Friday, July 3rd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 2nd!
A visual representation of Fishsticks Paltrow speaking. - linda19
Runners-up:
uh, maybe Grandma wasn't fibbing when she said she was having problems with her stool. - copper
God speed, Susan Boyle. We hardly knew ye. - jazzfish_77
Not wanting to be outdone by Kim's farts, Bruce Jenner finds a way to channel his competitive side and revisit his Olympic glory days. - Bai Ling
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Did Susan Boyle fart in her seat again? Oh shit everybody back away! She's going to blowww!!!!!!!!!!!!
Susan Boyle learned the hard way there's a good reason that the directions on the Alli bottle says to take just one.
Mavis really knows how to work a bottle rocket!
Susan Boyle just..can't..take it..anymore!
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I see Susan Boyle is going for the reality Hat Trick-
On her way to "Biggest Loser" she decided to show off her latest trick on "America's Got Talent"
Years later Gwyneth went over the moon when they finally removed the stick from her ass.
Mrs. Doubtfire's sister, Mrs. Fartfire, ate a bowl of 15 bean soup for lunch today. She had been gassy all afternoon, and finally when she went to fart out the gases from the 14th bean, this is what happened. Gases from the 15th bean will be released on the 4th for her grand finale.
I told you easy with the onions.
Susan Boyle quits this bitch.
The gasses had built up to such an extent within the cryogenically frozen body of Charles Nelson Reilly that he was let out to 'blow off some steam.' Ha-hunnnn!
Nebraska finds a novel way to rid the state of turtlenecks, stretch pants, white sneakers, and geek glasses.
Britney. The farewell tour. 2080
Mansmanu (French Bitch)
Event Horizon's self portrait.
SHWING!
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Moo!
Bye bye bitches!!! I've had enough of this Michael Jackson coverage. BLASTING OFF!
My Grandma did the same thing every Christmas after the nachos went around.
Elton John trying out his new Candle in the Wind ride.
Bruce Jenner makes his escape from the Kardashians.
That's a real Toot-uncommon.
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Redbull gives you wings. Redbull laced with Metamucil does not.
This is why you have to keep Susan Boyle away from the baked beans.
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
Merlene had to go to the Scooter Store before going off to heaven. Apparently the clouds could not support any more Americans.
Submitted by copper on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:51pm.
uh, maybe Grandma wasn't fibbing when she said she was having problems with her stool.
WINNAH!!
It's Suze, like in booze.
New to senior citizenry, Bertha didn't realize that the kids were supposed to get of her lawn, not the other way around.
the power of prune juice
You can bet that Grandma will never get run over by a reindeer again. Take that you reindeer bitchezzzz!
Ted you're an aaaaaasssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooollllllleeeeeeee
uh, maybe Grandma wasn't fibbing when she said she was having problems with her stool.
Your mama's so fat, she needs to clear it with NASA before she farts.
Kris K finally decided to send Bruce on a trip that was out of this world
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
A most powerful toot.
Not one to let a little thing like anantomy stop him , Sir Elton can queef with the best of them!
Even as a senior citizen, Kim Kardashian queefs dust bubbles and rank air.
"Up, up, and.....I weigh! Too damn much! Shit!"
She must have had Mexican for lunch.
Rose must have made ground pork and cabbage for Sophia again.
Mrs. Doubtfire II......Mrs. AssFire
ladlenitz
In her well-attended field demonstration of "How to Make Number Two", Mrs. Greenwald is embarrassed to learn she can only shoot blanks.
Those crazy ol' Bushes -- George celebrates his birthday skydiving, and Barbara celebrates on her Rocket Chair.
Tragically things did not end well for Meryl Streep. After eating taco bell for 3 months straight to "bulk up" for an upcoming movie, Ms. Streep suddenly launched into orbit. She has not been seen since.
Blue dart gone wild.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
Had Mrs. Wilson lost control and crashed in that Iowa cornfield, her selfish antics would have deprived the world of Dwight Shrute.
Gr-gr-gr-granny and the Jets. It didn't end well.
At Poo-Ping Palace this happens a lot at the outdoor BBQ all you can eat grill.
Wow. Those dudes from Little Britain are really serious about their craft.
Role that beautiful bean footage.
... and meryl streep queefed over the moon!
Alright kids, Ill read it ONE more time.. then its time for sleep!
Trying to redeem itself in front of a brand new audience Susan's Boil exploded, and sadly, it still got second place.
Holy shit, Susan Boyle wasn't kidding when she said she was "Over the moon."
no, seriously... is that bruce jenner?
2nd only to Paris in queefing.