Jenny Aniston & St. Angie Are On Top

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Jennifer's success in movies has been about who she was paired with on the screen, she hasn't carried a movie on her own successfully yet. The only reason her magazine cover sold so well was because the "girl next door" got naked, if she had posed clothed it wouldn't have sold nearly as many copies. The broad's boring as hell but likable and non-threatening which is the sole reason she's pulling in that kind of money...Angelina is overrated too if that helps.
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Submitted by stars101_sez on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:08am.

Please David Hasselhof does very well in Germany. Worldwide Vadge is doing better than any other artist (does it mean shes still relevant in the USA?). Angie Ho's movies also cost A LOT more to make than Jen's do and its usually accompanied by kid pimping out and charity for the world to see just like Vadge does. Look at production costs as well.

It really irritates me when Vadgeloons and Brangeloons go on and on about their "accomplishments" forgetting that most of the other stars don't need to buy kids for publicity or make an exhibition of their lives and their "charity" works. Its reality tv plus movie/singing careers like Jessica Simspon's music career did well while the Newlyweds was on since she had all that extra publicity but when it stopped she was dropped like a hot potato. They use their lives as PR for their other endeavors

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Bitch, you need to calm the fuck down. I don't give a flying fuck about the Hoff, and haven't since his beer gut ensured he couldn't wear those flared bell-bottom he sported on Knight Rider. WTF is the point of including him in your post? That some celebrities do better in other countries? NO FUCKING DUH. Next.

I don't give a fuck whether Vadge is relevant in the United States. I like her music and buy her albums, and if other people don't like her, WTF does have to do with me? Nothing, so sit down and STFU. She's making millions, and you're sitting here whining because your idol Jennifer Aniston came in second on a list that no one gives two shits about? JFC! Grow a set and get a life!

And WTF did I say about "accomplishments"? I quoted a box office figure for Angelina Jolie in response to the one YOU quoted about Jennifer Aniston. I said nothing about accomplishments. You're looking for a fight on an anonymous blog over a celebrity whom you have never met and who would most likely run away screaming were she to encounter you.

I think it's absolutely hysterical how much Angelina Jolie bothers you. I'm betting you got collagen in your lips to look more like her, back when she was bi and edgy, and now you're stuck with RinnaLips and are resentful because she's moved on. Oh, and word to the wise (which obvs doesn't include you, but you seem to be allegedly literate): not everyone who likes AJ's movies is a loon. Not everyone who owns a Madonna CD is a loon. Not everyone who doesn't worship Aniston is a hater.

If you weren't so worthy of abuse, I'd pity you, but since all you're interested in is barking about Aniston like a clubbed seal, I'm just going to laugh.

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Kate Winslet does mostly indie productions, which means her salary, if she receives one, is quite small. Last year she did Rev. Road (she should have won the oscar for that role), the Reader...and I can't think of any other role. Rev. Road was a Dreamworks project, so I bet the majority of her salary came from that.

AJ topped the list because of that fucking cartoon my kid made us watch--between licensinc and merchandising, that had to nearly double her salary.

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I think the TR franchise was the only she did manage to open on her own? Wanted is clearly about the assemble (Freeman, McAvoy, etc...) and she was thrown in there for the tits and ass factor.

Can't remember Jenny having been able to open well either. The romcoms do make money, but as someone said a few comments back, she is not doing alone and has a lot of help in the form of very good and visible male co-stars.

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Jen gets equal screen time with most of her male co-stars unlike Angie in Wanted who had all of two minutes before she was killed off.

Well, this picture is evidence that Jen has never had a bad hair day in her life. And I remember the year that picture of Angie was taken. That was the year she saved music and the gorillas. Well done, ladies.

Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:09am.

Angie's movies made alot of money but how many of those was she the lead for? I'm not being snarky I'm just curious.

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I think the TR franchise was the only she did manage to open on her own? Wanted is clearly about the assemble (Freeman, McAvoy, etc...) and she was thrown in there for the tits and ass factor.

Can't remember Jenny having been able to open well either. The romcoms do make money, but as someone said a few comments back, she is not doing alone and has a lot of help in the form of very good and visible male co-stars.

eta: just saw that you meant about being the lead, not necessarily about opening a film on her own successfully, right?

She's been in several money making films where she is the leading female, but also surrounded by male co-stars who are big box office champions.

When she's the lead and has to carry the film on her own though... ugh... we all know how well The Changeling and A Mighty Heart went.

Ohhh please tell me I'm dreaming that Aniston should make more money than Winslet:((((( No comparison. And Aniston ahead of Streep? Craaazy.

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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:08am.
@Stoney :

Marley and Me was a popular book, and also, people wanted to play "spot the suicide attempt scar" with Owen Wilson in that movie(yeah, I said it). The draw for that movie was not Jennifer Aniston, the draws were Owen and the dog. I based my opinion on whether someone is considered to be a box office draw and she certainly hasn't proven to be one.

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The whole dog theory? Clearly you haven't heard of youtube. People can see all the cute dogs from the safety of their own homes with the click of a button. Owen Wilson after a suicide attempt was a draw for a family movie? PUH-Lease Jen did most of the promotions for that movie herself.

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Ten years on a successful TV series (she would have been written out if she wasn't that big of a draw)
GQ edition with her on the cover sold enough to keep the magazine from going under

Please and all that without pimping one kid out.
Hence the reason she doesn't need to get her brother to tip off nearly every media outlet everytime she makes a donation like Brad does and isn't being dropped by all studios other than Paramount (Brad's flick was just dropped over a "script change").

Angie on the other hand is losing roles to Megan Fox and that just says it all

I'm sorry, but I think it is HYSTERICAL that the loons can't write out the name Jennifer Aniston and instead use "X" hahahahahahhahahahhahah!!! Fucking psychos.

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Submitted by Carrie D on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:05am.

The director of Tomb Raider said that he wants Megan Fox instead since Angie Ho looks too OLD, Megan Fox has also beaten Angie on the world's sexiest lists by ten places.

Angie relied mainly on her "bad a$$ image" to make money and for that one needs to be sexy and sleek not washed out and haggard like Angie Ho is.
Angie Ho is done. All thats left is the extremely public "charity" stunts and buying babies

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Angie's movies made alot of money but how many of those was she the lead for? I'm not being snarky I'm just curious.

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@Stoney :

Marley and Me was a popular book, and also, people wanted to play "spot the suicide attempt scar" with Owen Wilson in that movie(yeah, I said it). The draw for that movie was not Jennifer Aniston, the draws were Owen and the dog. I based my opinion on whether someone is considered to be a box office draw and she certainly hasn't proven to be one.

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Hm. Mebbe, but AJ's domestic gross is 1.45 billion, and her worldwide gross is more than twice that of Aniston.

Not taking sides, just saying. I still think Kate and Cate should be topping this list, but this is about money, not talent. *shrug*

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Please David Hasselhof does very well in Germany. Worldwide Vadge is doing better than any other artist (does it mean shes still relevant in the USA?). Angie Ho's movies also cost A LOT more to make than Jen's do and its usually accompanied by kid pimping out and charity for the world to see just like Vadge does. Look at production costs as well.

It really irritates me when Vadgeloons and Brangeloons go on and on about their "accomplishments" forgetting that most of the other stars don't need to buy kids for publicity or make an exhibition of their lives and their "charity" works. Its reality tv plus movie/singing careers like Jessica Simspon's music career did well while the Newlyweds was on since she had all that extra publicity but when it stopped she was dropped like a hot potato. They use their lives as PR for their other endeavors

Sooooo that means Kate Winslet only made $2 million for Revolutionary Road?

That would barely keep a slut in shoes for the year.

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I don't see Megan Fox on this list, Starz101! I just see Angelina Jolie, right at the top. I won't judge you Hags for crying because I can imagine it would be hard to keep watching X lose out to Angelina again and again and again.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!

It's always nice to know who is making more in one year than some of us will in one life time. Who really gives a donkeys dick?

Submitted by Carrie D on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:54am.

Ha ha ha, Hags!!! Keep screaming at the ocean. Your idol is only going to get less popular every year!
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Huh? What the fuck is this supposed to be all about?

People seem to be saying here that there are actresses, who are much more skilled, at the bottom of the earnings in this list, which is retarded.

Don't see anybody claiming that Aniston is a better actress or more deserving of a large paycheck than Angie, sorry.

For what's worth it, Jolie is pretty damn good in action flicks. I mean, her delivery is effective and usually it doesn't demand her to be convincing.

I'd laugh and laugh and laugh if Aniston and Jolie traded roles though. Jolie in a romcom? Hahahah... Jenny Aniston in 'Wanted II'? I think I just peed my pants laughing, trying to picture her attempting to be all badass, while uncontrollably playing with her hair.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:53am.
What the hell kind of hairdo is that on Jen?? It's spherical yet flat. Paradoxical.

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Yes! That is it!

MK, please hide that photo immediately or Jen's hair will be plastered on every dlisted ho's avie! Hurry! I'm asceerd!

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I'm honestly shocked that Aniston made that much and is that high up on the list. Angelina at #1 doesn't suprise me, but it does sadden me.

And Cameron made a shitload from What Happens in Vegas.

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Submitted by Carrie D on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:54am.

Hahahahahah Angie is being dropped in favor of Megan Fox. Angie and Brad are the ones who are decreasing in popularity hence the reason they need to pimp out their charity work before their movies are due out

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:56am.
take me with you! *skips off with Plec*
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Submitted by stars101_sez on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:52am.

Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:37am.
I'm sorry but what has Jennifer Aniston done to warrant making that kind of money? She hasn't been near a "hit" since Friends ended, and just about everyone beneath her should be looking down on her. This list reads like fiction to me.

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Sorry Jen's movies have made more than 900 million. If anybody shouldn't be on that list its Angie Ho just like Vadge shouldn't be on the top of the music industry's lists.

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Hm. Mebbe, but AJ's domestic gross is 1.45 billion, and her worldwide gross is more than twice that of Aniston.

Not taking sides, just saying. I still think Kate and Cate should be topping this list, but this is about money, not talent. *shrug*

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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:37am.
I'm sorry but what has Jennifer Aniston done to warrant making that kind of money? She hasn't been near a "hit" since Friends ended, and just about everyone beneath her should be looking down on her. This list reads like fiction to me.

Um, Marley and Me grossed over 244 million worldwide. And this year, He's Just Not That Into You has made over 93 million. What exactly do you consider a hit, lol?

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That is one jacked up Grace Adler flashback 'do on Jennifer.

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Bottom-feeder.

How did Ms. Winslet only bank 2 mil? This boggles my mind. Imo this whole making fun of SJP is getting old. We can't control what we look like and if we try to control it we end up looking like one of the Jacksons. She seems like a very nice person and she keeps to herself, totally undeserving of constantly being made fun of cuz some find her to be 'ugly'. Seems pretty mean considering there are millions of other targets who are actually deserving of the name calling. Just my opinion.

those pics are fug! proof that in Hollywood you can be unfortunate looking but still end up on the cover of magazines for being beautiful or something.

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I'm angry that Kate & Cate aren't helming this list. And WTF is Cameroooooooooon Diaz doing on this list? Salope stupide. Grr.

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Ha ha ha, Hags!!! Keep screaming at the ocean. Your idol is only going to get less popular every year!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:53am.
What the hell kind of hairdo is that on Jen?? It's spherical yet flat. Paradoxical.

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Can we get some camel toe up in here please?

What the hell kind of hairdo is that on Jen?? It's spherical yet flat. Paradoxical.

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According to Forbes.com:

"To figure out earnings, we talked to agents, managers, producers and lawyers to determine what the stars got as upfront pay on movies they are currently shooting, as well as back-end pay earned after a movie hit the theaters. We also looked at any money actresses might have earned through their perfume or clothing lines."

http://www.forbes.com/2009/06/30/top-earning-actresses-business-entertai...

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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:37am.
I'm sorry but what has Jennifer Aniston done to warrant making that kind of money? She hasn't been near a "hit" since Friends ended, and just about everyone beneath her should be looking down on her. This list reads like fiction to me.

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Sorry Jen's movies have made more than 900 million. If anybody shouldn't be on that list its Angie Ho just like Vadge shouldn't be on the top of the music industry's lists.

Both Angie Ho and Vadge pimp out kids and use charity to get attention. When last did Angie Ho have a number 1 movie or Vadge the top selling album in the USA?

Angie and Brad are reality tv stars like Jon and Kate and use charity and kids to get attention for their "movie" careers like Kate uses her kids to get attention for her "book" ideas. Having them on these lists is an insult to all the real stars who don't need reality tv to get attention

By earning power, methinks that Forbes is including endorsement money, appearance fees, and photo ops payments as well as salaries but not any share in a production that the actress does not star in.

I'll check the Forbes site and get back to you.

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MANiston will be at the top of next years list when she plays Jacko in the flick of his life.

Only she can do justice to that jaw.

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