Monday, July 6th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 3rd!
Fake MM wig: $5
Crappy drug store make up job: $10
Homemade cotton dress: $15
Forgetting to tuck your peen and still looking hotter than HoHan's version of Marilyn: Priceless - Tracy Lynn
Runners-up:
Susan Boyle and Squinty McLemonface have put together a new act: The Misfits. - ImpertinentVixen
Renee Zellweger
BEFORE Bridget Jones Diary
AFTER Bridget Jones Diary - nelvannya
The Real Housewives of Hazzard County - fucknipples
Thanks Ryan
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Gentlemen Prefer Pre-Op Trannies.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd's ultimate showdown.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Michael Jackson may have died, but at least he finally got to meet Anna Nicole Smith.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
It was an uncomfortable moment when Artie Lang and David Letterman came to the Halloween party in the same costume.
Debbie Rowe finds her new calling.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
"TrimSpa" Anna Nicole is the missing link
Vanity Fair May 2039 "Where are they now?" issue.
Ever since Susan Boyles makeover, the resemblance to ScarJo is uncanny!
Here, we have a side by side... can you tell whos who??
Submitted by jeff s on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:55am.
Goodbye Norm and Jean
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You too can look as great as we do, for the low low price of just $5!
Marilyn Montrolls
True Life: I want R. Kelly to pee on me.
Lohan does another shot as her idol marilyn with her sister ali
Marilyn Mon-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This is a close one, folks. It's down to Robert De Niro and Squinty Zellweger. We may need sudden death beer goggles to decide "I'm A Celebrity Marilyn!" Hold a moment, the judges are signaling... yes, they're calling for... DAS BOOOOOOT!
he would have got a seven if he had remembered to fluff his nipples.
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Fucka doodle-do.
The Marilyn Monroe lookalike portion of "So You Think You Can Trans?" didn't go over as well as expected.
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They speak of my drinking, but never my thirst....
FDA WARNING: Cloning can often have unexpected results.
Bearilyn or Scarilyn, such a difficult choice...
Looks like these gals have a case of The Seven Year Flea Itch.
The only two performers who could possbily croon "Happy Birthday" to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in the appropriate fashion.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Chaz looks good with the beauty mark, but Cher's lips need some work.
When he realized that "Mario Monroe" wasn't working for him....He changed his name to "Perez Hilton"
Renee Zellweger
BEFORE Bridget Jones Diary
AFTER Bridget Jones Diary
Contestant #4 to Contestant #5: "Let's see Lindsey Lohan recreate THIS look!"
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
What came up from the subway grate after Marilyn's famous photo shoot.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
"Delusion is a Girl's Best Friend"
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
SuBo working it down in Hollywood Boulevard. And you thought giving a star to Cameron Diaz was lame!
Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente attempt to fool the paparazzi.
Susan Boyle and Squinty McLemonface have put together a new act: The Misfits.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Speidi really will do anything to get back onto "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here." Justice!
#5: This is ridiculous. I am way too sexy for this contest.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
#5: My nipples are showing! WHY oh why couldn't I have thought of covering them like this woman next to me!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
When Jessica and Asslee Simpson do a rousing rendition of 'My Heart Belongs to Daddy' for Papa Joe's birthday, Jessica forgets the words and Asslee lipsynchs the wrong song and jigs off the stage.
Candle In The Wind 2009: "Goodbye, Pork & Beans..."
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There's the door, spaceman.
A screen shot from an unprecedented, upcoming adult film: "Rojo & Cynthia Do Marilyn"
When your bra stuffing starts sliding north, use a Zellwegger 'face of desperation' pose to pull the eye.
During the talent competition Ethel opened a can of pork & beans with her two front teeth and scored high marks.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by dhlbruin on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:58am.
PERSON WHO WRITES FOR DLISTED:
Debbie Rowe is wearing that wolf howling at the moon tshirt that you posted about a month or so ago. Just so you know!
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PERSON WHO DOESN'T READ DLISTED: SCROLL DOWN. :0)
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LOL! So cute!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Jessica and Ashley Simpson having a poseathon for dear old Joe Simpson!
Submitted by dhlbruin on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:58am.
PERSON WHO WRITES FOR DLISTED:
Debbie Rowe is wearing that wolf howling at the moon tshirt that you posted about a month or so ago. Just so you know!
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PERSON WHO DOESN'T READ DLISTED: SCROLL DOWN. :0)
timon and pumba in a new adventure coming this fall!
holding a Marylin Manoroe (typo, it stays!) look alike contest @ lawrence b. house for the criminally insane, may not have been the sexiest idea.
PERSON WHO WRITES FOR DLISTED:
Debbie Rowe is wearing that wolf howling at the moon tshirt that you posted about a month or so ago. Just so you know!
Mrytle thought the 5 was a pretty generous score till Ethel informed her it was out of 100.
Submitted by jeff s on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:55am.
Goodbye Norm and Jean
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BWAHAHAH!
Ditto and Lohan team up for the 'post humus' Monroe photo sessions.
Submitted by jeff s on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:55am.
Goodbye Norm and Jean
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Oh, shit! LMAO!!
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Diamond collars are these girls' best friends.
he painted his mole on the wrong side of his face, but nice boobs, jauqin.
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Fucka doodle-do.