Thursday, July 2nd 2009
What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
I fully encourage everyone out there to express your sluttiness through fashion, but making your titties look like a couple of stale cupcakes covered in sugar flowers is not the look. Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud wore this fuggery to her birthday party last night in London. Unless your name is Johnny Weir, you do not wear fringe, mesh and applique flowers together.
And my memaw would not be pleased with this, because it looked like Cheryl ripped apart her favorite living room lamp shade to make this dress.
LOOKING LIKE A PROUD WHORE: Cheryl Cole is doing it wrong.
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Oh, Sookie, I'm reserving your table over the 'don't care for Berry's acting' table! :D
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:59am.
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Pretty similar, yeah, but Berry's less tasteless.
Oh and I know I'll get stoned for saying this, but I agree with you and will add that she's a very shitty actress too, not as shitty as Cheryl is of a singer though.
It could be said of both of them that their biggest merit is to look extremely fuckable, otherwise, talent? Nah...
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FINALLY someone agrees with me! ive never found berry to be a good actress...i think shes a hack and her only talent is hotness. as for cheryl ive never even heard of her...
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Ahem. I believe this is the dress Eve wore in the garden of eden. Yea, behold the slut has come among you!
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Submitted by Romy on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 5:59am.
Isn't this just like the dress Halle Berry w(h)ore when she got her Oscar?
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This the dress you talking about http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/31/oscarfashions10_gallery__268x4...?
Pretty similar, yeah, but Berry's less tasteless.
Oh and I know I'll get stoned for saying this, but I agree with you and will add that she's a very shitty actress too, not as shitty as Cheryl is of a singer though.
It could be said of both of them that their biggest merit is to look extremely fuckable, otherwise, talent? Nah...
I just want a billboard up across America stating, 'STOP TRYIN TO MAKE Cheryl Cole HAPPEN'!
MK you sound like you got the jealousies..."it's her party and she'll Fug-Ho if she wants to..Fug-Ho is she wants to....You'd Fug-Ho too if you knew what she knew". lalalalal lalalala lalalalala.
All these bloody publicity stunts drive me crazy!! They're warming up for more fuckery in August, when the X Factor is back on. So, I believe the media whoring will only get worse!
Isn't this just like the dress Halle Berry w(h)ore when she got her Oscar? Halle always dresses like a ho but for some reason people respect her as a 'serious' actress. But think about it: she got her oscar for blowing billy bob thornton and showing her no no hole in Monster's ball, and she bared her boobies to get a much bigger paycheck in Swordfish. Just sayin'.
Another one with whom I just don't get the hype.
Her face is a little pretty, but how many other chicks look just like her? Too many.
Her body is whatever. If you've seen one nice body, you've seen them all, and the dress is ugly.
I'm not joining the sympathy bandwagon by foaming at the mouth about how gorgeous she is and what a shame it is that she's desperate, blah blah blah.
She CAPITALIZES off of her looks and her body, and it's her fault she's too dead inside to work on having a personality, since that's the only thing she's hiding from the rest of the world anyway.
The bottom line is that women like her are so neurotic, high maintenance, and boring that all they have is mainstream sex appeal...and still the nice and smart pretty girls with class still finish last.
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Wouldnt mum be proud!
Provided mums a slut. Which she probs is.
I knew she would walk down Slut Avenue soon! It was only a matter of time, now that X-Factor is off air for a bit.
Stay relevant, yeah, she's just one of the fame whores and nothing else but that. Rediculous that so many Brit girls iconise her. She's as empty as a trash bag.
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She's desperate... she's gotta make money somehow and as far as she is concerned... her outfit is TOTALLY hooker glam.
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:42pm.
She looks VERY uncomfortable here on second look.
She needs to take lessons from Jodie Marsh.
I think that's the kind of GD outfit that more young women oughtta wear.
Everyone loves Chezza, including flat head big tits Simon Cowell, he wanks himself to sleep over her. She will never go there and that s good enough for me but she is one lucky bitch as her voice aint all that but she is beautifuuuuulllllll and thats a career sealer in the states. People in the UK get mean when they see someone beautiful doing well. Over to US ASAP methinks. I like her, she seems grounded (unlike her boobies, they defy gravity) but her husbands a pig man though.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
She looks VERY uncomfortable here on second look. Also embarrassed...but what do you expect when you wear something that strippers wear at the Lusty Lady?! Also, shoes must be squeezing her footsies something fierce. Just because your dress size is smaller doesn't mean your feet are too...her toes are mashed to the very edge of those heels!
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Submitted by scarletsascha on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 10:21pm.
Who on earth is Cheryl Cole?
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Who on earth is Cheryl Cole?
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If I had that body, I'd wear that dress. I'd wear it in the Wendy's drive thru, grocery shopping, at the Rite Aid picking up tampons...
J. Lo's been there. Done that. Its old. Cover up.
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Was this the idiot who cried when she couldn't fit into a size 28 anymore? LOL, I bet it is!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
The dress is ugly and she looks uncomfortable in it!
I don't think it looks good, I mean she has a nice body, but someone should tell her that less is more. Like she's trying too hard to look slutty and it leaves nothing to the imagination...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I mean, I find her husband more interesting. Well, interesting might not be the right word, but I'm intrigued by the rumors of the coke/drink binge nights and gang-bang sessions with his Chelski colleagues.
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Oh!!! Tell me MORE!!!
Also, is it true that Cheryl only married him to repair her reputation of being a racist whore?
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I guess I need to get my eyes checked cause Cheryl Cole is not sexy nor drop dead gorgeous to me. In fact I find her distinctly average. This dress must be doing wonders for her if she's got you sluts drooling.
Another seriously overrated "talent" that they are trying to make the next big thing. Apparently Simon Cowell has big plans to unleash this mediocre ho all over America. Only problem is that she's from Newcastle and the bitch's accent is impossible to understand.
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It could be an interesting premise for this pairing, heh.
The "Away Boys" even made this song (to the tune of "Smile") in his honor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4jH-LvyfyI&feature=related
I <3 the part where they call Cheryl a slag!
She's very pretty though and it kinda makes you wonder why she's with Cashley.
I mean, not saying pretty is all you need to marry well, but she could do way better than him...
All this, of course, leads me to totally believe that their marriage is indeed for pr. Her PR! 'Cause if he's half as nasty as what's said about him, she will always look like a saint.
Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:20pm.
Well that's an interesting take on it. I don't really know much about either one so any info is appreciated lol I thought they were done, divorced & everything already...I need to get caught up, haha!
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It's her current husband I think.
I don't know much about her, but (on the other mb I frequent) they talk about Ashley(Cashley) Cole all the fucking time.
Mostly flaming him though, because the message board is set up for Arsenal fans.
They claim she was a racist pig, while he is in the closet, so they decided to marry in an effort to dismiss those comments.
How much of that is true, I dunno, 'cause it's information I got from a place where people totally hate him. I don't blame them, 'cause "Cashley" left Arsenal in a very unsavory manner, but yeah...
She is stunning. Bitch can wear a flour sack & make it look good. Is that her ex hubby??
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Slut dress shakes its head in disgust looking at THIS stripper dress
She looks like a slutty Pocahantas. Why do ppl. w/money always dress so bargain basement?
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Isn't her husband the guy who hit his mistress's ass so hard, his wedding ring left a mark?
mike: exactly. It's a shame that many don't know that fashion rule.
Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 6:02pm.
If one doesn't feel comfortable wearing something, don't wear it.
Frankly, when you're beautiful and have a great figure, you don't have to be so blatant: subtle is more.
Bingo. If the clothes are attracting more attention than the person wearing them, there's a problem. You should wear the clothes; the clothes should not be wearing you.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 5:10pm.
Is SHE British? And maybe a part-time lez? *crosses fingers - trying to get Ditto image out of my mind*
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She's British, but I don't know about the lez part. I'm sure there are both men and women who are crossing their fingers that she is, though.
If one doesn't feel comfortable wearing something, don't wear it.
Frankly, when you're beautiful and have a great figure, you don't have to be so blatant: subtle is more.
Don't like the dress at all. It's so... costumey.
Ouch! Her feet look SO swollen. Either she has an eating disorder and has those bloat feet like Donetella's daughter or she's wearing a size too small.
Damn she is bomb. I don't care what she is wearing. I love beautiful women ^_^
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If you got it flaunt it. Especially when your hubby is a notorious philanderer.
4000 pounds? I would have thrown this thing together with my granny's curtains for... 27 euros. Brit footballers and their wags just are a waste of space. Overpaid and total bling. And not delivering when it is asked for (4:0 LOL).
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She's obviously selfconcious in this dress but she shouldn't be, she's got the body for it. However I really think its just too much icing, the bitch is already sexy. I already want to fuck her I don't need added incentive.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 5:01pm.
I used to love that movie! I haven't seen it in so long, I think I'm gonna add it to my Netflix queue.
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