Friday, July 3rd 2009

The Magic Is With Debbie Rowe

Are your loins suddenly guiding you closer to the screen? Do you feel like you need to quit your job, throw your man (or woman) out the window, pack up your flavored lube collection and move to Palmdale, CA so you can rest in Debbie Rowe's mighty arms for the rest of your days? HOLD BACK, because it's just the power of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt at work! The howling from the wolves are tempting you to ride Debbie's glorious moon, but you have to RESIST! You mustn't give in! Put some ice cubes on your nipples and look away!

You know Debbie is going to wear this under her Big & Tall pantsuit to the custody hearing, so that the three wolves can hypnotize the Jackson family into signing over EVERYTHING. Damn. The butchie is good.

Here's Debbie wielding the power of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt while doing butt stuff with a horse at her ranch in CA yesterday.

Posted by: Michael K


A Noun:

That interview with Katherine Jackson was from like 1993....Just sayin'

Jem's picture

Okay, Three Wolves shirt. I'd marry her too.

roxie's picture

The moon seemed so low tonight, especially when looking at the fireworks.

amle's picture

The media is going on and on about how wonderful of a father Michael was. So what happens if one of the kids needs help from dad in the middle of the night? With the drug he uses to sleep, I dont see him getting up to help. Oh Yeah... the nanny!! duh

The kids might do okay with a horsey mom, but it sure will be culture shock. And Blanket isn't her biological child, so legally the Jacksons could keep him. Any way you look at it, these poor kids are in for a rough time. They are going to miss their dad.

MyTwoCents's picture

I have alway been heterosexual and %100 peen addicted... until a mystical magical magnetic power drew me to Debbie (the power of the triple M cannot be refuted!). Sure, I thought to myself, it's the teeshirt that hold the secshual power that attracts me so... and right I was!! Debbie has as much sexual magnetism as a bowl of cold porridge! Thank you 3 three wolves tshirt... for once again reminding me that a hawt teeshirt should not be confused with a hwat fucky times friend!!

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4lice4nn's picture

Hahahahahaha. The shirt cracked me up. I can't believe this is real.

I knew there had to be a reason Michael married that ulgy ass woo-man Micheal was taking all those drugs he was high as hell. Michael was out of his rabid ass mind.

stake_spike's picture

So that's who buys those.

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Clarisse's picture

nicknack,
I am Native American too! See though, so you know, all animals have a spiritual meaning. This however, is a fucking shirt.

TaDa!!!

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Submitted by nicknack on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:18pm.
wow i cant believe how uneducated all your readers are...i am native american and a wolf or wolves howling at /
the moon is very spiritual,,,actually my son is from the wolf clan,,,the medicine man said he is going to be a leader,(of what? i do not know) so u can make fun of the shirt but now you know what it means,,i am sure she doesnt either!!!!*

It's a silly T-shirt. Worn by someone who rented out her uterus for money. Who is using a rectal thermometer on a horse.

starpoot's picture

damn

tonta vodka van driver's picture

I saw this picture on the train this morning and all I could think was DLISTED DLISTED....Lo and behold.....MK dont dissapoint.
I want want want one. I quite like "graceful wolves " too but I dont know.

Wonder if they do the pit bull in a muzzle being walked by a chav.

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

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Submitted by KidL on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by original putas on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:06pm.
I'm a kids advocate but I'm not sure if giving them say about their placement would be best. Lord only knows what type of trash MJ has filled their minds with concerning their mom. She should have her kids back. Shes only human, whatever mistakes shes made—at least shes alive to make it up to them.

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The way I see it, she turned those kids over to him without so much as backwards glance. So what if she does or does not share DNA with them-either way, biology does not make one a parent. She has had no relationship with those kids.

Question: If she had given those kids up for adoption, would you still believe she should be able to have them back?

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Actually we know very little about the whole situation between Debbie & Michael. How much pressure was she under from the Jackson family all those years? To say certain things? How do we know she has not had some contact with the kids? There are rumors and then there is the truth. I think the most interesting thing the media isnt mentioning is why Michael has chosen his mom & then Diana over Janet or the other siblings for taking care of the children. I really believe the kids would have the most normal (if possible) life with Debbie. The Jacksons, including mommy dearest, will eventually whore them out. I call her mommy dearest because she stood by and let her kids be beat. Most turned out fucked up. I dont see how that is a better situation.

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Well she DID say her animals are her children now, didn't she? Nice to see she and Jacko shared the same parenting skills.

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Submitted by original putas on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:06pm.
I'm a kids advocate but I'm not sure if giving them say about their placement would be best. Lord only knows what type of trash MJ has filled their minds with concerning their mom. She should have her kids back. Shes only human, whatever mistakes shes made—at least shes alive to make it up to them.

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The way I see it, she turned those kids over to him without so much as backwards glance. So what if she does or does not share DNA with them-either way, biology does not make one a parent. She has had no relationship with those kids.

Question: If she had given those kids up for adoption, would you still believe she should be able to have them back?

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Submitted by nicknack on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:18pm.

wow i cant believe how uneducated all your readers are...i am native american and a wolf or wolves howling at /
the moon is very spiritual
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We know that! That's why it's on a T-shirt!

Seriously, tho. That IS kinda what makes it funny. Obviously, it's a spiritual image but then it's worn, most often by carnies and drag racers and well, women with their hands in horses' butts...

Nawmsayin'?

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She's big, dumb and blonde. That means she's hot even without the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:41am.

That's RIIIIIIGHT!!! You finally got it in! Were you ever able to find the onesie?

I bet you and have more sexay times than ever when you don this masterpiece!

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original putas's picture

I'm a kids advocate but I'm not sure if giving them say about their placement would be best. Lord only knows what type of trash MJ has filled their minds with concerning their mom. She should have her kids back. Shes only human, whatever mistakes shes made—at least shes alive to make it up to them.

paris herpes's picture

I was just guffawing over the fact that she wore the three wolves howling shirt...CLASSIC! She must have read all those wonderful Amazon reviews and became mystified with the power of the wolves howling...or something...there's just no other explanation for this fuckery...LOL!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

wow i cant believe how uneducated all your readers are...i am native american and a wolf or wolves howling at /
the moon is very spiritual,,,actually my son is from the wolf clan,,,the medicine man said he is going to be a leader,(of what? i do not know) so u can make fun of the shirt but now you know what it means,,i am sure she doesnt either!!!!*

Clarisse's picture

moomarse,
Bah! That horse is a slut!

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chefcammi's picture

Otolemur..
see why this shirt is so awsome..read reviews @ http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Wolf-T-Shirt/dp/B000NZW3KC/ref=...

I am the proud owner of this shirt also.

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Otolemur's picture

...aaaaand this just pulled me out of a shitty mood! I had never seen this mystical shirt on a human being before and now my pupils are singing with joy! Behold!

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The dude in the second picture looks as if he just saw a INS agent walking up the driveway!

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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:19am.
Oh come now! Who hasn't been shoulder deep in a horse vagina?

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and I sure hope she stuck around for some kind words and snuggeling afterwards too! none of this wham-bam-thankyou-horse shit!!! hahahaha!!

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

"I'm not sure what that sign meant."

The horse is the one WITHOUT the hat!

KittenKatinCanada's picture

She's such a delicate little flower.

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Reeter's picture

This picture made my day! Debbie is a picture of class and poise. hahahahaaa!

Norwaygirl's picture

"Submitted by carriemo83 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:22am.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy?? "

Yes, it's wrong! Now, fuck off!

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:18am.

Hahahaha Mani! Good one!

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Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:10am.

I thought this would be a great day when I saw Debbie Rowe in the 3 Wolves moon shirt, but the pictures scared the shit out of me. Poor horse. And that guy in that 2nd thumbnail looks scared shitless. Even the 3 wolves moon shirt can't give this bitch mojo. She broke the shirt. Fuck.

LOL

Clarisse's picture

Oh come now! Who hasn't been shoulder deep in a horse vagina?

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:18am.

BWAHAHAHAHA

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Manimal5's picture

Debbie Rowe is not my lover
She's just a girl who sticks her arm up a horse
The kids are not my own
Heee Heee Heee

Team Valtrex's picture

A horse is a horse of course, of course
But don't stick your arm up a horse of course

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Miss Thang's picture

Well, I prefer the MJ media storm and overexposure way more than Britney's. There's like endless facets to this story. Plus there's actual talent involved. What a loss. Oh well RIP

You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!

A Noun _is a person place or thing_'s picture

I saw an interview with Katherine Jackson a couple of days ago where, in the midst of professing her grief for her son, she managed to pimp out Tito's three sons and had them sing on camera.

MJ's kids on a farm, going to a school (if they can - they might need private remedial for a year), not wearing masks, having a normal life...much more desirable than making them new fodder for the Jackson machine.

BTW, in the photos, Debbie Rowe is just checking a brood mare's temperature. Either the mare's been recently impregnated or is about to be and she's checking temp for ovulation. No big deal.

freebird's picture

I thought this would be a great day when I saw Debbie Rowe in the 3 Wolves moon shirt, but the pictures scared the shit out of me. Poor horse. And that guy in that 2nd thumbnail looks scared shitless. Even the 3 wolves moon shirt can't give this bitch mojo. She broke the shirt. Fuck.

Thornhill's picture

So that's where she hid the custody papers...

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PrettyPoison's picture

For the first time this woman is giving me the tingles. I can't stop looking.

You know I was
I was wondering if
you could keep on because
the force
its got alot of power
and
it make me feel like
yeah
it make me feel like

wooooooo!

Anonymous101's picture

PS: I hope that horse got to fart on that b!tch!!

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Anonymous101's picture

Ugh!!! She must be the next to die. If not for selling her kids to a pedo, then for this atrocity.

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jussayin's picture

can't say that living on a horse farm and doing some physical work and having some peace and quiet wouldn't be good for those kids., but the 2 oldest should have some say about where they want to be. It seems like they are not that far, so maybe she can have them for the summers. It seems like it's something that can be worked out. If the trust is set up properly, the kids should be living off interest until a certain age and no one should be able (or need) to touch the principal).

BTW at this point Debs probably has MORE money than the Jackson family (excepting Janet) so if she can show some fiscal responsibility, she has a good case. It's not good when members of your family that should be richer than Croesus are stocking bags in supermarkets.

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Good Morning Everybody... I'm hungover in the worst way posible and I am not reading all the comments, but I have to say that she must really want those kids is she is wearing the magic 3 wolves shirt.
I apologize if somebody else said it before.

... and is too early for me to see a woman putting a termomether up to a horse's ass.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Bjork You's picture

That alone should disbar her from custody of any creature, alive or dead.