Open Post: Hosted By Jersey Girls From The 90s
Here's a bunch of amazing highlights from a 1994 documentary called Wildwood, NJ. This shit really makes me wish that I grew up in New Jersey! These classy and refined individuals could have taught me so much about life! I wasted my best years at Barbizon, when I could have been educated by the masters of elegance. I mean, the below quote has just been downloaded to my brain area and I will use it as much as possible:
"Women always have a strike up on men. We've always got our bodies (if you keep it in shape) and we've always got the check to cash."
There's your new pick-up line and you can easily re-work it a million ways. Try, "Hey, can I cash my check at your check cashing place?" Or "I want to bounce my check on your dick."
Shit. I may just take a bus to Wildwood this weekend, because I'm sure these ladies are still hanging out at the boardwalk. You know, because it's different, it's different. Every night, it's different.
And I bet you they look exactly the same! My fashions icons.
Although, that skanky bitch at the 2:20 better watch her bangs. I'll cut them right off if she talks shit about eyebrows again.
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Paquita, get yours girl! And as PH said, doggy style is the way to go. I'm out!
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Shamon!
RIP Michael
Only rednecks are turned on by semis.
*hides trucker porno*
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I grew up in Dirty Jerz. Jersey Born and Bred Head. I get called out in business meetings for my funny, "unconventional" accent. Like, I say "often" like "AWEFFFFTIN.." 3 syllables. How else are you supposed to say it?
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
See ya, PH. I hated my real name growing up. Wished I was a Gina.
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Shamon!
RIP Michael
Go to one of those pedi places with the massage chairs, M.E. LOL!
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Well it's time for me to head off to get acupuncture. And the yoga afterwards...deal with some money issues as well. Blah.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:44pm.
The good thing about small peens is that they're easier to suck on.
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Yeah, I won't even expect you to buy me dinner first.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Ginalicious, same with this guy. He's hot as hell but...not impressive....
but oh my! does he knows what he's doing down there.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:39pm
PH - yea, i got a sick sense of humor.
SO - my wife just came by my office and a guy that i work with drives a big-ass diesel truck. She comes in (btw - she doesn't know this guy very well) and says who's truck - he says mine and she said JACK - you need to get you one of those... looks at the guy and says your truck makes me horny... I busted up laughing... ok, who the fuck says that?
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Ginalicious dig your handle...my namesake!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
On the topic of small peen:
I had a one night stand with my best friend's cousin and though he was fine as hell in his Marine uniform, I'm sorry to say he had a small peen. He's the only 1 nighter who actually went downtown and he was awesome. You think the small peeners know it and think they must compensate? Not complaining, just wondering.
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Shamon!
RIP Michael
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:44pm.
The good thing about small peens is that they're easier to suck on.
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True that!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:44pm.
The good thing about small peens is that they're easier to suck on
*faints*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
ph - yes, I loved that video!
EastEndGirl...maybe he's your ex!!!
He's divorced!! OMG LOL
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PH- oooooh, a massage. Shit, I'd settle for a fucking pedi!
The good thing about small peens is that they're easier to suck on.
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And what's up with all of those bitches wanting to fight? One of my best friends went to a ghetto school and girls were always wanting to fight her ass. She took some girl's face and smeared it against the concrete in the parking lot of her mom's apartments and scratched up her whole face. Bitches left her alone after that. We had ghetto ass girl's at my school always taking off their hoop earrings, but it never went beyond that. Oh, and LOVE the whole payphone thing. Miss them days.
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Shamon!
RIP Michael
M.E., it is related to his coming out, was just reading the lyrics...the whole someone not belonging to someone else or viceversa really jived with me at the time...great video!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
TEAM NO SMALL PEENS!
M.E., go get a massage, you need some me time definitely!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I've always related George Michaels "Freedom" to his "coming out"
jack, sounds like you enjoyed the abuse.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Scuse me, I am going to butt in and agree with paquita. Ex husband=small cock.
Best oral EVER.
Just Jack - I had the morning off because Big-D had a dentist appointment, that we showed up 7 minutes late for and they refused to see him, so we had to reschedule the appt. I then had to drive BACK to our town to drop him off at summer camp, where, upon arrival, I see he didn't wear his camp shirt for their trip today, so I had to drive BACK home to get it and BACK to camp to drop it. Then waited 20 minutes at the pharmacy to print out my prescription so I can try and get it refilled elsewhere for cheaper. Then to the bank to change my PIN on my debit card to something I can remember, then BACK to the house to check on Koko, clean up pee and poo, then drive back into town to get here.
FUCK!
I need a drink.
paquita, remember that song Freedom by George Michael?
All we have to see
Is that I don't belong to you
And you don't belong to me...
Freedom!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
He's is not that small but is not big.
still he knows how to use it.
And knows for sure how to use that mouth God gave him.
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He's is not that small but is not big.
still he knows how to use it.
And gives tremendous head
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Submitted by citizen_shameshame on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:04pm.
dave better come answer the phone before he winds up in the hospital or fucking dead. that last chick is such a gangsta bitch. she kills someone like every weekend on the boardwalk and the police won't even fuck wit her. i'm gonna go call my mother and see how many times i can describe something as being different before she says wtf.
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I caught that too. I hate people that brag about being a badass, especially girls. Its so unlady like. I'm sure men would prefer butch badasses over classiness anyday, right?
Now we know what happened to that kid that starred with Tom Hanks in Big
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
Stoney, small peens are unfortunate. The only way you can feel it is when you do it doggy style. Now I have said too much...lol!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I think most small peened guys know it. My ex did. God I'm so glad I don't have to lie to him about it anymore. No more small peens for Stoney!
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MSNBC is reporting that Debbie Rowe wants all 3 Jackson kids, and is seeking a restraining order against Joe Jackson. (For the kids)
Liza was right, all hell is about to break loose...
Around the 1:16 mark the guy with Janet really got into the whole "It's different thing", looked down at his dick and grabbed the back of Janet's head with an evil grin. You know he was gettin' his BJ's that summer. Fuckin'. Nasty. That dude looked he hadn't showered in 2 weeks.
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Shamon!
RIP Michael
GOD. I had a summer job at the Wildwood Boardwalk a few summers back. Same people, diff clothes.
Thanks Stoney,...in other news
one of the guys on the side...suffers from..how can i say this... small dick LOL
but still he's great in bed....
but he's kind of shy, but extremly HOT
do you think he knows he's small and that's why he seems clueless of his looks?
Or he's totally clueless of both his HOTNESS and small business...
discuss
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I totally understand, Paq. Just move far, far away and pretend like he doesn't exist! Or you could just kill him. Either way.
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I know I shouldn't...but its hard after 4 fucking years. I have two other guys on the side right now, but he told me he's kind of seeing someone right now. That he knows if we go back to where we were, it will be the same. That he will go back with me at anytime that he loves me, but we both know it will suck because of our previous problems.
I just feel the need to claim what is mine..or was....whatever!
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M.E., having a bad day? Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but, it takes only four muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap a mother @#?&!% upside the head.
How did Michael K. miss TRASHell at the 1:30 mark? I always knew that ho looked familiar.
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Her other documentaries are great too!
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I can't wait to see the whole thing, I hope I can handle its awesomeness :)
DON'T DO IT PAQUITA.
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I'm freaking out, i want to get back with my ex so bad. Don't know why!! if i know it's going to be the same old shit and have the same problems...
Needed to vent...
let's carry on with the white trash
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HAHAHAAAAA!!!! I have several ads on Craigslist.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Where can I apply for your assistant job? I promise I'll wear low cut blouses and call you a mother fucker.
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Stoney - you remind me of a lady that used to work for me... she was my "assistant". I'd ask her to make copies or something and she'd say 'fuck you, you've got hands' or some shit. It was hysterical. She'd wind up doing whatever I asked because I was her boss but she always gave me 100% shit about everything. I loved it.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
dave better come answer the phone before he winds up in the hospital or fucking dead. that last chick is such a gangsta bitch. she kills someone like every weekend on the boardwalk and the police won't even fuck wit her. i'm gonna go call my mother and see how many times i can describe something as being different before she says wtf.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:33pm.
I get the schoolgirl thing for jack-in-the-hat.
*rips shirt off*
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*furiously snaps pictures*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:34pm.
angel,
Get this one...bitching at my mom about this and she told me a story about a little old lady in her eighties who the heartless fuckers cut off in the middle of winter in Edmonton.
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That is MESSED. UP. How does one human being allow another human being suffer needlessly? I mean, it's not like the hydro's suddenly NOT THERE becuz it's not paid for! EIGHTY! Does the woman not sound like she already has enuff problems if she can't put together her hydro bill at eighty? Wow, that makes me really mad. We have the Winter Warmth Fund. When things go bad, your hydro can always get paid.
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Submitted by kacky on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:42pm.
That little one in the blue shirt with no shoulders has serious mental illness. I wonder where she is now.
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I'm willing to bet state prison...