Thursday, July 2nd 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Hoppy, the gangsta cat of Minneapolis! - Hoppy is only one of two cats on Minneapolis' most dangerous pussies list, because he just can't stop doing hood rat stuff. Hoppy has been impounded a couple of times by the city for attacking dogs and humans for no reason. One of Hoppy's neighbors says the devil pussy cunt even forced him to the ground one time. The city considered sending Hoppy to death row, but they decided not to. Instead, Hoppy has to be micro-chipped and put on a leash whenever he goes outside. Don't worry, Hoppy will get his revenge! You can't keep a mean pussy down!


Posted by: Michael K


Khensu Hetep's picture

There's a cat next door from my house that looks just like Hoppy, and it bothers me because that cat is like a pet to me and my family!

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For a 19 years old cat Hoppy is looking good.

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Of course his name is Hoppy..and what kind of a grown "man" is forced to the ground by a cat while walking his DOG?

Leave Hoppy alone!

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bwahahahahaaa!!!

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gucci's picture

maybe the cat should see a psychiatrist.

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starsign's picture

Gawd, i've heard it all now! Grown arse men sooking about a little cat attacking them. Sweet jebus, what a couple of cry babies. I think the sooky arseholes are trying to get to the owner and the cat is the scapegoat. Leave Hoppy alone you asswipes.

Team Hoppy all the way.

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Biatches need to respect and stop wearing the wrong colors when walking by Hoppy's turf.

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Biatches need to respect and stop wearing the wrong colors when walking by Hoppy's turf.

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angel_i's picture

My big ass dogs got attacked by a cat just like that. It was funny...they had pull leashes and chased this thing behind a bush and then RAN out ass-first! LOL! I loved it - they had sweet temperaments but they did enjoy terrorizing generally, which drove me mad - it was such good payback!

I reeled them in and the cat side-eyed us (with his whole body) until we crossed the street and moved along...

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CeeCee's picture

My cat attacks dogs. When I adopted him the animal hospital told me not to have other pets. When my neighbor used to come over her dog started waiting outside because my cat wanted to kill him. Everyone calls him Cupid because he's so loving to people; but he really hates other animals.

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Oh man. That made me laugh so hard. That cute cat "forced someone to the ground?!" LOL.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:39am

lol....

I miss your mesmorizing bouncing titties... used to put me in a trance for hours... hahahaha
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the power of the P U S S Y!
my pussy did the same thing when I lived in Minnesota...knocked grown men to their knees!

or maybe they were drunk....happens a lot in MN.

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TITS's picture

If I wasn't scared of my cat before I am now! Mine looks just like hoppy and gets up to hood rat stuff too. He's lying on his pillow next to me ...watching.... watching me as I type th

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Katt's picture

Ole Hoppy just wanted those darn kids to keep off the lawn!
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Winnyfranfran's picture

Hoppy has had it with you people!

erinnyc's picture

The cat threw the man to the ground? Go Hoppy! My cat bites my ankles in an attempt to make love to my feet. He also tries to make my Rottweiler submit to his wiles by biting the back of his neck. My Rottie is greatly intimidated by this, and often is afraid to walk by my orange tabby.

F-listed's picture

Maybe he is just having a bad day . Although violence is never the answer my friend, never.

snowpiece's picture

are all his neighbors midgets?

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natasha240's picture

I call BULLSHIT on the cat forcing a man to get down. I'm a vet tech, 9 years running. I've been fucked up by cats pretty bad (worse than dogs, be no fool), but even the most psychotic cat I've dealt with would not force me to the ground. No way, not buying it.

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redbarradio's picture

WOW - My cat is it's identical twin! We actually made a video about how hateful my cat is. Check it out:

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blah's picture

awww... they should just leave that old pepaw and his old pepaw cat alone!

Erika_Leigh28's picture

yeah there's no evidence cuz the ppl don't want to show their faces on t.v. cuz everyone will know THEY are big fat PUSSIES. Anyone who can be taken down by a friggin house cat should be put to sleep for being a goddamn wimp

like-wow's picture

What a lame video. Talking heads, a empty sidewalk, a lawn.. etc. YAWN. I wanted to that cat in action!

Hoppy Kicks Kitty-Ass! I love it. Sounds like the complaining neighbours are cat-haters. I don't believe the cat took a man down either, a dog maybe, but come on, hoppy's not a tiger!
He is cute though. ^..^

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Submitted by MJF on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 8:16am.

Hahahah!! This was all over the news a couple of weeks ago and the hubs and I were laughing our asses off when that guy complained that the cat attacked him and drove him to the ground! Hubs is all, "Did he take your lunch money too?".

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That's great! I love it! Your hubby is funny, for sure!
Hoppy should have some bloodwork done up because sometimes random aggression is a medical problem. Liver failure can show up with symptoms like that. When the liver's not working correctly, the bloodstream ends up with too many toxins floating around. For many cats, this excess of toxins causes mood and behavior disturbances which may be constant or random. Seeing as how Hoppy is 19 years old, and he looks damned good for his age, I'd have him examined. Liver failure caught early can be medically managed for some time.

Dr. Dick's picture

I'm with Hoppy!!! An elderly cat forced a man to the ground??? Bulllllshhhhiiitttt. Sounds like a disgruntled and/or crazy neighbor.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 8:27am.
Dangerous pussy that can make a grown man fall to the ground. I wish I had that power.

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HaHA... me too, but I don't want mine to have claws and lots of hair.

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Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 8:07am.

Cats are evil. End of story.

Yeah sure! And dogs are dumb as hell.

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Submitted by MJF on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 8:16am.
Hubs is all, "Did he take your lunch money too?".
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Ahahah!

Hoppy looks so innocent. I'm totally team Hoppy.

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go Hoppy, my Wendy cat admires you. Wnedy will chase our doggies down the hall and they like it. Big grins on them all the way. :)
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Auntie Mame's picture

A Kitteh Thug! That is my kind of cat. Whoop them tricks!

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Submitted by MJF on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 8:16am.

Hahahah!! This was all over the news a couple of weeks ago and the hubs and I were laughing our asses off when that guy complained that the cat attacked him and drove him to the ground! Hubs is all, "Did he take your lunch money too?".

LOL!!!

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Submitted by Rabbits are Peo... on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 8:11am.

Gramps said that cat is 19 nears old. It's bad enough that the neighbors are scared of a cat, but an ELDERLY cat?!

Fur realz. You know Hoppy's chasing his ass while using a walker with tennis balls on the legs!

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Submitted by Am on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:31am.

I REFUSE to believe a cat made a grown man lie down. Sounds like the only pussies in the neighborhood are the neighbors and not the cat.

TEAM HOPPY!

LOL

NaNoop's picture

Holy crap! If that cat is as gangsta as it sounds...He bets be havin' a gold grill and some painted claws, be wieldin' a crowbar and some Purple Haze catnip. And a slingshot. A double rubberband slingshot.

Crazy assed cat!

Team KFed's picture

We have a devil cat that lives next door - Shay Shay - who could give Hoppy a run for his money. She's fucked every pet in the neighborhood up and is known for staring down anything that crosses her evil ass. And, of course, our a-hole neighbors let her roam the streets freely to spread as much terror on our block as possible.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Dangerous pussy that can make a grown man fall to the ground. I wish I had that power.

Team Hoppy!

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Hahahah!! This was all over the news a couple of weeks ago and the hubs and I were laughing our asses off when that guy complained that the cat attacked him and drove him to the ground! Hubs is all, "Did he take your lunch money too?". We were dying!!! That said, the dude that owns him is a bit off his rocker. That cat pwns the block!

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Oxygen's picture

He looks good for his age though.

TEAM HOPPY CAT

They're both senile.

Gramps said that cat is 19 nears old. It's bad enough that the neighbors are scared of a cat, but an ELDERLY cat?!

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Cats are evil. End of story.

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Starqz's picture

Awww..he looks just like my sister's cat Moody Kitty, she used to attack us out of the blue for no reason at all. Kitty attacked my sister one morning because she made her get out of the bedroom window and then proceded to claw, bite & scratch her for 10 minutes straight. She calmed down later once we let her become an outside kitty but everytime we went to pet her she would alternately rub up against us, purr, and then hiss and scratch at us to go away. Crazy cats!

EvilShoe's picture

He doesn't look like a pure bred Persian, I bet he's a Himalayan Hybrid. Or a mut.

Team Hoppy!

zfiledh's picture

Hoppy doesn't look that deranged to me.

Perhaps it's because he waited for the camera crew to leave before terrorizing more dogs to keep off his lawn.