Friday, July 3rd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 2nd!
A visual representation of Fishsticks Paltrow speaking. - linda19
Runners-up:
uh, maybe Grandma wasn't fibbing when she said she was having problems with her stool. - copper
God speed, Susan Boyle. We hardly knew ye. - jazzfish_77
Not wanting to be outdone by Kim's farts, Bruce Jenner finds a way to channel his competitive side and revisit his Olympic glory days. - Bai Ling
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And there you have it, Robbie Williams finally took off in America. Millenium style on a chair.
Devastated by her second-place finish, Susan Boyle thinks she's come up with a fabulous new talent.
Even menopausal women are said to enjoy the new butt sex toy involving Mentos and Diet Coke.
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Susan Boyle after eating Tex-Mex.
K-Fed needs to lay off the beans....
I see that in 2029 Jessica Simpson is still performing at chili cook-offs.
As Sir Elton John feels his age and its inevitable effects on the digestive system, he has an inspiration for a new hit single: Rocket Gran.
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
The Lady CaCa Blaster 1.0 is cleared for takeoff.
Susan Boyle shows her other talent.
♪ Lucy in the sky with adult diapers.
"And not one turd at all
Not even on chair!"
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Grandma loved taunting Grampa in front of the family about his impotancy as she queefed up a dust storm.
That's it, no more burritos for lunch.
Megan Fox and Grandma were the last two players of musical chairs. Technically, Megan won because she got to the chair first.
"HI,BILLY MAYS HERE FOR KABOOM..."
Only with Tom Cruise are the words 'flaming' and 'butt' a more appropriate description.
Michelle Duggar's water broke.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
The Abuelita Booster Seat for low-riding seniors sadly backfired.
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Uranus is on fire.
Aunt Betty should have read the fine print on the bargain flight to Vegas.
John Lithgow demonstrates 'pull my finger' phenomenon to a high school chem class in Des Moines, Iowa.
GO-GO-Gadget-Grandma!!!!!!
On her 65th birthday, Sarah Palin finally generated enough hot air to visit her hallowed neighbor, Russia.
Mrs. Murgatroyd's bean casserole was very uplifting at the church social.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Damn!!! "Those BEANS is powerful."
Talking out of her ass, Debbie Rowe has contributed in science, this will be in the next bond film for sure
The main symptom of an STD from Paris Hilton is a burning sensation.
After their latest budget cuts, NASA, once again, tries the Mars Probe using 25 cases of baked beans for alternate fuel.
After Susan Boyle's cat Pebbles died, she tried to chair rocket to heaven to be reunited.
try to taser me now, bitches! -says defiant memaw kathryn winkfein.
Did I lie about the beans I made? I told you they was so good, they will be taking people places...
1860: The South's first space attempt as it's own nation.
Wow, NASA really has been hit hard by budget cuts.
Michelle Duggar, 65, gave birth to her 25th child today by way of rocket propelled induced birth.
Up up and pfffftttttt!
Some people will do anything to see over the gates at Neverland.
Talk about 'blowing smoke out ur ass'
Rojo Caliente enlisted to beta test the new Butt Blaster II.
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And you thought you had gas
This is what happens if a woman stops talking for 2 minutes, that air has to come out somewhere.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
When you're late for the Early Bird special and you don't want to get stuck in traffic behind someone who's blinker has been on for the past 11 miles, try the Whipper Snapper. You'll be sitting at that buffet with free iced tea refills before you can say, 'Get off my lawn!'
The Mexican space program launches it's first asstronaut.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
The horrible side effects of Taco Bell Fourth Meal graphically depicted.
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Houston we have spotted an Unindentified Fat Object.
Susan Boyle finally found a job that doesn't make her tired.
When you're sitting in a chair...
With a really confused stare...
DIAHRREA!!! DIAHRREA!!!
Let's hope Air Francine will reach IT'S destination
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And Beth Ditto was never allowed in Taco Bell again.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Marilyn Manson finally took our advice and decided to fuck, I mean, blast off.
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