Open Post: Hosted By Jersey Girls From The 90s
Here's a bunch of amazing highlights from a 1994 documentary called Wildwood, NJ. This shit really makes me wish that I grew up in New Jersey! These classy and refined individuals could have taught me so much about life! I wasted my best years at Barbizon, when I could have been educated by the masters of elegance. I mean, the below quote has just been downloaded to my brain area and I will use it as much as possible:
"Women always have a strike up on men. We've always got our bodies (if you keep it in shape) and we've always got the check to cash."
There's your new pick-up line and you can easily re-work it a million ways. Try, "Hey, can I cash my check at your check cashing place?" Or "I want to bounce my check on your dick."
Shit. I may just take a bus to Wildwood this weekend, because I'm sure these ladies are still hanging out at the boardwalk. You know, because it's different, it's different. Every night, it's different.
And I bet you they look exactly the same! My fashions icons.
Although, that skanky bitch at the 2:20 better watch her bangs. I'll cut them right off if she talks shit about eyebrows again.
VIA Best Week Ever
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:38pm.
You bitches need to watch this:
http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=201044165506&h=PEWAg&u=MgZQ8&r...
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That is funny! I don't get why he doesn't figure it out once he feels the bite. Silly dawg.
before I look it up, I'm going to guess Asscher (sp) cut in modern times (Victorian period forward).
You bitches need to watch this:
http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=201044165506&h=PEWAg&u=MgZQ8&r...
P.S. it has nothing to do with balls or teabagging.
Prepare for a case of the laughs
Original shape of a diamond? Rough or cut?
dear god... all this saggy ballsack shit is making me hungry for beef jerky for some odd reason.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Freebird - Nope. I like two nuts in my teabag.
Maybe Cisco Adler's problem is that he used to be a hexi-baller and had four removed and his mutant sack is all that's left of his pre-surgery self.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:25pm.
My husband played football and one of the guys on his team got one kick back up on the inside.
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OMFG!!!
*drops to knees in anguish*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:31pm.
Jack - EW! Poor kid, and thanks for answering.
excess nut skin.
Grosss! OMG! I don't think I could stomach getting tea bagged by a one baller.
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Weak tea. Steep longer.
Jack - EW! Poor kid, and thanks for answering.
excess nut skin.
Grosss! OMG! I don't think I could stomach getting tea bagged by a one baller.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:25pm.
My husband played football and one of the guys on his team got one kick back up on the inside.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:07pm.
ask or answer? ill ask one...
what's the original shape of a diamond?
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DUH. That was the Patron talking...
ok, so I bought this 14k gold ring last night at an antique store...it has about an 8ct deep blue stone in it, emerald cut. The vendor didn't know what it was so they tagged it unknown/glass? I think its an irradiated topaz, London Blue in color. They originally had "aquamarine" on it - no way, no how. I'm trying to get an image to upload so you can see it...but, why would someone put GLASS in 14k gold? Also, next to the 14k, it has what I think is a maker's mark. Who puts a maker's mark on gold rings? BRB with an image...
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:20pm.
Question about ball sacks. So....if you were to have to have one testie removed, what happens to all the excess skin that used to house it?
Does the doctor give you a sack tuck?
Anyone?
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Naw. Neuticles.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:20pm.
No. In high school a buddy of mine got his balls stepped on during our last game of the year... ruptured one of his boys and went to the hospital. They removed the broke down ball and he always bitched about the excess sack left behind. No one wanted to hear, though.
*shudders*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:16pm.
no they're octahedrans. like 2 bases of pyramids stuck together.
ive actually been only working 5 hr days for the past few months (the economy) and got a email back from hairy ball...er winstons (these reduced hours are killing me) asking me for a cover letter. ive never did a cover letter before, anyone know a good site for an outline of one?
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:20pm.
Question about ball sacks. So....if you were to have to have one testie removed, what happens to all the excess skin that used to house it?
Does the doctor give you a sack tuck?
Anyone?
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Ballgmentation.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:20pm.
Question about ball sacks. So....if you were to have to have one testie removed, what happens to all the excess skin that used to house it?
Does the doctor give you a sack tuck?
Anyone?
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Gary Coleman uses it as a pup tent.
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Moo!
Question about ball sacks. So....if you were to have to have one testie removed, what happens to all the excess skin that used to house it?
Does the doctor give you a sack tuck?
Anyone?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:13pm.
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He's an angry elf.
Submitted by Deep Ho on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:12pm.
this is SHITASTIC stuff !
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Behold a troll. This is the same jackass who says crap like this in the forum.
IGNORE.
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Moo!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:17pm.
Hairy ballsacks! YUM!
*VOMITS*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:14pm.
Deep ho, someone was asking about you earlier.
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this deep ho is only 12 minutes old
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Hairy ballsacks! YUM!
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Prvoy, it can be any shape because it's rough, right?
And where the fuck is bitchette? I miss that firecrotch.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:07pm.
ask or answer? ill ask one...
what's the original shape of a diamond?
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
TV - BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAAH!!
EW! No choking on curlies! YUCK!
*hack* *cough*
Deep ho, someone was asking about you earlier.
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omg, lmao
poor little gary coleman. hahahah
sorry.
hahahahaha
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Fucka doodle-do.
I feel like such an asshole sometimes because I don't watch the news and I am totally ignorant to current events (locally).
UGH! I fail.
this is SHITASTIC stuff !
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:43pm.
Jack - It's something every man wants, something they don't allow their wives to use, it required steel wool brush with a handle and tongs.....
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Britney's diaphragm?
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HAHAHAHA... your avie is disturbing. i love it.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:01pm.
I heard Gary Coleman is hung like a Chihuahua.
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A female chihuahua at that!
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If he has a Chihuahua, IT walks HIM!
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And probably beats him up. Go get me some Taco Bell Bitch!!!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:06pm.
You know, teabagging's not so bad. Just breathe through your nose.
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And make sure they're shaved. If you start choking on a curly...
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:43pm.
Jack - It's something every man wants, something they don't allow their wives to use, it required steel wool brush with a handle and tongs.....
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Britney's diaphragm?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Provolone,
would you be so kind as to provide me with a gemological question?
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:01pm.
I heard Gary Coleman is hung like a Chihuahua.
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A female chihuahua at that!
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A female chihuahua who's in the pound for domestic violence on him, according to TMZ.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:05pm.
*pulls groin trying to impress jack*
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LOL!
Y'all make life so much funnier!
You know, teabagging's not so bad. Just breathe through your nose.
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My chihuahua had big balls..and was hung for his size.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:01pm.
I heard Gary Coleman is hung like a Chihuahua.
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A female chihuahua at that!
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Is this real life?
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:03pm.
"I would scare god if I did that, you look hot like that."
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bwhahahahahahaaaa.a.a.aaaa
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Stoney - OH! FUCK!
*slaps self in face*
She'd better make a killer Dae-Ji Bul-Go-Gi, or I am sending the bitch back!
she's cheating with the stripper shoes. gives an additional inch. every inch counts in yoga times. ;-)
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:01pm.
I heard Gary Coleman is hung like a Chihuahua.
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A female chihuahua at that!
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If he has a Chihuahua, IT walks HIM!
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Moo!
*pulls groin trying to impress jack*
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:01pm.
I heard Gary Coleman is hung like a Chihuahua.
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A female chihuahua at that!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:01pm.
Ok, I'm getting sort of jealous over here.
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Crap, I forgot you flashed him earlier. Do that yoga pose you have in your avie. I would scare god if I did that, you look hot like that.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:01pm
I made a 'tea bagging' reference to that walrus idiot this morning and freebird thought it was funny... and there ya go.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
there is a way to turn off the camera sound. it's in your TOOLS. *snicker*
ruh roh. someone's gonna get screamed at
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:41pm.
I can't take a picture!! so much for playing it cool! :S
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oh cumon! you never took a secret spy pic from your cell? pretend like something's wrong with it and hold it up.
Mine makes a noise :S
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Cough to cover the noise. Actually, I have a weird cough face - which I only recently discovered, who knows how many people I've frightened away by now. You could giggle seductively.