Monday, July 6th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 3rd!
Fake MM wig: $5
Crappy drug store make up job: $10
Homemade cotton dress: $15
Forgetting to tuck your peen and still looking hotter than HoHan's version of Marilyn: Priceless - Tracy Lynn
Runners-up:
Susan Boyle and Squinty McLemonface have put together a new act: The Misfits. - ImpertinentVixen
Renee Zellweger
BEFORE Bridget Jones Diary
AFTER Bridget Jones Diary - nelvannya
The Real Housewives of Hazzard County - fucknipples
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The police did not make it easy to ID SamRon's stalker in a line-up.
Step right up! Which Renee Zellweger body double would you like to rent? "Bridget Jones" or "Chicago"?!
... and that's the story of how Catherine Zeta-Jones and Renee Zellweger made it in to the finals of Iowa State Fair's Miss Monroe pageant.
Artie Lange tries his best to get out of Howard's shadow. So far, it doesnt seem to be working.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Offtop~but completely on: that bitch on the right is sooooooooooooooo fucking ugly, fugly don't even come close.
JESUSMARYALLTHATISFUCKINGHOLY!!! It's worse than looking at Beth Ditto.... well....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Lindsay Lohan really has to get off of this Marilyn Monroe kick.
"Blueberry" lolz u got my vote
'Some Like It (Not so) Hot" - Starring Susan Boyle and Fishface Paltrow!
Don't act so frumpy in front of the judges, #5. Even though your wig is little askew, the dyslexic bitch next to you killed her game by having the beauty mole on the wrong cheek.
Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal joins Rudy Giuliani in trying to attract new voters to the GOP.
Ab[norma]l Jean
"Fortune and Glory" ~ Junior
Based on this shot from its filming, the upcoming American "French and Saunders" remake looks literally unbelievable!
Economic Downturn hampers P. Diddy's white party: Trading in Versace for Old Navy, guests bring a decidedly white trash touch to the affair.
Courtney Love-Hewitt
Last night I has this awful nightmare.....Beth Ditto and Quentin Tarentino dressed up as Marilyn!
Both were standing on the floor fan....no underpants.....oh it what an awful night!
Dad???
20 years from now, Lindsay is still obsessed with Marilyn Monroe, whereas Ali is a bit hesitant.
Running into Susan Boyle at the Marilyn Monroe look-a-like contest caused Renee Zellweger to finally accept her "D list" status once and for all.
Yes, you ARE five times the size of Marilyn Monroe. What do you want, a prize?
Photoshop relly IS Jessica and Ashley's best friend!
Kevin James at the Some Like it Hot remake auditions: "I smell an Oscar!"
Juliette Lewis: "Did you fart?"
Marilyn Mon-No.
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Submitted by colormeandrew on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 4:09pm.
Aunt Spiker and Aunt Sponge didn't quite do so well in the Lucy and Ethel look-a-like contest.
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Okay, I am TOTALLY digging the James and the Giant Peach reference!!
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
"Umm, number 5 you were suppose to jump out of a cake, not eat one"
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Abbott and Costello Meet Marilyn Monroe.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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When either of these two bitches draw the 'You won 2nd place in a beauty contest collect 10$' card, it goes up in flames.
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
This year's Marilyn Fugroe contest finalists, because some like it hot... MESS.
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Aunt Spiker and Aunt Sponge didn't quite do so well in the Lucy and Ethel look-a-like contest.
If that got 5th place, what did 10th look like?
The other failed Marilyn clones watch with mixed emotions as another abomination is put out of it's misery.
Contestant on Right: sniff sniff..Seven year itch?..sniff..Smells more like hot cat on a big goof to me. Whew!
" Fuck this buck-tooth-wannabe-blowup-doll bitch, she best stay out of my way when they call my number, ain't nobody gets between my tator tots and me!"
Haylie Duff does her best, but she'll never match Hilary's natural beauty.
OMG is that Squity trying to reinvigorate her career as a Marilyn impersonator!
Katie Holmes was supposed to do a solo on 'So You Think You Can Dance,' but Tom showed up at the last minute to show his support.
And the winner of the Renee Zellweger look-a-like contest is...
have fun, find love, http://www.millionairechats.com sincere girls and handsome men there are much more attractive and charming!
I figured they'd get shafted in the will and would end up like this, but which one is Knox and which is Vivienne?
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Where's my JFK?
While contestant #5 thought that moobs were good enough, #6 totally failed on her stuff game.
Somehow I knew Lindsay Lohan's ripping off Marilyn Monroe fuckery would lead to any busted bitch thinking they had a shot too.
Renee's and Rosie's low rent, trailer trash version of 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes' is not off to a good start
Years later, Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge are still trying to pitch the remake of Sex in the City.
Is there anything Susan Boyle won't audition for?
Sandra Bernhard isn't too sure how she feels about being beaten by Rosie, who placed 5th in the Marilyn lookalike contest...
These are the broads LBJ was fucking. (For all the old folks).
Yeah, yeah, JLove. We know, We know. "Five" is your contestant number--you're really a size two.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
the Marilyn Monroe Cloning experiment went ever so slightly wrong..............back to drawing board boys
Lagerfeld must've finally croaked. This season's Chanel collection is an improvement.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
The Seven Year Public Lice Itch.
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee