Monday, July 6th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 3rd!
Fake MM wig: $5
Crappy drug store make up job: $10
Homemade cotton dress: $15
Forgetting to tuck your peen and still looking hotter than HoHan's version of Marilyn: Priceless - Tracy Lynn
Runners-up:
Susan Boyle and Squinty McLemonface have put together a new act: The Misfits. - ImpertinentVixen
Renee Zellweger
BEFORE Bridget Jones Diary
AFTER Bridget Jones Diary - nelvannya
The Real Housewives of Hazzard County - fucknipples
Thanks Ryan
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These Miss Universe reunions are always so depressing.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Holly & Bridget have really let themselves go since leaving the Playboy mansion.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by dhlbruin on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:58am.
PERSON WHO WRITES FOR DLISTED:
Debbie Rowe is wearing that wolf howling at the moon tshirt that you posted about a month or so ago. Just so you know!
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PERSON WHO DOESN'T READ DLISTED: SCROLL DOWN. :0)
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Can this win something?
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I second that!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Unused photo from the Hohan Marilyn Monroe photo shoot. This one Hohan and Samro. Unused and unphotoshopped.
You can almost hear the rattle of the dusty bones as a long dead starlet turns in her grave.
"Oh god look at her smile, looks like my asshole on a Sunday morning...and me, I've got a Goiter the size of Iowa between my thighs..."
Pretty good Robert Downey, but you'd need to lose some weight to play Marilyn. Renee...you overdid it on the lips hun. And your eyes were too squinty to start with. So, you're out.
And after that all the Will and Grace writers were fired.
jake and renee at the county fair, they sent renee over to the livestock section, and jake figured out exactly how hot some like it
Next time, the committee should proof their copy before announcing the contest. They never specified "Manson" or "Monroe."
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Finalists in the Marilyn Monhellno pageant...
Damn, the Courtney Love look-alike contest sure is a close call. Bet it'll come down to the track marks.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
The new season of "The Simple Life" has gone downhill.
Susan Boyle and Renee Zellweger auditioning for the new Marilyn Monroe broadway musical.
The Speide fame whore train rolls right on through Marilyn Monroe's 83rd birthday celebration.
It was always hard for Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen to understand how the regular public viewed them until they looked into the magic truth mirror.
The Real Housewives of Hazzard County
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by dhlbruin on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:58am.
PERSON WHO WRITES FOR DLISTED:
Debbie Rowe is wearing that wolf howling at the moon tshirt that you posted about a month or so ago. Just so you know!
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PERSON WHO DOESN'T READ DLISTED: SCROLL DOWN. :0)
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Can this win something?
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
The 2009 tranny remake of 'Some Like it Hot.' Why must they ruin the classics?!
Lindsay finally talked Ally into that photoshoot...
Look closely, Speidi. This is your future.
#4 to #5: Smile! Maybe he'll let us go...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Both Marilyns knew that if they could combine their considerable assets, the result would be a shoe-in.
Barney and Otis in a lost episode of 'The Andy Griffith Drag Show' which- by the way- was a far superior precursor to the RuPaul travesty.
the career low-point was when Catherine and Renee reprised their roles as Velma Kelly and Roxy Hart for the Pigeon Forge Musical Theatre Festival.
Jessica Simpson goes undercover for the first VH1 episode of her new show "The Seven Year Itch" titled "Paper Dresses and Monistat at the Free Clinic."
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either anything goes or i do
It was down to the final two contestants, and both Marilyns knew the win would come down to mole placement accuracy.
Gentlemen prefer TO BE blondes.
Mischa Barton would have been in this picture but she was in the loo.
Kate Moss convinces Beth Ditto that matchy-matchy is the next fashion trend
Susan Boyle is taking many detours on her road to true stardom.
Number 5 is alive!
The Debbie Rowe Beauty School teaches head bagging, , mustache waxing, high tucking, back waxing, turkey basting and the law of womb rental.
Little known fact: Marilyn Monroe was a triplet.
"Let's Make Fug"
Layoffs affect everyone, even Penn & Teller.
US Weekly releases more exclusive photos from Kendra's weekend wedding of bridesmaids' Bridget and Holly.
And the winner of Alabama's Next Top Model is...
Uninformed of her death, Marilyn's stunt doubles circled Hollywood listlessly for years and years, waiting for their cue.
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Bottom-feeder.
How Much You Wanna Bet, Not One Single Person Will Go Near Their Marilyn Mon No No Hole
Fake MM wig: $5
Homemade cotton dress: $15
Crappy drug store make up job: $10
Forgetting to tuck your peen and still looking hotter than HoHan's version of Marilyn: Priceless
Fuck you, Craigslist personals!
How cute, Perez and Lady Caca pose together
Grading the Marilyn Monroe test at Wax Museum School
Madonna has Beth Ditto duet during her next leg of her tour with both singing, "I wanna be loved by you" as their homage to MM. Britney fell down when she put on the fat suit that Gwyneth used for Shallow Hal so Beth was a shoe-in.
For the first time in history, gentlemen do not prefer blonds.
Megan Fox's tattoo now.. and 20 years from now
"Some Like it Not"
Auditions for the next Nicole/Paris combo.
Which one is Dog the Bounty Hunter and which is his wife?
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