Thursday, July 2nd 2009

Debbie Rowe Is Ready To Fight

Debbie is binding down her titties down, putting on her gloves is ready to fight a bitch for the custody of Prince Michael and Paris. Or as Debbie probably calls them: "Checking and Savings Account." Let's be really real.

According to NBCLA, Debbie told them in a 90-minute telephone interview that she wants "her children." Debbie said she's willing to do whatever it takes including submitting to a DNA test. Debbie also wants to get a restraining order against Joe Jackson to keep him away from the kids.

In Michael Jackson's will, he named his mama je'e' as his children's legal guardian. Diana Ross was named as a back-up. Michael also clearly stated that he didn't want to leave Debbie Rowe a cent.

Maybe I'm being overly harsh (proof that the world is still spinning), but Debbie already cashed that check a while ago. I would understand if she just wanted to take them to Chuck E. Cheese every now and again to get know them better. Really, I don't know what to think. It's a shitty situation all around. On one hand, Debbie is crazy. On the other hand, Joe Jackson is crazy too. Sending the kids to Florida to be raised by Bubbles is looking like the best option.....

Posted by: Michael K


ZiggyStardust's picture

Will they even recognise who she is?

The entire Jackson family seems completely fucked up.

If they haven't declared bankruptcy, they've carved up their face, flashed their tits to the world or starred in porn 'cos they've got a touch of the Stockholm Syndrome.

Couldn't the kids just be left to raise themselves in Michael's Giving Tree?

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dlisted_bitch's picture

What a surprise. SHE SOLD THEM. Any mother who would sell her children does not deserve to have custody of them.

lynniepoo's picture

I don't like the idea of those kids going to live with a 78 year old grandmother and an abusive grandfather but Debbie Rowe had stated on more than one occasion that she didn't want to be a mother. She voluntarily wanted to give up her parental rights. She doesn't deserve these kids and truly, I don't think she wants them either. I think it's just a ploy for coin. I bet it'll work too. Personally, I think Janet Jackson - his sister - would be a great mom. She's the right age and she's a direct blood relative of their dad.

gucci's picture

"Sending the kids to Florida to be raised by Bubbles is looking like the best option....."

Mike your a friggin legend.

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squiggles's picture

This woman is beyond disgusting. She collected her money and ran and now after 11 or 12 years, she resurfaces. MJ not only omitted her from his will,he explicitly stated "i'm omitting her ON PURPOSE" and that he wants his mom to have the kids. She doesn't even know these children. She clearly wants the $$ through those kids.

Better to live with this dysfunctional family, whom they actually know, than to live with a greedy complete stranger and be separated from their younger brother. JJ is a nut (she should have a place in hell next to him), but I doubt these kids would be living w/ him nor do I think he could do any real damage to them at this point anyway.

I hope whatever judge hears this bullshit will tell her to F off.

rebanndel's picture

I think these kids might be better of as wards of the state. They'd at least have a shot at normalcy.

She is going to have to fight off his real wife...the secret one...

http://entertainment.aol.ca/article/woman-claims-shes-michael-jacksons-s...

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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:18pm.
A real mother would not want to split up siblings.

Agreed. Those kids are going through enough shit the way it is, the last thing that needs to happen is them getting split up.

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FireCat's picture

Chuck E. Cheeze- HA! When my little stepsister would visit us once every 2 or 3 months, that's ALWAYS where her dad (my stepdad) would take all of us so he wouldn't have to spend any quality time with her. Until he sprained his fat fucking wrist playing "Whack-A-Mole." That was pretty much the end of visitation times.
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Is there anybody that crossed paths with him that didn't take advantage?

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Nanners's picture

This is so disgusting. She doesn't know those kids. Give them to Diana Ross!

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I am just pretend's picture

This fat fucking whore pisses me off! The bitch didn't want anything to do with them until they can be an asset. Fucking bitch!

dramaqueen365247's picture

A real mother never would've waived custody. As crazy as The Child can make me, I'd never give him up.
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Ophelias evil twin's picture

Yes I think Bubbles could do a better job than any of these vultures.

Stock Broker's picture

*in an announcer voice*

"LET's GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMBLE!!!!!!"

ronnyk's picture

Not a shocker. She's looking for money. Those kids don't know her and she wants to take them away from their youngest brother. Be gone hog!

Harvey Milk was a hero. The closest thing to a hero Perez Hilton will be is when he shoves a hero sandwich into his fat mouth.

Kandykane's picture

The kids are old enough to state who THEY want to live with. The judge will probably listen. And what about Blanket? Does that poor little sod get left in the dust in Joe Jackson's clutches? It's not right to break them up.

Stoney's picture

A real mother would not want to split up siblings.

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Master Blaster's picture

Or as Debbie probably calls them: "Checking and Savings Account."
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Completely brillant. Unfortunately, I'm sure it's true. However, it won't happen though. There's is no way in hell she can combat the Jackson crazy machine. It's like the Death Star of insanity.

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D.R.'s picture

Crazy @#$%&.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8131722.stm

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Sugaroo's picture

Those poor kids!

That is all.

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RecessVillain's picture

Somewhere in Florida Bubbles is taking off a diaper and forming a dung ball.

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freebird's picture

Well this didn't take long.