Thursday, July 2nd 2009
Checking In On Bubbles
On Mah Boo 360 last night, Andy sent a reporter to Florida for an *EXCLUSIVE* interview with the legendary Bubbles. Bubbles is now retired from the showbiz life and his caretaker says he spends his time listening to soothing flute music and playing with his lovah Sam. Bubbles does all of this while being completely nekkid! I guess that's how most of us are going to spend our later years: in a cage, naked and nibbling on half-bananas.
You know Bubbles got the sads in his heart, because he wanted Mah Boo to feed him a cucumber and not some other dude. You and me both, Bubbles. You and me both. My Slap Chop has been waiting for Mah Boo's cucumber for YEARS.
And this is news... because?
Bubbbles is famous again!
ubmitted by snippy on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:04pm.
Poor Bubbles, having to live on charity, since Michael tossed him aside without a trust fund. Jackson should have at least made a donation to the sanctuary to help with Bubbles care.
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Exactly!!!! So he cost this sanctuary thousands of dollars to care for HIS pet that he threw away. And he couldn't donate or even VISIT? And what about all the other animals he had on the ranch? What happened to them? Does anyone know?
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
that youtube video is SO CUTE :(
Say what? Are they saying that Michael Jackson DIDN'T save a chimp from a biomedical lab?
Bubbles was actually a gift...not Jackson's great rescue? Naw!
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
That's nice..MJ was sharing Jesus Juice with Bubbles...
"Fuck me running..."
Mah Boo's cucumber eh? LOL!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
The Center for Great Apes is actually a nice place for chimps and orangs that have been discarded mostly by the entertainment industry.
http://www.centerforgreatapes.org/
They all live in compatible groups, the habitats are three story domed enclosures that are large. They have night houses and there is a chute system that the chimps and orangs can travel around the compound in. The sanctuary is in Florida on a 100 acres that's very lush.
The ideal would be for these animals never to have been adopted by humans but at least Bubbles can spend the rest of his life with other chimps and have some happiness.
I was thinking of donating to the sanctuary.
Submitted by snippy:"Poor Bubbles, having to live on charity, since Michael tossed him aside without a trust fund."
Seems that Michael did that a LOT with people. Especially young boys once they hit puberty. Corey Feldman talked about that.
Poor Bubbles, having to live on charity, since Michael tossed him aside without a trust fund. Jackson should have at least made a donation to the sanctuary to help with Bubbles care.
lol "I guess that's how most of us are going to spend our later years: in a cage, naked and nibbling on half-bananas."
Thats me now.
Coma Caca!!
@PeachPie:
Bubbles will tell his story in sign language. Too bad Dian Fossey's gorillas never lived to tell THEIR tale.
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Bottom-feeder.
Like I said in another post, we're going to be hearing every detail of MJ's life and every person who ever knew him is going to crawl out from under a rock to give "their story".
But Bubbles? Really now.
Monkeys in captivity make me sort of sad.
Submitted by death2douches on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:47am.
Mojo JoJo > Bubbles
very true. What did Bubbles even do?
I wonder if they're gonna let him out for the funeral. Then they can play Peaches and Herb's Reunited.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:41am.
OK, you mentioned Mike Woods and that put a smile on my face. Sigh Mike Woods.
Hekki, I'm sorry you're trapped in your apartment with the kids. It's so much worse for them when they're bored. My daughter becomes such a brat when we're stuck home. All she does is whine and any successful potty training goes out the window. I feel for you (not in that Chaka Khan way LOL).
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E.A.P. & Hekki: I can't believe it's raining AGAIN! even tho Mike Woods said it might, this weekend had better be nice!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:12am.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Crabtree and Evelyn filed bankruptcy!
*gasps*
I cannot live without LaSource products!!!
*panics*
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:47am.
To the news h8rs: last night, after many emails from fellow CNN'ers and complaining on the blog, they actually showed REAL NEWS! I KNOW!
Iran, Iraq, the girl who survived the plane crash but of course we have stiff competition with the Mourning Mom Jean set.
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Whoa! WTF is this 'real news' you mention? I thought nothing else was happening - or real - besides the MJ saga.
This monkey is cute though. Is it freaky to dream of owning a monkey? I know most kids fantasize about having a pony, but I always wanted a pet monkey instead =\
eta: /comfort Hekki and everyone who's having a shitty day.
EAP: Yep. It's humid and I'm trapped in my apartment with two kids and a newborn waiting for the window guys to show up with nothing good to eat and I already had a meltdown where I cried and my kids are fucking BITING each other and it's about to rain.
Fuck it. I'm going to make some lemon bars.
Has this monkey been spanked lately?
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:13am.
Why is he called Bubbles?
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Why is the youngest son called Blanket?
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Moo!
Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:19am.
yep, bloody miserable here too :( and to top it off we ahve a garbage strike, so its hot and stinky in this city.
Bubbles seems more upset over MJ's death than Joe Jackson does.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Ugh. Is anyone having one of those days? It's been raining for like two months straight in Jersey; I'm bored out of my mind; it's a slow news day and I'm fucking annoyed. Even Bubbles is not putting a smile on my face.
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Submitted by Flatsy: "CNN reporters interviewing Bubbles and Matt Lauer did a live interview from MJ's bedroom at Neverland this am. It skeeved me so bad. Enough with all of this MJ coverage."
Agreed.
Matt mentioned that all the furnishings were going to be auctioned off, but weren't, and now they're going back into the Neverland house. Hmmmm. I wonder why... Despite the statements that Neverland isn't going to be another Graceland, I'll bet a million bucks they're going to. Know how much cash Graceland pulls in every year? And MJ has lots of idiot fans worldwide that would spend $$$ for a tour (or possibly overnight stay) in Neverland.
EEG, well come on down!
We'll fill ya' up with hotdogs, hamburgers, BEER! and various other disgusting yet oh so glorious 'Merican delights!
Then, when you are good and bloated and drunk, we'll blow some stuff up!
GOOD TIMES!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:12am
might mean they might have some good sales then lol.
Why is he called Bubbles?
Can he do a shpeshyl trick in the bath tub?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Crabtree and Evelyn filed bankruptcy!
Thanks for that, too, Bush! You fucking asshole.
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Moo!
...get a chimp costume M.K. then maybe your Boo will feed you his elusive cucumber...just maybe...
..if not, you'd have a great chimp outfit to wear! Make sure it comes with a snappy pair of lederhosen!
Bradi,
Guess us northern sluts better gossip and talk butter sharpish!
1/2 day for me (I hope)! : )
I guess that's how most of us are going to spend our later years: in a cage, naked and nibbling on half-bananas.
******** Raul is already there!
EEG, I asked for the half day and tomorrow off but tomorrow most everyone if out of the office anyway.
I was told to "call in sick, *coughcough*"
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
CNN reporters interviewing Bubbles and Matt Lauer did a live interview from MJ's bedroom at Neverland this am. It skeeved me so bad. Enough with all of this MJ coverage.
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She's flat and that's that!
Hey everybody!
I don't work halfday , but my boss is no there today so , I do have half day! :)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
as much dlisting i do - every day seems like half a day.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Snow, Bradi,
Why half days? Holiday is Saturday?
Did I miss a day? Nope still have maple leaves everywhere. Time to exchange for stars and stripes.
i wish we had a half day :(
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:54am.
EEG! HOLLAH
does everyone have a half day today ????
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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NO! I wish. We usually get a half day, but they haven't done it yet today.
Snowy!
YES!!!!
Ima half day 2day!!!
2 more hours and counting....
On Topic: Animal Sanctuaries need some stimulus money to. :(
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
In the immortal words of Michael Jackson: Chet-Cha Be Dur-Ta, Ahh Hee-Hee.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
Sug: "shroud" LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
EEG! HOLLAH
does everyone have a half day today ????
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Well, at least now he will stop blowing Bubbles. Michael Jackson
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:50am
"He actually had sex with Debbie Rowe"
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I guess even monkeys get desperate.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Snow,
Hefuckinghe. You made me snort before a cup of coffee!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 9:50am.
IG really? I read somewhere Bubbles was Blanket's real father. He actually had sex with Debbie Rowe.
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Nah, that was the Elephant Man corpse MJ bought. EM wanted to name the kid "Shroud".
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Moo!