Friday, July 3rd 2009
HoHan's Birthday Lunch And Munch
Yesterday was the day we were all reminded that HoHan is not a 45-year-old truck stop vagina vendor, but actually a 23-year-old girl. Twenty-three never looked so fresh and pure. Happy Birfdays, eh? HoHan took advantage of the day by dragging the object of her stalking, SamRo, to lunch in Malibu.
You know this shit was a special occasion, because they actually ate food stuff. And you know SamRo also did the eyeroll mambo while eating HoHan's chocha asada a little later. She had to. It was HoHan's BIRFDAY. You have to bust one your birthday. Just ask this trick.
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:49am.
Seriously, can you really tote around that much baggage.....
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Interesting metaphor for Lindsay.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
@ESE: You're SO sweet! I kinda like her hat too.
Beastly thing is only 23 - she's still got her whole life ahead of her. Bitch. She's definitely on the list of people who don't really deserve lives.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Bwahahahaha! Chocha asada! *adding to my Dlisted vocab.*
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:49am.
Sam does not look happy... it's a pity date.
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She looks like she would rather be fucking A MAN!
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Reeks of another wretched feeble attempt at more cheerless love.
And why for the love of hot dogs do you need two (2) handbags? Seriously, can you really tote around that much baggage.....
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Is she carrying two purses?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:48am.
What a fucking co-dependent cesspool of taco times this shit is. Bored with it.
Woooooooooorrrrrrd. You said it, sister.
Sam does not look happy... it's a pity date.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 10:46am.
i like her hat... there, that's her b-day present from me... fuckin' skank
LOL
What a fucking co-dependent cesspool of taco times this shit is. Bored with it.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Sam looks even more like she is on the Karen Carpenter diet. She make Wino look obese.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
i like her hat... there, that's her b-day present from me... fuckin' skank
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
23 years old...tra...la...la!
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She got her birfday wishes, lots of paparazzi attention, probably a little toot and Sam's talented tongue.
I wish this skidmark would just frickin' vanish already. And take her ghoulfriend with her.
At least Jeremih and the birthday girl are getting lots of fruit in their diets. "We grindin' with passion" may not be sonnet-worthy but it's pointed.
I'm sick of the both of them.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
In that 8th thumb she's got the same expression as Megan Fox in Confessions. I mean, she had 2 or 3 expressions - but this one, mostly...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Did I really need to see her scabby knees? Put some Hello Kitty bandaids over that shit.
I remember an old blind item about them that said Sam was actually the one tipping the paps off all the time when they where whoring themselves all around the streets of Hollywood - I guess it increased her DJ price or some shit. But I get the feeling she didn't do it this time, Lindsay did. Especially with the picture of her hanging her head, like "I can't believe I'm doing this again".
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Come talk some smack about some Blind Items http://blindsmack.wordpress.com/
Is this real life? Is this forever? Ew.
"This trick" needs some new tricks. Ugh.
As for these two: WHO CARES?!?
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20