Jenny Aniston & St. Angie Are On Top
The professional listmakers at Forbes put together their annual "Hollywood's Top-Earning Actresses" issue and predictably these two twats were at the top. Maddox's nemesis made $25 million last year, but it still wasn't enough for the #1 slot. That went to St. Angie who brought in around $27 million. You know St. Angie really made less, but she asked God for a loan so that she could move ahead. But the joke will be on her after she sees God's interest rates.
Forbes says that Angie made a shit load for Wanted and also got a big upfront payment for her upcoming movie Salt. Jenny made most of her cash from Friends residuals and that movie about the doggy with the red Xes on his eyes.
Somewhere in the world, Robin Givens and Juliette Lewis are simultaneously scratching their heads wondering what went wrong, because they both gnawed on Brad Pitt's taint. Together, they probably made $27 in Arby's coupons last year.
Here's the rest of Forbes list. There's really something wrong in the world when Kate Winslet is bringing in less coin than the bitch who was in Forces of Nature.
1: St. Angie - $27 million
2: Jenny Aniston - $25 million
3: Meryl Streep - $24 million
4: Sarah Jessica Pony - $23 million
5: Pizza Face Diaz - $20 million
6: Sandra Bullock - $15 million
7: Reese Witherspoon - $15 million
8: Nicole Kidman - $12 million
8: Drew Barrymore - $12 million
10: Squinty Zellweger - $10 million
11: Cate Blanchett - $8 million
12: Anne Hathaway - $7 million
12: Halle Berry - $7 million
14: ScarJo - $5.5 million
15: Kate Winslet - $2 million
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Jolie is fugtastic.
people! this isn't best actress list!
what i wanna know is how Cameron Diaz still making money? most of her shit tanks!
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IV: in New York magazine~are you familiar with the thing in the back where they have Highbrow and LowBrow Brilliant and Despicable? LOL they had Fishsticks calling Billy Joel "William" in the Despicable Highbrow category
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Angie Jo looks like Samantha Ronson in that pic.
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I think that list is flawed. Reese Witherspoon has her own production company that develops and produces. I'm thinking she made way more than 100 million last year. Same with Drew Barrymore. She probably made even more. Obviously this list is ONLY what they make from their acting pay.Looking back over it, SJPeePee probably made a bundle as exec producer of the SITC series and movie. After the success of the last one, her paycheck and her profit participation for the next Sex Flick is going to go WAY UP.
These bitches are in the ENTERTAINMENT business, where ACTING is merely an incidental bonus. Nice, but not necessary.
I, too, feel it's sacrilege for Angie and Aniston to make a couple million more than The First Lady of Hollywood, but Streep's life is very private. Methinks Brad's bishes get paid premium for the open circuses of their lives that entertain the masses.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:29am.
Queen Kate Winslet should be on the top of the list! For shame!
Notice who is NOT on there: Fishsticks. THANKFULLY. She also bumped fuck parts with Brad for a while. Now she likes to tell us all how to make sandwiches and mispronounce Anthony as ANTONY.
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Yeah, Kate should be third imo, after Meryl and Blanchet! Then Anne should round it up the top 4.
Good observation on Fish sticks being absent too. That made me smile, because I realize now that she hasn't been featured in any prominent list in ages!
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Cameron's making bank for that whole Shrek! franchise. A lot of these earnings are from royalties apparently. Do they take production companies under consideration too?
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How the fuck did Squinty make the list? And why is Kate at the bottom?
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:34am.
That thing in the hat isn't SamRo?
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IT does look like SamRo! Ha! (love your lipstick, Roo!)
That list is an atrocity! So, the logic in Hollyweird is that the more talented you are, the less you make? Another reason why most movies suck so bad.
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I'm not a fan of any of these slobs, but for that piglet Cameron Diaz to make more money than OSCAR WINNER Kate Winslet is a fucking tragedy.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:25am.
In this pic Aniston reminds me of those "cool girls" in Family Ties that Jennifer (Tina Yothers) befriends. Anyone remember that episode?
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And on topic - Sandra Bullock? What the hell? Seriously. She's getting paid that kind of coin for her cougar boss/ex beauty pagent turned FBI movies??
I'm sorry but what has Jennifer Aniston done to warrant making that kind of money? She hasn't been near a "hit" since Friends ended, and just about everyone beneath her should be looking down on her. This list reads like fiction to me.
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How the hell did Cameron Diaz make money?
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Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:25am.
LMAO!!! Yes, I remember the message thing. The other day I was watching season 1 on Netflix Instant. Man, I love that show.
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Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:29am.
I would die if a photo of me was released playing guitar while wearing giant bear-claw slippers and a fedora.
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Ah HA! So you admit you wear them!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:24am.
they are all so fucking overpaid. the men even more so.
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Very good point. Why so?
Generally, this bothers me. I'm the only female at my work place and I get paid the least salary.
Emancipation gone wrong, hehehe.
by CoconutCoochie on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:34am.
The fact that Aniston is making ten times more than Kate Winslet is beyond my understanding.
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ange kinda looks like a young brad in this pic
That thing in the hat isn't SamRo?
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I can't stand most of those hos, especially the two at the top. Meryl, Kate, and Cate should be at the top.
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The fact that Aniston is making ten times more than Kate Winslet is beyond my understanding.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:25am.
YES!! I remember! "Like whatever!" and all their sparkly rhinestone jewelry.
The best was when Steven and Elise were trying to decipher the phone message from one of those girls.
St Holie made the top of the list because she has six kids that she pimps out before she has a movie out. Armpitt and Holie plus six
I would die if a photo of me was released playing guitar while wearing giant bear-claw slippers and a fedora.
Queen Kate Winslet should be on the top of the list! For shame!
Notice who is NOT on there: Fishsticks. THANKFULLY. She also bumped fuck parts with Brad for a while. Now she likes to tell us all how to make sandwiches and mispronounce Anthony as ANTONY.
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Angie was no looker. Scraggly. Dirty hair. Yikes.
Jenny looks healthy and cute.
Anyway, all these fuckers are way overpaid!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:24am.
they are all so fucking overpaid. the men even more so.
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Too true.
Oh and I only like a couple actresses on that list. Rest is quite average (skillwise) and annoying to boot.
LOL@these pics! OMG Long time no see!
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So Bradley Cooper's trying to work his way through the list then....?
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I can't believe that amazingly talented people like Meryl is after not one but two fucking media whores that can't act for shit. I find it very very disturbing.
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Skeletina's knees look mighty ashy in that pic...
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WOW. Angie Jo looks horrible... Jen, on the other hand... woooohoooo. Love the 80's baby! LOL at the dirty dancing reference. nailed it.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
In this pic Aniston reminds me of those "cool girls" in Family Ties that Jennifer (Tina Yothers) befriends. Anyone remember that episode?
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no Quween on da Scene on that list? Really?
they are all so fucking overpaid. the men even more so.
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Half those hos can't even act!
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Squinty Zellwegger!
roflmao!
I never knew Aniston was in Dirty Dancing - oh, wait!
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorgeous, both of them!
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AJ is looking very Mischa-ish in that pic. Eww!
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hahahahahahahaha oh man...
Those photos! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!