Friday, July 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Amber Rose's Chia Pet Head
Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, so those of you that celebrate that shit should spend today preparing your liver and stomach for the fuckery that is to come. That's what I'll be doing all day (holy water colonics, etc....), so I'll only be posting here and there. This shit will return to its normal schedule on Moooonday. That's if I don't end up in the hospital after joining the legion of drunky dumb fucks who think it's really hilarious to stick a sparkler in your ass. Tempting....and completely possible.
Now I leave you with Kanye West's ballsack polisher, Amber Rose, outside of a club in Hollywood last night with some kind of fungus growing on her head. Stop the insanity!
She's got a nice ass! I say make it compulsory for that chick to ALWAYS were her swimsuit like that.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 12:46pm.
Don't kill me, but I was bored and checked the pink haired trolls site. He mentioned chola eyebrows in one of his posts. Bitch wants to be MK so bad it's painful.
GROSS, someone needs to kill him. Seriously. He also rips off MK's posts and post titles almost verbatim so what's next? OH, and he also copies nicknames like "Ceiling Eyes". That donkey needs sent to the glue factory.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Don't kill me, but I was bored and checked the pink haired trolls site. He mentioned chola eyebrows in one of his posts. Bitch wants to be MK so bad it's painful.
Screw this bitch
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Her hair clashes with her sunglasses, but otherwise I think she looks hot. Not too many women can pull off a buzz cut, and I think she does just fine.
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Bye ElB!! Have a good day!
The forum has been les suck pretty much after the longest thread was killed. It drove so many people out of there and left the regs, who felt superior as if they owned the place, so what did they have left? Themselves.
Then the focus became Jizzball and I and that has been nothing but a pain in the ass, at least for me. I love him dearly, but gawd. *rolls eyes*
If the forum ever opens again I hope it's flooded with new people who will make it their own. And I hope all the mouse bullshit is ignored, because it will never die.
See ya speakit. Womens final starting soon. Bet a Williams sister wins!! hahahaha!
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
Speakit, yep, i was 'hijacked' God knows! Paranoia overload in that hole! Stupid anyway.
Ta for the compliment! :o)
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 7:46am.
Speakit, yep i remember PennyBrock you were the same time as Gin/ Sparks/ etc!! Long time . I banned myself, as i turned into a rodent :o)
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Actually, Sparks was before me. She was gone when I came there.. two years ago this month.
awwww, did you get the 'mouse' badge? That's a shame. I always thought you were funny.
Speakit, yep i remember PennyBrock you were the same time as Gin/ Sparks/ etc!! Long time . I banned myself, as i turned into a rodent :o)
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 7:40am.
speakit. You a man?
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well, it's the internetz so you can never be sure.
NO, I'm pennybrock/sherry/andwhateverothernamesIhad/at the forum.
speakit. You a man?
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
Hi ElB!
HAHA.. does your jizz talk to you? Mine doesn't.
Submitted by speakit on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 6:33am.
What the fuck does Jizz want? Acknowledgement?
Acknowledgement? No, mine needs swallowing by Shannyn Sossoman/Evang Lilly/Duffy/Sienna Miller....well, swallow or spit, dont care.
Happy Fourth US people. You can keep it!! :o)
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
How many people are involved? Ok, so it's supposed to be in my mind, some big romantic gesture. It isn't.
Apparently, to him, Dlisted is important. Why? I don't know.
I'm tired.
What the fuck does Jizz want? Acknowledgement?
Seriously, how long is this shit gonna go on? Isn't it common knowledge by now? It's not like I'm hiding anything.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:10am.
Please! Please let it stop!
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My sentiments EXACTLY.
That was a really loooong nap.
Happy 4th of July Merkins!
Have we figured out why this chick looks like my retired Tupperware?
bitch has cankles
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either anything goes or i do
Night TV!!!! *extra smooches!* See ya'll laterz!
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Goodnight, ESE. It was nice having you posting on here for the night, as usual.
The night's still young for me.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Nite ESE, great seeing you!
I'm out too, because I ran out of ice cubes before I ran out of vodka, again. Boy Scouts didn't have an Ice Cube badge.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Nighty night ESE!! Good to see you! *smooch*
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well, folks... the fireworks have started outside my place and my cats are going batshit... gotta get 'em some tuna water and settle their spoiled asses down... thanks for the fun, catch ya all later!!
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
Hello, ESE! It's been a while.
TV: I don't like her hair :( But she looks pretty good with fugly hair, so I imagine she probably looks even better with more hair.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:26am.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:22am.
And her hair makes me think of Smurfs with male pattern baldness! *swoons*
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I dunno... with the faux tan I was leaning toward carrot with pink lipstick. Hawt!!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:30am.
badges? I don't need no steenking badges!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:20am.
You have a boy scout uniform??
*furiously dusting off couch for TV*
P.S uniform not necessary... *wigggles eyebrows*
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:22am.
hey, Khensu!!
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:22am.
And her hair makes me think of Smurfs with male pattern baldness! *swoons*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:18am.
She's got a nice ass! I say make it compulsory for that chick to ALWAYS were her swimsuit like that.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:21am.
DUCK SEASON!... wait... did My2 just say i could rule heaven?!... we could work something out here... this could be fun!
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:20am
*pictures satan in pigtails and cotton socks, needs alone time*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
She's purdy and has a really fine looking body.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
wabbit season
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:14am.
I'm totally bringing my Boy Scout ass there, I NEVER run out of vodka, ever. Food, electric, heat - maybe, but not what's truly important.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:10am.
ESE, you = heaven. TV makes Satan look like a 9 yr old schoolgirl with pigtails and cotton socks!
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Flavia Zoccari, and Italian Olympic swimmer, was benched from a race after her swimsuit split and exposed her ass
http://www.superiorgossip.com/2009/07/02/flavia-zoccari-cracks-her-butt/
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:10am.
I resent that. Satan is MY bitch.
don't make me start this again... MY bitch!... DUCK SEASON!!
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:03am.
Almost down to the bottom of the vodka bottle... Not to worry! I haz 2 bottles of Merlot and ana half bottle of cough medicine should thing become dire!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:05am.
I resent that. Satan is MY bitch.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Please! Please let it stop!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 1:05am.
TV's getting a promotion to Satans right hand man!
that's a relief!!... i've always thought... if there is a hell... i will be sitting on a throne and the devil will be crying while packing his luggage!
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."