life as compared to NY'ers and their kids arent raised by Grand Theft Auto & myspace.
Im in complete agreement with her fishy ass and I was living there just @ a middle class level , it really is a paradise when you are paid like this nunnymuggin.
I lived there from Nov'01- March02and it was the most wonderful Xmas I ever had, ALL stores/ businesses were shut for 5 days so everyone could have time off and enjoy the holidays. Imagine that happening here in cash grubbing / materialistic America.
sure, its not perfect, there are problems in Spain too, welcome to the world , but "life" in America, just aint cutting it for me anymore. NO vacation time, no time for family , working 2-3 jobs to live or buy shit that you dont need, guns everywhere ,its about to crash and burn people..
and off topic MOTHERFUCK Fox (Faux) News. those pro Zionist rightwing assholes are not going to be happy until Obama is assassinated and our nation is goin up in flames. Boycott these fucks.
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Fishsticks really knows EVERYTHING about Spain. On Sunday afternoons, Pedro Almodovar takes Spanish lessons from Fishy so he can be even more "Spanish-ier." It's true.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
17 years old??? Is she SERIOUS?! Has she ever seen the Statue of Liberty?? Or any historic landmark in Washington DC?? Has she heard of Mount Vernon, George Washington's home in Virginia?? Seriously??? I wish this bitch would just shut her fish lips. She's beyond ridiculous. I mean the United States is not as old as most of the rest of the world but that's bcuz it was just discovered a couple hundred years ago!! Damn she's dumb.
Before I knew anything about her as a person, I kinda liked her as an actor
Now I just groan whenever exposed to her
UKer how many times have you been to NYC?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Norteamericanos son puercos gordos malolientes que huelen como cebollas
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
This fucking bitch...
That Pedro Aldomovar comment was hysterical.
Also, how could I never have noticed the tag for "it's not easy being a cunt"???
I want to be in that category!
Well she's right....LOL
Gawd. Fishy talks like one of our troll Dlisters - suffering from arrested development at about 15 y.o.
Oh wait.
I AM WEE TODD DID.
We get it. We Americans are rubes, & you're so sophisticated & above us. I'd suggest you remain where the buildings are really old. Permanently. Pretentious cunt.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:17pm.
she's very pretentious, but i'll give her props for being one of the very few americans that have mastered spanish from spain, her spanish is flawless...
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She was a spokesperson for Corte Ingles a few years ago, too. And I have to say, what she said is pretty spot-on, at least from what I've observed from Spain. Hate on her for the pretentitious shit, but this isn't it.
You know when you look at photos of an ugly friend when they were a cute kid... and you think "what happened" that's how I feel about FishSticks.
I don't like her being called Fishsticks or cunty because I adore her. But to 'dis America? I'm sure it was taken out of context. She'll always be an NYC girl 2 me. Some of what she said is true; NYC is high pressured, while the pace in Spain probably is not. Still, what the heck happened to her neck? Mine didn't look like that til I was over 40-ish.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON YOUR SOMBERO AND JIG ON OUT OF MY FUCKING LIFE, YOU SHITSTAINED CUNTWHORE.
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DEAR WHORE,
STAY THE FUCK IN SPAIN BITCH AND DO YOU SHITTY MOVIES OVER THERE!!!!
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
I HAVEN'T SEEN SKIN THAT WHITE SINCE I LOOKED AT MY WHITE ASS THIS MORNING IN THE MIRROR!!
Where has she been exactly in 'Merica?
No, we don't have thousand year old crumbling, bankrupting buildings but bitch please!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Eh. I really liked her in The Royal Tenenbaums.
Fishy must be getting ready to go on a long trip... she already has her bags under her eyes packed.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
*rolls eyes, an eye pops out of its socket, picks it up and inserts it backwards* look what this bitch made me do! Coño maldita!
y tu mama tambien!
she's very pretentious, but i'll give her props for being one of the very few americans that have mastered spanish from spain, her spanish is flawless...