Wednesday, July 1st 2009
My Stomach Just Fell Out Of My Ass
And this time a double-sided dildo was not involved!
You know, I'm not usually afraid of heights, but this video and the pictures from today's opening of "The Ledge" on top of the Sears Tower in Chicago practically made my knee caps crack themselves.
The all-glass balconies are suspended 1,353 in the air on the 103rd floor. One ho said, "It's like walking on ice." No, it's like walking to your death. It's only for kids, because they don't realize that it's real life.
I feel sorry for the janitors, because think of all the pee pee, caca, vomit and internal organs they will have to clean up.
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Submitted by PeachPie on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:53pm.
after I watched the falling man on youtube, I was like, fuck this, I like the ground
people hanging out of windows on the upper floors of the world trade centers did me in.
forever.
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Fucka doodle-do.
I must be the only nutcase who likes heights LOL!
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:45pm.
Angel
how proud our we? our offspring got our snark!
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So proud! Sometimes she makes me laugh when I really should get mad, but she's really witty! So what am I supposed to do?! LOL! It works both ways tho, so it's not that bad. My fave is this asshole security guard (that REALLY needs to get fired)she confuses all the time...she always smiles at him real big and says: "Hi, Peter!" His name's not Peter. She's referring to Peter Griffin cuz that's who he looks and acts like.
Women need snark - it's our chief form of protection, right there;)
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Smurfy!! OMG how ya been woman? Tanto tiempo!
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:15pm.
but after 9/11, hell fucking no. I don't even like being on the second floor of shit.
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Goddamn, you're right.
Gina!!!!! My darling, where the hell have you been? :(
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Why is it only for kids?! That is some bullshit!
Submitted by gina latina on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:50pm
Sup Ma!
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''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
Owls are A-holes!!! 'sup mama?
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
No Gracias.
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''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
Oh HelltotheHelltotheHell to the NO!
That looks awesome!
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
Angel
how proud our we? our offspring got our snark!
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Fucka doodle-do.
I went to the top (well, then it was the top)
of the Sears Tower when I was 18. I was on a stop over aboard the LakeShore Limited on my way to Boulder.
(Sigh) Good memory.
If you think the view is scary, you should try the elevator ride to the top.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by Callan on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:13pm.
HA
you have NOTHING on my daughter. I told her to say something nice about me and she said,
"you make beautiful children."
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LOL! Cute. That's something my daughter would say too.
Just this past month, I was tryna get info on these kids, from other kids, for their graduation. There was this one boy...I said; Camon! You must have SOMETHING nice to say about him....They said: He has a nice sister!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
I love Chicago. I wish I lived there.
my daughter's hysterical
wonder where she gets that from??
ha
after the whole mailing anthrax thing, I got a free sample of deoderant in the mail, I offered it to her
without looking up from her magazine, she said
"no thanks, I don't need anthrax in my armpits."
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Fucka doodle-do.
Oh, HELL FUCK NO! This thing is the stuff of nightmares!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
LMAO... Hoff yer kid is cool.
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High altitudes make me sick, and these pics made my stomach churn....blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Um...we've had one of those forever but it's way bigger.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
jussayin: going down, going up, it's all torture
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Callan on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:13pm.
HA
you have NOTHING on my daughter. I told her to say something nice about me and she said,
"you make beautiful children."
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Fucka doodle-do.
am I the only one who can't stand to get on escalators going down? I have bad vertigo and I always feel like I'm gonna trip and fall right down that bitch one day. So no way will I be on no glass elevator.
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New Kids On The Block sucked a lotta dick
Chinese food makes me shit
And it isn't fly when white guys drive by
In a Hummer, in a Hummer.
Hoff - yeah, they ride smooth. But that just seems too fast!
I am getting light-headed just by looking at the pic.
Beat Biter, Dope Style Taker... MC Lyte
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:25pm.
I would never step foot in that thing. Ever.
*gets dizzy*
*faints*
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i second that.
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a friend was travveling somehwere & they were REALLY high on the mountains & he needed the loo....long story short he went to this 'toilet' on the edge of a cliff that was designed so you could stand on the edge and piss into oblivion...and there was a hole in the floor so you could drop a dump and watch it fall hundreds of feet down. FUCKTUP!
M.E.
believe it or not, we didn't even feeling we were moving. it was strange. once we got there it was a huge room with nothing but floor to ceiling windows, it really wasn't that different from what they just built now.
the elevators are SMOOTH. but I was so way more impressed with the Hancock tower at night. some cool shit right there. can't describe how beautiful it was, looking at a pitch black sky and a million, well, more, lights.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Incredible view. I think I can see hell down there.
I would never step foot in that thing. Ever.
*gets dizzy*
*faints*
Hoff - 3 floors a second!?!? That is WAY TOO FAST!
Oh, and the elevator at sears tower does three floors a second.
oh god I hate glass elevaters. I was taken up in
one when in labor at the hospital, fuck them.
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Fucka doodle-do.
who the hell comes up with this shit?
In L.A. in the tallest building is the U.S. Bank Tower, I used to work there. When I first started there I went to have lunch in their lounge which is some floor near the top. To my shocking surprise the lounge had glass windows all the way around, it was crazy how people could sit there and eat in that place. I never understood it!
Big deal
I was in Chicago many years ago, we did the sears tower during the day, but was more impressive was standing on the eighty third floor of the Handcock builing at night- the lights truly looked like diamonds on black velvet, it was captivating.
but after 9/11, hell fucking no. I don't even like being on the second floor of shit.
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Fucka doodle-do.
hell to the naw...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Definitely e-mailing this to my mom... she gets vertigo from standing on chairs, for Christ's sake. Am I a mean daughter? Yes.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:51pm.
They should make the floor less shiny. If you can see your reflection, you know you're standing on glass. But if it were sort of matte, somehow, there would be the illusion of no glass.
That would ruin the upskirt effect.
I just hope theres a weight limit to get in that thing.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
One thing's for certain: That Chicago Tribune reporter sure has a voice for newspaper.
justaguest LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
does anyone know the Apple store on 5th Ave.? I hate even walking down THOSE steps, but the only alternative is the damn glass elevator, and yes, it's only about 2 stories, whatever....LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
I would have done the same thing, send the children out first lol.
Not even if there was a check for a million dollars on the floor would I walk out there! The crying and the 'rhia would just be too humiliating.
I don't even like the glass elevators at the mall.
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Moo!
Submitted by AntBee on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:42pm.
WORD! I also don't see any of my strong Latin brothers up there... We don't do heights. At all... unless there's at least 10 dollars and/or a few shots of tequila involved.
But I think even the most diligent illegal day worker would have to take a raincheck on cleaning those windows... "I don't think so, pendejo!"
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:47pm.
I'm with Sugaroo. Does anyone else gets this tingly creepy feeling in their butt? Seriously! Me and my dad are afraid of heights and this is what happens.
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ME! (waving hand in air like a whore waving down a trick). totally get that. I jumped up from my chair when I watched it. Total heebee jeebees
This is wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. No. No way. Walking on glass 1300 feet in the air is the work of satan himself..No no no no no no.
Dammit I wish I could unwatch this!!
What kind of evil mom would let her children do this?!?!
That looks so cool...I'm a little intrigued by it to be honest. I'm sorta scared of heights, but I love riding rollercoasters and shit...you need to scare yourself out of your fears you know?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
This is probably not a good place to be once the mushrooms start kicking in.