Open Post: Hosted By Jersey Girls From The 90s
Here's a bunch of amazing highlights from a 1994 documentary called Wildwood, NJ. This shit really makes me wish that I grew up in New Jersey! These classy and refined individuals could have taught me so much about life! I wasted my best years at Barbizon, when I could have been educated by the masters of elegance. I mean, the below quote has just been downloaded to my brain area and I will use it as much as possible:
"Women always have a strike up on men. We've always got our bodies (if you keep it in shape) and we've always got the check to cash."
There's your new pick-up line and you can easily re-work it a million ways. Try, "Hey, can I cash my check at your check cashing place?" Or "I want to bounce my check on your dick."
Shit. I may just take a bus to Wildwood this weekend, because I'm sure these ladies are still hanging out at the boardwalk. You know, because it's different, it's different. Every night, it's different.
And I bet you they look exactly the same! My fashions icons.
Although, that skanky bitch at the 2:20 better watch her bangs. I'll cut them right off if she talks shit about eyebrows again.
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Submitted by kacky on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:42pm.
That little one in the blue shirt with no shoulders has serious mental illness. I wonder where she is now.
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classic... I grew up outside Phila and everyone went to Wildwood - except me and my friends - we went to Long Beach Island for senior week. I was always too skeered of Wildwood people... now I see why! That chick with the shoulderless shirt was on a one girl killing spree!
edited: yes that has to be dina at 2:52!
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OMFGDH!!! I have had the morning from hell. AHGHGHGHGHH!
What the fuck is going on in this place?
Submitted by RJII on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:42pm.
They got white trash worst then this in West Virginia.
Momma, daughter, grandma sitting around toofless, talking about kicking someone's ass.
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When that is out on DVD, someone ping me. Because I want to see that, too.
That little one in the blue shirt with no shoulders has serious mental illness. I wonder where she is now.
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They got white trash worst then this in West Virginia.
Momma, daughter, grandma sitting around toofless, talking about kicking someone's ass.
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"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
Many white Americans are like this not just the ones in NJ ,where is that documentary.
I will KD. Going to make some bacon in the oven. Yum!
Be back later tonight.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:26pm.
I really want to know if that couple made it through the entire summer. That would be different.
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You never know! It's like hello...you...me...we're there!
angel,
Get this one...bitching at my mom about this and she told me a story about a little old lady in her eighties who the heartless fuckers cut off in the middle of winter in Edmonton.
Good on you re the contract.
I get the schoolgirl thing for jack-in-the-hat.
*rips shirt off*
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Check to cash...I think I would rather get an ATM from a drunken Russian coal miner...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:10pm
I am not trying to get involved with him (well, maybe) but I don't like when men can see so clearly I like them... I usually play it cool, But he is so damn handsome and funny and cute and smart...*Sigh*
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Yeah, I have one of these cleints too :)
Gorgeous guy....ah well.
Make him a compliment then and say it's good to see him, thanks for visiting you again, but make it sound like he's making your work more fun somehow.
Don't hide that you like him -people tend to go back where they are liked and that's what you want, no? :D
@ ClooneyisMahBoo
Nobody tried to grab me in the cheesy haunted house. My friends were the hot bitches and I was the conservative quiet friend in the Swatch sweatshirt who was more interested in drunkenly browsing the unicorn shirts in the tacky shirt shops.
What they didn't know is that I was hiding big ol' C cups on my 90 pound frame back then. Maybe I would've gotten assaulted more if I had been smart enough to slut it up and smear on more blue Maybelline eyeliner. Sigh... live and learn.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:10pm
I am not trying to get involved with him (well, maybe) but I don't like when men can see so clearly I like them... I usually play it cool, But he is so damn handsome and funny and cute and smart...*Sigh*
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I really want to know if that couple made it through the entire summer. That would be different.
LMAO @ blaster!
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Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:23pm.
Hello everyone
Just started reading. Need to focus on dlist more than work.
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Smart girl, your future is bright! :D
Dlist always brightens up my work day... LOL
Stoney your mom is funny for doing that.
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Is this real life?
Different is good, just ask Arby's...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
That is just amazing. If anybody knows where to see the whole film, please let me know! I need to see this in it's entirety. Thanks!
that has GOT to be dina from the real housewives... hahah i went to college in jersey..but thank god it was 10 years later than when this documentary took place.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:23pm.
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LOL, well me too, but that's another post Buahahahaha
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Wildwood...lmao...Yes I was there, a few times actually *hides Guns For Nuns T-shirt* and the Jersey girls are the coolest. "It's different EVERY night". LOL
Hello everyone
Just started reading. Need to focus on dlist more than work.
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Is this real life?
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:10pm.
I need help.
A costumer called, Who I have a MAJOR MAJOR crush on, than he is coming later, I am very shy (yes, I am) and I can't help but turn all shades of red when I see him and I don't like that, I need to avoid that, what can I do?
I feel like a fucking school girl when I see him.
PS: maybe I just need to get laid :P
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You??? Shy??? Oh my.... ;)
One thing I can say, from experience, is that canoodling with clients/ customers is never a good idea because money is involved as well as your job and the loyalty of your employer and you.
Try to be as professional as you can and make a move after the business has been done.
I've fallen for the trap a few times; not only being asked out, but getting on well with clients and then going out for a glass for wine or being invited for a birthday etc. -in a friendly way.
Some come back to you and beg for discounts and special favours which sometimes mean you would have to work against your employer.
As I said, be professional and grab him when he is not your customer anymore.
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I need help...I feel like a fucking school girl when I see him.
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I need help too! I feel like fucking school girls when I see 'em...oh wait, did I read that wrong? Nevermind then.
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@EEG: Seriously? Jeeeeez! Can you call social services? Weird, I know but they MIGHT have a program for that
...and thanks - I just got off the phone and it looks pretty good. Apparently, I was psychotic enough when I called the first time that they'll, likely, reduce the fee. They're shady and they know it - I dropped a lot of buzzwords. I also reminded them (as I just picked through the o-so-convoluted laws for this) that they have to repay me for the month which they'd already considered...so not bad anymore but they've been torturing me a while now...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:07pm.
2Di4 well, I have to admit I was in the suburbs, LOL Delaware County, but I'm sure we share many similar experiences. Remember when that weather man died when skydiving? Jim something?
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DelCo is close enuf! ;-P
Jim OBrien! He was the man!!!!!
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
My mom affects a ghetto accent with the black girl at her work. It's mortifying. One day I visited her and she was talking to the girl and snapped her fingers and said "oh girl no you didn't!" and I nearly fainted.
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Hey those South Jersey bitches aren't representative of all Jersey girls!!!!!
15 years later, I betcha each and every last one of them will be in Wildwood this weekend.
What was with dude and dudette, they were on some shit. "Yea this is long term, it will last until the end of summer" I'm trying to think what was the drug of choice pre-meth? Wasn't huffing big back then?
Stoney,
You bitch! I live where the god damned palm trees grow.
Turn off your a/c and get back to us.
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Use a rosy foundation and blame the blush on a sunburn.
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@ Stoney-
Actually, I liked your idea of shaking her jugs in his face better.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:10pm.
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Discreet hands-free vibe under the clothes is the way to go. If you're going to be all red and flushed when he's around, may as well be having a good time while you're at it.
Buhahahahah
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Bye snowie.
I missed you also Stoney.
Hello KD. I don't think she does post on the forum. Haven't seen her post in awhile but she is doing well. We talked about 3 weeks ago.
Its comforting to know these classy broads are raising children.
Cheers yous whores, cheers.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:06pm.
Grab his cheeks and say, "Look at this face. Look this face!" Seal the deal.
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angel,
I know. Spent two hours on the phone with them arguing the toss. No dice. Monday or else. What pisses me off is I have NEVER missed a payment. They plain don't give a fuck.
Good luck with the contract breaking.
Joyzey gurls put the ass in classy...
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Submitted by angel_i: "OMG I do that too. It changes all the time, tho. And I have to be careful not to mimick really interesting or funny accents - that's the worst! SO embarrassing!"
Oh, Mr. Hekki does this, but for some reason he only does it with Irish people. Our neighbor had a thick brogue and Mr. Hekki always adopted one when he talked to the neighbor. It was embarassing! For ME. Mr. Hekki had no idea that he was doing it.
Okay so I just FINALLY got this video to load. That really IS Dina from the Housewives show at 2:52. It has to be.
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What louise is trying to say is picture him naked.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:10pm.
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Discreet hands-free vibe under the clothes is the way to go. If you're going to be all red and flushed when he's around, may as well be having a good time while you're at it.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
We used to totally get phone calls at a pay phone when I was a teen. Holy Shit!
As long as I've lived in Jersey, I've never been to Wildwood. And I absolutely abhor Seaside Hts. I'm partial to Pt. Pleasant.
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Move somewhere it's not so damn frigid then and quit your bitchin aboot it, damn canucks!
LOL kidding.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:06pm.
I need help.
A costumer called, Who I have a MAJOR MAJOR crush on, than he is coming later, I am very shy (yes, I am) and I can't help but turn all shades of red when I see him and I don't like that, I need to avoid that, what can I do?
I feel like a fucking school girl when I see him.
PS: maybe I just need to get laid :P
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Most of the guys I've known think it's cute when girls blush at them. Imagine yourself in a situation where you are calm and relaxed talking to someone. It's only in your mind that the situations are different. :-)
Just pull your tits out and smile like a confident ho, smurf!
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