Monday, July 6th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 3rd!
Fake MM wig: $5
Crappy drug store make up job: $10
Homemade cotton dress: $15
Forgetting to tuck your peen and still looking hotter than HoHan's version of Marilyn: Priceless - Tracy Lynn
Runners-up:
Susan Boyle and Squinty McLemonface have put together a new act: The Misfits. - ImpertinentVixen
Renee Zellweger
BEFORE Bridget Jones Diary
AFTER Bridget Jones Diary - nelvannya
The Real Housewives of Hazzard County - fucknipples
Thanks Ryan
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Hey, thanks guys!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:52am.
Congratulations, guys. Not to take anything away, but jeff s. and his "Goodbye Norm and Jean" was my fave.
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I thought that one would win too. Good work jeff s.!
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Congratulation to all of you!! Funny Stuff!!
Great job, ya'll! I didn't even see the Lemonface angle. Good catch!
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Congratulations funny sluts!
Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:36am.
Congrats to you! and yes Hohans Marilyn shoot was horrible.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:55am.
No offense, Tracy Lynn cuz I DID an DO think it's funny but I can't believe a PRICELESS ad won! I saw that up there earlier and thought Funny - but it won't win, it's a PRICELESS ad...shows what I know!
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Me neither angel i. The priceless stuff has been used up. Maybe it got picked, not for the lolz, but because the last line is true.
I wish my husband could get dlisted at work. He's one hilarious slut! lol He can look at any pic and give you a gut busting lol caption every time.
Congrats, all!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats Tracy Lynn, ImpertinentVixen, nelvannya & fucknipples! Funny ones!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:56am.
And while I'm here - LOL! @Squinty McLemonface!
Same also Haha...good one.
And while I'm here - LOL! @Squinty McLemonface!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
No offense, Tracy Lynn cuz I DID an DO think it's funny but I can't believe a PRICELESS ad won! I saw that up there earlier and thought Funny - but it won't win, it's a PRICELESS ad...shows what I know!
Congrats, weiners!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Congratulations, guys. Not to take anything away, but jeff s. and his "Goodbye Norm and Jean" was my fave.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Congratulations to all the winners!
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Never Can Say Goodbye
Jennifer Aniston and Squinty Lemonface showed up at the same club wearing the same dress and dating the same man.
amused just like the dating site
( —**KissCougar.com**—-is a site for rich and successful ladies dating young men)
there r many beautiful and rich ladies uploaded their hot photos and cell numember on this site ,in order to dating young men ,
so you dont have to be rich or beautiful,life is short and we should enjoy.isnt it ? if u r a real man please just sign up on it to have a look, its real free
ps I'm REALLY cu te, trust me our not wasting our time
Thelma and Louisiana.
And the Step-Sisters really wanted to go the dance. Damn you Cinderella!
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like ~~~~~sugarscupid. c o m.. what will the world be??
Texas Got Talent brought out Virgie Arthur & cousin Shelly.
"My Wong Foo is stronger than YOUR Wong Foo!"
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Bottom-feeder.
Marilyn Oh-Hell-No!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
the only look-alike contest where contestants get to rate each other.
christina aguilera and annalynn maccord wouldn't give it up even after 30 years.
Megan and Angelina fight over the best looking female crown.
Linday Lohan has a lot in common with her latest girlfriend. They share an obsession with Marilyn Monroe and a tendency to forget to wear a bra.
Some like it busted.
I think the girl(?) on the rights 18 hour bra gave up 17 hours ago.
See, all Joey Buttafucco had to do was get in touch with his feminine side and now he and Mary Jo are back together.......
Catherine Zeta Jones and Renee Zellweger both auditioning for the roll of Roxie Hart in Chicago.
The winner and runner up of Paris Hilton's New BFF
Megan Fox's two homely brain cells... "well your here and Im here... so theres 5 of us!"
"methamphetamines are a girl's best friend."
why gentlemen now prefer brunettes...
This is not a caption....but I swear to god I thought at first glance it was Renee Zellwhatthefuck on the right.
Norma and Maybeline try to see the humor in taking part in a Marilyn Monroe look-alike contest, which they erroneously thought was a Madonna-at-50+ look-alike contest.
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The purpose of existence is to maintain its purposelessness.
When 9 out of 10 men got boners, Phizer put Viagra on the market.
Rojo Caliente was not amused when Cynthia Nixon picked their outfits that evening.
After years of failed relationships and marriages, Renee Zellweger has finally found her soul mate. Artie Lange.
The annual Scientology Beauty contest! hosted by Tommy Girl and John John Travolta
It is a rare and sad occurance that can strike the unsuspecting parents.
Identical retards.
Jessica may still have bigger boobs, but Ashlee has the fullest lips.
deanne
Lili (right) Samro (left) Halloween 2025.
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the last two finalists for Heroin Monroe.
Susan Boyle and Renee Zellweger weren't happy with the results of the Marilyn Monroe Lookalike Contest.