Friday, July 3rd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 2nd!
A visual representation of Fishsticks Paltrow speaking. - linda19
Runners-up:
uh, maybe Grandma wasn't fibbing when she said she was having problems with her stool. - copper
God speed, Susan Boyle. We hardly knew ye. - jazzfish_77
Not wanting to be outdone by Kim's farts, Bruce Jenner finds a way to channel his competitive side and revisit his Olympic glory days. - Bai Ling
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This is what happens when you mix Diet Coke and Mentals.
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Looks like Rainn Wilson's career is really starting to take off!
Ok, which one of you wise asses gave Ms. Boyle a Diet Coke and Mentos enema?
Susan Boyle's been at the haggis again
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Crotch Rocket: You’re doing it wrong.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
Fran was over the moon about winning the chili cook off.
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"[Lesbianism is] not a word I like. As a matter of fact lesbianism has always left a very nasty taste in my mouth." - Dame Edna Everage
Apollo 268lbs.
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Rose mixed up her Beano and Fiber tablets again.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
The next Michael Bay action-special fx extravaganza 'Farting GrandmaZ' was recently bashed by star Susan Boyle for not pushing the artistic envelope
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 2:27pm.
not a caption - jazzzzzzyy - simple minds think alike.
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LOL! Too right.
Susan Boyle appears in another Simon Cowell TV creation: Britain's Got Gas.
Milly Wonka and the Great Ass Elevator
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Due to Donna's unfortunate gastrointestinal mishap at the company picnic, the Regional Manager position went to Janice from Accounting.
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lindsay lohan's 24th birthday party starts off with a bang
not a caption - jazzzzzzyy - simple minds think alike.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
You damn right Britains got talent! Susan Boyle is one gassy mother fucker!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
The Doctor told her that after the experimental procedure she would be a flat as a pancake.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
God speed, Susan Boyle. We hardly knew ye.
A FLYING FART ASS IS COMING TO YOU!!!
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Phil Spector and his wig try to bust out of prison.
Grandma, I told you to stay off the cabbage soup diet!
After years of abuse, Bruce Jenner finally rockets into space to escape his family when the Khloe Kardashian sex tape sponsored by Ryan Semencrust is released.
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Butt, butt and away!
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
There is not enough "Ahhhhh" to cool that down.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
I told grandma to lay off the chili!
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Those Werthers farts are atomic!