Afternoon Crumbs
This is the future. Except there will be trillions of them. - Buzzfeed
Hayden Pantywhatever in some adorable Osh Kosh B'Gosh shorty shorts - Hollywood Tuna
The Pope has frowned upon some sexy ass Bishop for partaking in a little butt sex action with convicts - Guanabee
Brit Brit and her Cheetolings are on a boat - Popsugar
SPOILER ALERT: The "friend" HoHan is talking about is white, flaky and Colombian - Lainey Gossip
Now this is talent - Towleroad
There better be a shower scene with Wentworth Miller and Christopher Meloni - Just Jared
Denise Richards and her cunt bulge hit the beach - Egotastic!
RiRi learning a skill in case this whole "Alien Princess" thing doesn't work out - Hollywood Rag
The Real World's Coral and her magnificent chichis. Although, she's no Aretha.... (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather)
Jonah Hill wishes he was half the man Chaz Bono is (or will be) - Cityrag
The Popess - who enjoys a fully satisfying(at least for her, you can be sure) sex life with her uber-hot German priest husband(link, please to nude photos of priest husband) - does not want her sisters to enjoy the same!
I find Jonah Hill oddly hot, but I really don't know why. He seems like a tool, but I'm strangely attracted to him...
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
I enjoyed that so much!
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mike is right about the water. BUT the commercial just makes me laugh and laugh, which is good for the soul.
That commercial is the stuff of nightmares; glad I'm not the only one creeped out...
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Folks, young kids need to drink fluoridated tap water, not bottled water. There's a reason why GENERALLY Americans have better teeth that Europeans.
THAT vid was cute as hell! Made me laugh: those babies had mad skillz!
the evian commercial scared the crap out of me. good job evian, am i supposed to think of rollerskating baby trolls when i drink your water... giggling while they eat my flesh.... :[ eeeeeeeep
Are they trying to say Evian will be straight hormone fluid and no water? Me not get!
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 5:39pm.
reeter it's ok.. and thanks. today is his I'm-going-to-drive-you-crazy day.
my other boys keep waking him up too.. sooo not a happy camper today!
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Here's hoping he sleeps through all daily noise very soon.
reeter it's ok.. and thanks. today is his I'm-going-to-drive-you-crazy day.
my other boys keep waking him up too.. sooo not a happy camper today!
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Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 5:24pm.
*gives side eye to my baby*
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So yeah, I meant to make the "adorable" comment to you, Chefcammi, not to that commercial. LOL!
He is so adorable! He's really grown in just a couple of weeks. : )
Okay, that commercial was seriously creepy. I'll be dreaming about those little fuckers tonight - thanks, MK!
ETA: That choir performing "Africa" was awesome!
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*gives side eye to my baby*
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that fucking evian commercial creeped me out..u know "Evian" is "Naive" spelled backwards? Just sayin'....
Kiss my ass, xerquina. You fartard.
That commercial is too cute. I especially love the part where they jump on the fence.
So, according to Lainey, Lindsay got paid 70,000 by MGM to be at her own birthday party full of strangers. Must be nice.
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What. The. Fuck.
They had me going "awww" until those little fuckers jumped at me onto the fence.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:03pm.
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Master Blaster, you are new to the Force, I see. Paint a bitch green. Blam! You got an Orion Slave Girl. Delish.
Wentworth Miller is 37?!!?
da eff was that?
That is funny as helllll!
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Submitted by barelybeagle on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:23pm.
I'm so goddamn sick of babies! Fuck babies!!!
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CGI babies are down right creepy and rather Chuckie-esque.
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I'm so goddamn sick of babies! Fuck babies!!!
Ok that baby video is creepy as fuck!
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:54pm.
Are we sure this isn't the porn micheal jackson had on his computer??
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Just his home videos ...
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 4:03pm.
It hurts me deeply that I will probably die and never taste the sweet lemon-lime nectar of an Orion woman. It's not an issue of willingness or money. Sadly, it's simply because they're NOT REAL!!! How fair is that? Fucking Gene Roddenberry...
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Alas, some things were never meant to be.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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@Master Blaster - I love your sig! Yeah, that Ally McBeal baby thing scarred my youth. McBitch.
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It hurts me deeply that I will probably die and never taste the sweet lemon-lime nectar of an Orion woman. It's not an issue of willingness or money. Sadly, it's simply because they're NOT REAL!!! How fair is that? Fucking Gene Roddenberry...
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Video was well done, but I prefer real babies doing cute things.
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Thanks MK for the baby video.........I needed that today! Precious!
I LOVE the choir! Reminds me of my time singing..... :D
Are we sure this isn't the porn micheal jackson had on his computer??
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Someone has been inside my head watching my sexay dreams...Wentworth Miller and Sam the Eagle's hot ass twin brother, Christopher Meloni. YUM.
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If Shia LaBeouf and a gay-faced bobcat from the 1980s had a meth baby..... Stun. Ning.
The baby getting hit in the face in the subway is still 1000x funnier...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYLsIQRjWOM
um those babies are crreeeepy i am going to have nightmares now of an apocolypse overrun by cute babies with evil intentions. also i think it would have been a better commercial if they showed grown people skating but u know they are old and shit then they drink evian and they shrink to babies... hence living young. k thats just my two cents
@Master Blaster - I love your sig! Yeah, that Ally McBeal baby thing scarred my youth. McBitch.
Chaz does look a lot like Jonas the Whale.
Looks like Denise Richards got her boobies deflated. Or the air just got sucked into her head. Vaccuum effect.
That baby commercial is so freaky... but hey! those CGI babies have rhythm and mad skills.
It's fresh from Pope Sith Lord to bitch about other clergy men's gay ways when he's allowed to wear expensive designer Dorothy's ruby slippers. He's just a jellis h8ter. The nerve!.
That chorus people really made me sing that song out loud, even when I don't like it much. That was pretty cool.
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I am surprised at myself how cute I think that video is. What the fuck? Did my black heart take a 5 minute break?!
The Ally McBeal dancing baby pretty much milked the whole 'look what I can do' baby schtick for all it was worth 10 years ago. Yet, they still scared me.
Can we please also retire choruses doing 'Africa', 'Don't Stop Believing' and any other song that has been beaten to fucking death? Thank you.
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That Evian vid is too funny! Very cute.
Cue Timberlake's video response: Snort me a Twitter.
BIG OL' TITTAYS!!!
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Coral is looking RIGHT
Submitted by mek2 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 3:32pm.
I wish I looked as good as Denise. She looks fantastic in those pics.
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aim high,mek2.aim waaay fucking high.