Friday, July 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Amber Rose's Chia Pet Head
Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, so those of you that celebrate that shit should spend today preparing your liver and stomach for the fuckery that is to come. That's what I'll be doing all day (holy water colonics, etc....), so I'll only be posting here and there. This shit will return to its normal schedule on Moooonday. That's if I don't end up in the hospital after joining the legion of drunky dumb fucks who think it's really hilarious to stick a sparkler in your ass. Tempting....and completely possible.
Now I leave you with Kanye West's ballsack polisher, Amber Rose, outside of a club in Hollywood last night with some kind of fungus growing on her head. Stop the insanity!
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:22pm.
It could be worse. They could be FORCING you to take your happy pills...like that (come with me, in the way back machine) John Hurt movie...wait - John Hurt? WTF is that guy's name? No clue.
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peabody? Sherman?
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:14pm.
TITS,
No joke. Please aim side eye at Whiterock.
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so you're really mad that he went on a 10 day bike trip instead of meeting your mother?
*open mouthed incredulous side eye cast across the water*
You can come here and whore it up (where that would take place I have yet to determine) got a surprise tax refund from the feds - off to buy some nice aussie shiraz and two bite brownies. Just bring your bike - oops. :D
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
It could be worse. They could be FORCING you to take your happy pills...like that (come with me, in the way back machine) John Hurt movie...wait - John Hurt? WTF is that guy's name? No clue.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
thanks guys
yeah, I got to keep the kids and the dog. he's on the lease.
I haven't rented in twenty years, bought my house when I was baaically a kid... renting blows
at least the cat's in a really great home, young couple, not married too long, wanted a kitty but not a baby kitty..
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Fucka doodle-do.
I'm awake...kinda. so what's the topic so far?
Coma Caca!!
Meh, for the first time I could careless about The Fourth of July.
Our Founding Fathers would be committing suicide if they were alive today to see the fuckery going on here. Even FDR, who was the most socialistic of all our Presidents, is giving this administration the side-eye. Europe is running as fast as possible away from socialist behavior and we are running full tilt at it. We're paralleled, its fucked up.
The FDA yanking happy pills is just the beginning, folks.
End of rant.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:14pm.
Poor mom, all this beautiful weather and it is supposed to rain when she is here
HAHA!.. that reminds me... the last four times my father has come to visit it has rained every day of his visit... his quote: "sunshine state, my ass!"
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:14pm.
I wish I didn't have morals or I would go out, get drunk, whore it up and miss his calls.
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NOW you're thinking! And those ARE morals, btw!;p
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
TITS,
No joke. Please aim side eye at Whiterock.
I wish I didn't have morals or I would go out, get drunk, whore it up and miss his calls.
Poor mom, all this beautiful weather and it is supposed to rain when she is here.
CTH that blows.
did you try offering a 'pet deposit' to be used if there are fleas or damage after you leave?
If it can't be fixed, tell the fucklord that you had the cat put down, just to make him feel bad.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:20pm.
ESE,
You could never be crude! My anger today is because he left on a bike trip this morning for ten days. My mom is out next week and he was supposed be here to meet her.
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10 day bike trip vs meeting a mother?
you're kidding, right?
I'll even pass up other things I LIKE doing to ride.
*casts sceptical side-eye across the water*
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
(((HUGS)))@CTH: I missed that, somehow, the first time! O man what a drag! What can I say...at least he let you keep your kids!...*awkward face at lame attempt at even lamer joke*...seriously tho (((HUGS)))
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:51pm.
A shmoke und a pancake? A flapjack und a shigarette? Shigar und a waffle? Pipe und a crepe? Bong und a Blitz?
eh, fuckit... let's just get drunk!..."I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for"... wait, wait, wait!... hi, CTH!!
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:51pm.
okay, cheer me up. I'm fucking depressed as hell.
my fucklord won't let me keep my cat. he's gone to another home
my late sis's Bday is sunday. fuck.
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BIG *HUG*
CTH,
Oh! Did you get to keep the dog?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:51pm.
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*wrapping little sock monkey arms around your neck* *little sock monkey squeezies & smooches*
Me lurves you CTH! Happy to see you!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:28pm.
Hmmm, I guess I was under the incorrect assumption that I was dealing with a grown up!
....girl please, you are dealing with a man, whole different species! you want a man to spend time with you, get a gay boy friend.
otherwise if a man wants to spend all his time with you he is probably a stalker....lol
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New Kids On The Block sucked a lotta dick
Chinese food makes me shit
And it isn't fly when white guys drive by
In a Hummer, in a Hummer.
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:50pm.
angel, no im not a boy. i didn't know you were talking about guys either. And most people where I live are MEGA-commitment phobes, but complain all the time when they're not actually in a relationship.
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Eep! I'm, pretty much, the only single person I know right now. LOL! Me and my ex who is also my best friend. Ha! I just thought of that.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
okay, cheer me up. I'm fucking depressed as hell.
my fucklord won't let me keep my cat. he's gone to another home
my late sis's Bday is sunday. fuck.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:46pm.
SOCKY!!!... *rolling up dryer sheets*... hit this shit, dahlin'!!
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*stomping & putting out second lit firecracker* *grabbing dryer sheets* *deep sniff* Mmmmmm...niiiice!
Thanks, Mr. Man!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:48pm.
Not a ginge. I am going to guess rather than ask the colour of your...
eyebrows?... HAHAHA!!
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
angel, no im not a boy. i didn't know you were talking about guys either. And most people where I live are MEGA-commitment phobes, but complain all the time when they're not actually in a relationship.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
ESE,
Not a ginge. I am going to guess rather than ask the colour of your...
Tristram, fucking terrified of the things. Only get on for him.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:44pm.
SOCKY!!!... *rolling up dryer sheets*... hit this shit, dahlin'!!
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:44pm.
angel, ive been in a 4 year relationship since i was about 28...
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Wait. You're a boy?! Really? The intranetz is a funny place.
HAI SOCKY!!!
*throws lit firecracker into hamper*
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
greenfinch, my nose itches...that's the topic of the afternoon!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
*opening lid to hamper* *sticking out little sock monkey hand*
*tossing lit firecracker at Dlisted crowd*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
angel, ive been in a 4 year relationship since i was about 28...so commitment phobe i am not. anywho...it depends on the person.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
EEG: get your own bike and join him.
seeing it's been brought up... an open question to anyone:
what defines a ginge?
i'm of Irish/Swedish background(Swedish makes me drink Absolut, Irish makes me drink a lot of it!)... light skinned(i hate the sun) dark red/brown hair, not curly... am i a ginge?
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
Thanks to all for the advice.
I am just going to find it very hard to control my bitch button when he calls tonight.
ESE, the bike thing is an OBSESSION. He feels a physical need to ride. He has a meeting in the interior on Tuesday and viewed it as a chance not to be missed.
That is some ''Bladerunner'' shit right there..
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''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:28pm.
On the subject of Amber, I don't think she's completely human. I'm leaning to towards an alien/human hybrid.
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Yeah, she's Kanye's little project alright. She's cool how she can be almost raceless in her face (that booty gives it away) - impossible to pinpoint in all that colour up there. And she's so cute how she poses in that delusional Phoebe-Price-you-must-know-who-I-am kinda way...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
I guess it's too easy to go with the "Oompa Loompa" joke here.... but not as easy as Amber Rose *GONG!*
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:25pm.
That's what he says! LOL! Well, he says it earlier..."Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike"...I think that's his fans...
I often wondered if she was that "blonde dyke" who loves the "limelight" too...
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Really!? I must have picked it up without realizing it! LMAO
On the subject of Amber, I don't think she's completely human. I'm leaning to towards an alien/human hybrid.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:20pm.
he knew he was supposed to be there to meet your mom?!... and then left for ten days?!... sorry, but, that's a dick move! damn! i'm a guy(well, i've always tried to be a man, not a guy... BIG difference between the two in my opinion!) and i wouldn't consider coming home if i pulled that stuff!!
oh yeah, thanks for not forgetting!
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:53pm.
And my question, since this Kayne galpal, in the song Stronger, is Amber the blonde dyke he's referring to?
It goes something like this:
I'll do anything for a blonde dyke and she'll do anything for the spotlight..
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I always say instead, "She'll do anything for a Klondike." Stupid, but it makes me laugh.
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That's what he says! LOL! Well, he says it earlier..."Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike"...I think that's his fans...
I often wondered if she was that "blonde dyke" who loves the "limelight" too...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
I used to have a pair of jellie sandles back in the late 80's in her hair color. I thought I was the shit, until I took them off the had the striped dirty feets *hee hee* awwww memories!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:20pm.
ESE,
You could never be crude! My anger today is because he left on a bike trip this morning for ten days. My mom is out next week and he was supposed be here to meet her.
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Aha! It's the Battle of the Priorities!
Now I get it:) Can't help you there, tho. Sorry.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:53pm.
And my question, since this Kayne galpal, in the song Stronger, is Amber the blonde dyke he's referring to?
It goes something like this:
I'll do anything for a blonde dyke and she'll do anything for the spotlight..
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I always say instead, "She'll do anything for a Klondike." Stupid, but it makes me laugh.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:04pm.
FYI strumpetz: Crazy days and nights web site is having its annual blind item reveals all day tomorrow, July 4th.
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Oooo...thanks for the heads up!
ESE,
You could never be crude! My anger today is because he left on a bike trip this morning for ten days. My mom is out next week and he was supposed be here to meet her.
Selfish jerk.
p.s. landlord in SA for a few weeks, I didn't forget!
Hey sluts, what's up? Quiet on the D today
M.E. if you are around - thanks alot hor for getting me addicted to these stoopit Facebook quizzes you are always going off about! I haven't done shit today, but I have joined a Sorority, killed some zombies, found out my animal is Tiger, and gotten my tarot read. Sweet.
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You might not believe it, you might not even buy it, but when it comes to our lady, you might just try it
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:09pm.
He is a ginge! I am in Vancouvers east end not Londons.
He hates sports, and is an anal control freak cop. But a truly nice man.
Sorry do not know your music.
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Okies, he's a ginge! That sounds hot, but the control freak stuff not so much obviously.
All that matters is which kind of crazy can you tolerate better when it comes to men, I think.
Can only speak for myself, but I'd rather have an slacker than a control freak, trying to drive me - even more - to get shit done all the time, so it can fit in his plans!!
I'm the only control fucker allowed in a relationship.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:09pm
aye, the booze strike was averted. we just have a garbage strike. going on two weeks. its pretty bad. i give the stink eye to anyone who puts garbage in the public trash cans. people should know damn well that there is no pick up. its bloody disgusting. and they are using parking lots around the harbour front for temp garbage dump sites ect. bah. stupid city workers. fire the lot of them and hire non union people...(im sure i shall take heat for tht comment lol)
@EEG... not to sound crude, but... let him fuck his motorcycle for a while, see if he realizes how cool it is to have someone living to spend time with... if he doesn't realize it, fuck 'em.. move on... you saved yourself a lot of time.... just my opinion
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
Sibsi,
He is a ginge! I am in Vancouvers east end not Londons.
He hates sports, and is an anal control freak cop. But a truly nice man.
Sorry do not know your music.
greenfinch, he owns three of the things. Sorry to hear about your booze strike. :(
HAY!
Not that I'm an attention whore.
Nor do I want to take attention away of the very important question EEG presented here, but...
What's the name of the song? Ugh... I looked for a soundtrack for Project Catwalk and the fuckers have none out there...
Anyways...
EEG, tell us more... is he a hot ginger? If so, then he's possibly from Wales/Scotland and virtually unemployable?
FYI strumpetz: Crazy days and nights web site is having its annual blind item reveals all day tomorrow, July 4th.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:56pm.
i feel your pain, had a bf who spent too much time with his fucking cars. hated it. would rather spend time tinkering wiht an engine.