Maybe Mischa Needed Help Wiping?
Mischa Barton's dealer should slip a Comfort Wipe into her stocking this Christmas, because it sounds like the slag could use some help. The Daily Mail says that the government check version of HoHan (that says everything right there) was kicked out of the bathrooms at Whisky Mist nightclub in London after she tried to bring a friend into the stall with her. The bathroom attendant immediately put a stop to the snortery. One source said, "Mischa looked really pissed off and embarrassed but her friend was fine about it."
Mischa didn't let that ruin her fun and she just shuffled into another stall, but her troubles didn't stop there. Mischa was taking too long, so that pesky bathroom attendant shouted at her to cut it short! The same source added, "At one point the toilet attendant had to knock on her door twice to ask if she was alright. Then her mate was knocking to check she was feeling okay. When she came out of the cubicle, she was complaining about people knocking on the door. She looked slightly worse for wear as she attempted to apply her make-up."
It's hard enough taking a piss in a public bathroom, but it's even worse with a toilet whore staring at you while tapping their foot (Larry Craig probably loves that shit). You feel like they are timing your ass and judging your pee pee skills if they don't hear tinkling. Poor Mischa probably ended up with a bunch of sugar in her eye, because she couldn't keep the spoon still due to dumb whores knocking on her door! The Comfort Wipe really needs to come out with a version for cokeyheads.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:08am.
What kind of a world is it when a has-been "actress" can't even blow rails in a dirty toilet stall?
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BWAHAHAH! At a place called the Whiskey Mist no less. It sounds like a refreshing summer breeze of 40 proof fun. Can't a bitch snort some of that UP?
I don't know about coke but it looks like she's drinking a lot.
Another drugged out loser from Hollywood!
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She better be careful...With the hat & face bloat she is slowly morphing into a female Pete Doherty.
Oh hell no, any bathroom bitch worth her u de toilet salt knows it takes time to cook that shit down!
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What kind of a world is it when a has-been "actress" can't even blow rails in a dirty toilet stall?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:02am.
With her face getting all big and shit, I can't even imagine the state the back of her cottage cheese legs are in
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*spits out bagel and cream cheese*
*tosses breakfast in the trash*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Mk,we need answers. Why the bloat??
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Nice hat. She looks like a strung out Duran Duran groupie that's still living in the 80's. I'd hit it... with a mack truck.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
She did a great job applying her eye shadow. Klassy.
"government check version of HoHan" - Perfect description, LMAO!
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“Do anything, say anything, and fuck anything. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets.” --Brian Kinney
With her face getting all big and shit, I can't even imagine the state the back of her cottage cheese legs are in.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
@Walrus Talk:
Well, Jesus always did like to hang around with a lot of shady folk.
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Bottom-feeder.
why the fuck do all these tards wear those jeeper creeper hats? UGLY AS FUCK.
When did she get so fat? or is she bloated? what a hot mess