Friday, July 3rd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 2nd!
A visual representation of Fishsticks Paltrow speaking. - linda19
Runners-up:
uh, maybe Grandma wasn't fibbing when she said she was having problems with her stool. - copper
God speed, Susan Boyle. We hardly knew ye. - jazzfish_77
Not wanting to be outdone by Kim's farts, Bruce Jenner finds a way to channel his competitive side and revisit his Olympic glory days. - Bai Ling
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Michael Bay remakes Disney's Up. Look for this lady's career to take off.
I always thought Susan Boyle was full of hot air. I just didn't realize she'd be dumb enough to hold a lighter to her arse.
"Suck on this Simon Cowell". Susan Boyle proves definitively she's got talent.
Thanks Master Blaster.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
Susan boyle after the news of her 2nd place.
Good thing she was using Maxi Launch Pads.
Grandma Cyrus shows Miley how to sit in a chair properly.
Spaceship Margaret Thatcher....in 3,2,1.....LIFT OFF!
Susan Boyle thought she might be able to handle YouTube fame a lot better than the hard core stuff and so began with the Mentos/Diet Coke experiment...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Susan Boyle for Activia.
"....here I come Charles."
Mah Boo Anderson: Unicorns and rainbows
Mickey Rourke: Not so much
Aunt Edna! You're sitting right on top of the...too late.
After watching the new commercial for Activia featuring her favorite actress Jamie Lee Curtis, Maude thought she'd give it a shot, instead she was giving it a shit and sent into orbit. Now that's being regular.
After 63 long years, Kristen Stewart was finally relieved of the gas bubble that had caused her a lifetime of bitchy faces.
I see Divine is still John Waters' muse.
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Shitney's 4th of July, 2025 world tour launch was a real blast!
Submitted by RecessVillain
Crotch Rocket: You’re doing it wrong.
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Winner!
Please put your pencils down and pass your test papers forward.
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Wanted: 3 Orion Slave Girls. New or Used. Willing to Pay Big $$$.
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Really, North Korea, THIS is the best that you can do?
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Not wanting to be outdone by Kim's farts, Bruce Jenner finds a way to channel his competitive side and revisit his Olympic glory days.
Rojo Caliente...up, up and away!
After years of being told she did everything ass backwards Aunt Mary decided to show everyone she could do something ass forwards.
Fed up with years of taking Blair and Tootie's shit, Edna finally quits that bitch.
Debbie Rowe is just "Over The Moon" at the thought of getting "Checking and Savings Account" in her hands.
http://www.inked-up.com/profile/RaulRules
sweaters, sweaters, good for the heart...the more you layer, the more you fart!
Regardless of how sexy her Match.com profile is, Under NO circumstances should you let Matilda talk you into a "Dutch Oven."
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I'm no ornithologist, but I have seen a cockatoo.
Bruce Jenner's colonoscopy went terribly wrong this time.
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Now there's 4 of us wolves....running through the desert...in Las Vegas...looking for strippers and cocaine.
Debbie Rowe Is Ready to Fight
Coming in a distant 2nd yet again, SuBo blows another gasket!
Now that pigs obviously fly I am screwed.
"This is ground control to MK's abuelita, you've really made the graaaade. And you left the bathroom smelling in a most-a peculiar waaayyy"
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Depends, we have a problem.
The recently discovered outtake from the long lost video for Afternoon Delight has completely ruined the song's imagery.
Ahhhhh!
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Just like every Michael Bay movie, Granny's farts had amazing special effects but the story was weak and uninteresting.
That was one hell of a bowl of beans!
Susan Boyle finally took Simon Cowell's advice...go to the countryside and let off a little steam.
Damn that Taco Bell and their new volcano menu!
When your Comfort Wipe explodes, just hold on tight.
It might not be NASA but Mississippians are proud of their gasroots space program.
One small step for housewives, one giant queef for womankind.
At the testing site the Fartmaster 2000 performed admirably.
After Margret shit herself litte Johnny's science project failed.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
*pressing Life-Alert furiously*
"GODDAMN IT, SOMEBODY HEEEEllllppp me"
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Pork and Beans really do not agree with Susan Boyle.
Gwyneth Paltrow in shallow Hal 2 Revenge of the Goop.
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
Madonna..see what a macrobiotic diet is really doing to you?
"Fuck me running..."
Granny's getting to the Michael Jackson memorial service any way she can.
A visual representation of Fishsticks Paltrow speaking.
Grammy lights her farts every 4th of July. We can't afford fireworks.