Wednesday, July 1st 2009
My Stomach Just Fell Out Of My Ass
And this time a double-sided dildo was not involved!
You know, I'm not usually afraid of heights, but this video and the pictures from today's opening of "The Ledge" on top of the Sears Tower in Chicago practically made my knee caps crack themselves.
The all-glass balconies are suspended 1,353 in the air on the 103rd floor. One ho said, "It's like walking on ice." No, it's like walking to your death. It's only for kids, because they don't realize that it's real life.
I feel sorry for the janitors, because think of all the pee pee, caca, vomit and internal organs they will have to clean up.
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:47pm.
I'm with Sugaroo. Does anyone else gets this tingly creepy feeling in their butt?
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I totally get butt tingles when I look down from a high place too. I'm from Chicago and hoes are going crazy over the opening tomorrow. You can't pay me enough money to go up there, I honestly think my heart will stop and my butt will explode
Submitted by Maximum Big Surprise on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:46pm.
Big deal, the CN Tower also has a glass floor and it's not all that scary.
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I hear ya! The glass floor at the CN tower is not scary at all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFxqajnJgJs&feature=related
It's also higher at 113 floors. Love it!
They should make the floor less shiny. If you can see your reflection, you know you're standing on glass. But if it were sort of matte, somehow, there would be the illusion of no glass.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 5:46pm.
Sugaroo, don't they already have something like this at the Grand Canyon? Yeah, it's run by a tribe on, I believe, an off-the-beaten-track far edge of it. It's shaped like a horseshoe and costs like $30.
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Could be! It all just comes under the heading of HELLS TO THE NO for me.
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Moo!
Three words: Darwin Awards candidates.
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
I'm with Sugaroo. Does anyone else gets this tingly creepy feeling in their butt? Seriously! Me and my dad are afraid of heights and this is what happens.
If someone forced me to go on that balcony I would have a heart attack and shit myself.
I was on something similar, a glass walkway that goes out over the Grand Canyon in Arizona. It scared me shitless. My husband was fine with it. The staff took a photo of us on the walkway and I look terrified. I could not get on that Sears tower ledge!
Sugaroo, don't they already have something like this at the Grand Canyon? Yeah, it's run by a tribe on, I believe, an off-the-beaten-track far edge of it. It's shaped like a horseshoe and costs like $30.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Big deal, the CN Tower also has a glass floor and it's not all that scary.
i think i just threw up in my mouth looking at that.
scary as FUCK!
Sweet! Looks like someone is growing an assload of weed on their roof in that first thumbnail.
LEGALIZE IT!!
There's nothing really irritating about these kids specifically, so why do I find them completely irritating? Oh yeah, because I'm soul-less.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
My palms are sweating just looking at it. Those kids seem pretty "meh" about the whole thing.
I seriously think MK's goal is to make us vomit today.
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*Blondeface*
The shit people come up with..
"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."
OH NO, just now, I got pukey just looking at the pics.
I work on the 40th floor and today they had to replace a window, take it out etc, that was enuf scaryness for me
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Looks pretty cool.
They need something like that in LA to display Michael Jackson in. Then people can just stay home. Or ship him to Chicago. Seriously.
(Shutting down LA freeways on 4th of July weekend. These people are delusional and are determined to out-Diana Diana)
I can't even get near the edge of a fifth floor balcony. The thought of this just makes me quiver and not in a good way or a good place.
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Moo!
Notice you do not see any Black people up there. Yeah, we don't do all that daredevil shit. I know I am not the one, the two or the three!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
That is very cool...I would love that & i am terrified of heights...Its fun to scare yourself sometimes.
You know some punk asshole is going jump up and down right when you're on it.
I'd rather have my spleen fall out of my ass.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Golly! This is something I'd like to take my husband and calves to go see!
Something like that is proposed for the Grand Canyon. Well I have three words for both ideas:
No
Fucking
Way
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