Open Post: Hosted By Jersey Girls From The 90s
Here's a bunch of amazing highlights from a 1994 documentary called Wildwood, NJ. This shit really makes me wish that I grew up in New Jersey! These classy and refined individuals could have taught me so much about life! I wasted my best years at Barbizon, when I could have been educated by the masters of elegance. I mean, the below quote has just been downloaded to my brain area and I will use it as much as possible:
"Women always have a strike up on men. We've always got our bodies (if you keep it in shape) and we've always got the check to cash."
There's your new pick-up line and you can easily re-work it a million ways. Try, "Hey, can I cash my check at your check cashing place?" Or "I want to bounce my check on your dick."
Shit. I may just take a bus to Wildwood this weekend, because I'm sure these ladies are still hanging out at the boardwalk. You know, because it's different, it's different. Every night, it's different.
And I bet you they look exactly the same! My fashions icons.
Although, that skanky bitch at the 2:20 better watch her bangs. I'll cut them right off if she talks shit about eyebrows again.
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Okay! Adds Patron to lemonade
The girl at about 2:50 MUST BE Dina from Real housewives! The 'Look at our faces' girl
Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:12pm.
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Glad you liked it. But it was the wrong link.
Here's the right one. Let me know when you get to the part about the IBM 5100.
http://www.johntitor.com/
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This gives me so much hope!!! I love Coast to Coast!!! Some of those guests and their stories are hard to listen to late at night, esp the ones about parallel universes.
stinkbutt, good for you!
I thought I would never find anyone, but 4 days later I found 2 guys.
Thanks everyone, for letting me vent on my ex and all that.
My friends are so tired of all the drama.
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Is this real life?
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:22pm.
Oh wait you were just answering M.E.
*blondeface*
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yep, just answering M.E.
classic blonde
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
lol, stoney!!!!!
Oh wait you were just answering M.E.
*blondeface*
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:09pm.
Been there done that. Remember all the shitty times with your ex, and you won't want to go back. They're an Ex for a reason. Good luck
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I went back because, and only for, the head.
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Let me put it this way. I never thought I could find a better lover than my ex girlfriend, and low and behold I found someone that blows her out of the water! This chick is amazing, we only met 4 months ago, and she still rocking my world!
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Wow! Good for you, I am a little jelly.
chayzus.
while i was putting a splash of Patron in my coffee this morning
BYE JACK!
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hahaha Stoney - it's just because we come from the same backwoods region of the states...
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
I-10 straight to the beach.
Provy - LMAO! I am such an over sexed bitch. I want it anywhere, anytime.
heading to lake...
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
My ex will get back with me just for the head i'm sure.
I have to say it is one of my God given skillzzz
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Is this real life?
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:09pm.
Been there done that. Remember all the shitty times with your ex, and you won't want to go back. They're an Ex for a reason. Good luck
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I went back because, and only for, the head.
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Let me put it this way. I never thought I could find a better lover than my ex girlfriend, and low and behold I found someone that blows her out of the water! This chick is amazing, we only met 4 months ago, and she still rocking my world!
Drinking and slaloming at the same time?! Holy crap! That is HOT.
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wow ghetto white girls.
and i think if you want to find the video you go to youtube and type wildwood nj. just my guess
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Isn't it Bromantic?
4th of July plans anyone?
Breakdown- God Bless your friend. Dedicate "Just to have you back again" by Bread. David Gates wrote that for his dad. And she's lucky to have a friend like you.
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I'm no ornithologist, but I have seen a cockatoo.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:12pm.
After what I just spent on the BH for his birthday, I'd better be able to suck peen for the rest of the year whenever the hell I WANT!
Its people like you that should be running finishing schools
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:12pm.
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Glad you liked it. But it was the wrong link.
Here's the right one. Let me know when you get to the part about the IBM 5100.
http://www.johntitor.com/
Well sometimes you can't always suck peen in the middle of church, at kids soccer games and walking down the street like M.E. wants to.
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Well, hell - there was a beer in the other hand... LOL
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
One-handed! IMPRESSIVE!
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:12pm.
After what I just spent on the BH for his birthday, I'd better be able to suck peen for the rest of the year whenever the hell I WANT!
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WHOA!!!!! you mean there are time you WANT to and uh, it's a no go?!?
*MIND.BOGGLED.*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
it's starting to sound a little stalker-ish.
HAHA... nah, just skiing slalom and not as young as i used to be.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:05pm.
I wish we could go back to the 80s, it was so much more fun.
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this should give you hope
http://artemenko.org/timemachine1.jpg
Click on "John Titor Story"
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HAAAAA LMAO!!!
RWAR!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:09pm.
Been there done that. Remember all the shitty times with your ex, and you won't want to go back. They're an Ex for a reason. Good luck
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I went back because, and only for, the head.
After what I just spent on the BH for his birthday, I'd better be able to suck peen for the rest of the year whenever the hell I WANT!
RE: Ex's. I've got a motto, never go back. It ended for a reason, move on to bigger and better things.
Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:05pm.
I wish we could go back to the 80s, it was so much more fun.
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this should give you hope
http://artemenko.org/timemachine1.jpg
Click on "John Titor Story"
Edit: Sorry, wrong link. That was Napoleon Dynamite up there.
Here's the John Titor link:
http://www.johntitor.com/
Jack is that you? You look constipated.
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kacky, they are not dating, he just started seeing her.
And we still hook up...from time to time.
it has happened 3 times in the past 50 days (since we broke up)
He has canceled plans to be with me. But i never do that.
But now that he said he won't be my puppet, i had the urge to get him back. even if he took me for granted and all that shit we went trough.
But I know is not a good idea.
Small dick guy just called! hahaha now I will call hiim that.
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Is this real life?
oh. my. GAAAAWD.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Been there done that. Remember all the shitty times with your ex, and you won't want to go back. They're an Ex for a reason. Good luck!
Submitted by S_G on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:29pm.
Liza was right, all hell is about to break loose...
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yeah she was!
Thanks for the advice on the EX.
Will keep busy with the other guys
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Is this real life?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:44pm.
The good thing about small peens is that they're easier to suck on.
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Yeah, I won't even expect you to buy me dinner first.
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lol
I wish we could go back to the 80s, it was so much more fun.
Paquita, there is only one reason to get back with an ex, and that is to mess things up with his current girl. Get in, get caught and get out.
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
*chugs cocktail*
Thank you!
Seeing my BH in his semi gets me all sorts of horney!
*picks teeth with hay*
*opens PBR*
*hands M.E. a tall cocktail*
Submitted by Ginalicious on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:48pm.
It depends on the guy. My small peener came too fast and would rather get a root canal then head downtown. Then wondered why I was never in the mood.
Paquita, don't go back to the ex. Don't do it girl, you will regret it. You said you have a couple of other 'mens' on the side, my advice is to do them up and down and sideways until you can't remember your ex's name, and then do them some more.
Re: small peens - in college I remember a conversation between one of my roommates and another girl. We were all drinking and talking and they realized they had both been with the same guy. My roommate said, "He was so small it was a pleasure to give him a BJ" and other girl agreed (with much laughter among us females). My boyfriend said it was the most horrifying conversation he had ever heard. I told him, "Guys lie about sex, girls tell the truth about sex."
hahaha. so THATS why whenever i see asian on asian porn the guys are always fingering and doing oral. hahaha tic-tac dic'd homos
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LOL - not a semi, genius... like a 4 door ford F250... i bet you do have trucker porn! too funny.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Aw Valtrex, you're so romantic!
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