Afternoon Crumbs
Brad Pitt's motorcycle bike down, so he got ride a from the paps. St. Angie's angel drawn crystal chariot was not available, obviously. - Lainey Gossip
Three sexy ladies in a row - Egotastic!
Lenny Kravitz should be wearing less clothes - Popsugar
Gis Bundchen or a SJP/Aniston hybrid? - Hollywood Tuna
The weepy Stepford robot is in Australia and still wearing her second trimester pillow - Just Jared
Vintage busted teefs - Cityrag
Adrien Brody will be wearing this in 3...2... - Towleroad
Tater Head to guest star on 90210 as a "punky cute lesbian." I understand the "punky" and "lesbian" part.... - ICYDK
Ryan Eggold tried to recreate Johnny Depp's grease mop and it didn't work - SOW
Harvey needs to start styling Katie Price (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel will never break up, because nobody can work a strap-on like she can - Celebitchy
Zac Efron cut off his twink shag - Socialite Life
So this is the real reason why Jakey chose Reese as his main hag? - I'm Not Obsessed
Gloria Trevi breaks out the "pushing out a doody bubble" pose - Hollywood Rag
I'll take this swimsuit in every color - Superior Gossip
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:01pm.
Brent Corrigan rulez! LOL
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“Do anything, say anything, and fuck anything. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets.” --Brian Kinney
Stepford Katie always manages to look like a homeless person. She better step it up cause i'm pretty sure I read somewhere today that she signed up for Dancing with the Hasbeens gig, either that or I was on crack this a.m. and imagined the whole thing.
I watched the video on TMZ of Brad. He was a bit bent out of shape.
Oh damn he does look hot.
He needs to drop that 98 pound bag of bones he hangs with because she is sucking the hot right out of him.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by chica robotica on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:57pm.
If they look for other cast members I hope they get Emily Rios to play one of Sergio's victims. She was so good in Quinceañera.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by chica robotica on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:57pm.
Yes in the reports I read her manager Sergio would beat those poor girls senseless and then force them to sleep with him afterwards. He was a disgusting pig.
Also another interesting tidbit (just an aside) that I read about is - that apparently studios are considering casting Jessica Alba to play Gloria Trevi in the upcoming film biopic based on her life.
Brad would look a lot more manly if he tried to fix his bike, instead of abandoning it on a low-rent street. He probably just ran out of gas.
Brad needs to keep Angie at home more often. He looks so much hotter without her by his side sucking the hotness out of him! I saw a re-run of Ocean's the other night... owwwww he was smokin' in that one.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
FYI strumpetz: Crazy days and nights web site is having its annual blind item reveals all day tomorrow, July 4th.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
So this is the real reason why Jakey chose Reese as his main hag? --------- Jakey will take some Brokebacking anyway he can get it.
Well, to be fair, I kinda like Efron's new look. It makes him look less than gay twink porn star Brent Corrigan.
Not sure if that's a good thing, though.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:59pm.
Is it just me or does Brad look hot here?
Nope not just you. He is exponentially hotter when Mangelina is nowhere to be seen. I'd hit it, hit it HARD.
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*Blondeface*
This is the third - or tenth? - time this week I'm inviting you all to channel your rage at me, but...
I like Zac's hair. I like Chace's too. They're like Shoujo pretty boys coming to life =*
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by stars101_sez_yes on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:41pm.
You guys are on it! I was just about to ask whatever happened to that whole scandal with her manager and whatever they were doing. She looks completely different here, too. But I don't think I've even seen a pic of her since the 90s...
Homosexual tinymeat Brad Pitt looks uberhot in this carefully posed photo caper. But what could be the purpo$e of t?
Could she be debuting for the public the new plastic surgery she has just received?
Discuss!
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Damn right!. She makes me sick. First, she dodges jail for child molestation, then she dodges jail for letting her baby die. Now she's acting like nothing happened and stupid people are listening to her tacky music again, thus giving her the spotlight. Ugh!.
This woman is a one trick pony with her "shows".
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
the butt cackini is the south padre must have
Zac Efron cut off his twink shag -
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Glory be! I am SICK TO DEATH of all these boys walking around with hair in their face looking at me like: I'm all deep an' shit, yo. SO fucking annoying.
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
katie looks like shit, is she preggers?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:37pm
Thats true shes another one who got away with murder literally in this case and her manager didn't even get a life sentence how sick is that?
And what the hell is Gloria Trevi doing here?. That stupid woman should be in jail, not whoring herself out.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I still don't understand how Graft architecture firm employs him to design things seeing as he has no formal training in architecture and claims he is completely computer illiterate. Celebs getting away with murder.
Submitted by rk-d on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:32pm
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Aw hell. *pulls up bar stool beside ESE*
@free: he doesn’t really do it for me, but I can always appreciate good photography. ;)
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
eh.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Brad looks retarded. Hes a dumb himbo who slept his way to the top. He needs another nose job and a skin peel. On a another note Gisele Bundchen looks like a hybrid of Leo Dicaprio and Tom Brady. I'm really sure shes hiding a massive cock under most of those long dresses she wears
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:27pm.
Wow, just got a Grease 2/Michael Carrington flash there for a sec.
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LOL! I totally want a cooooool rider right now. Brad looks HOT in these pictures. I hate to agree with Lainey, but he does look magnificent in those jeans. I hate skinny jeans on guys. And the butt hangers aren't doing much for me either. This looks good. It's been awhile since I've seen some hotness from Brad. Good to know there's still a bit in there from time to time.
BP is wearing a Patek Philippe Nautilus - at least $20k. Doesn't really go with the whole look, but still a killer watch.
That new Lacoste shirt doesn't look complete without some Crocs.
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o.k. now i'm starting to feel a 'lil sorry for Katie Holmes... not because she's slowly dying from being in a cult, but because she's stuck on justjared's site... wait a damn second!!... that bitch got me to GO to justjared?!?!... FUCK HER!.. i need a drink
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
No man mounted a motorcycle as masterfully as Steve McQueen.
*fans self*
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
i don't find Bar Rafeli hot at all. she has a nice bod though.
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Ha! That's what Brad Pitt would look like and be if he didn't get lucky at Hollywood. Just take away the bike, place him at a run-down car garage in the middle of nowhere, cheap beer on one hand and a rolling weed zooming by in the background. He looks like a cheap and dirty car mechanic with fancy shades and fancy wrist watch.
And what the fuck is that Laney Gossip dude/chick smoking or drinking? Brad Pitt's skin has never looked good.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
The picture of the Lacoste shirt made up of little allagators just made my brain buzz. I don't like that. And yeah, Adrian will be wearing it next week.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Wow, just got a Grease 2/Michael Carrington flash there for a sec.
Then it was gone just as quick.
@stefstef: ita, that is cute.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
"Daddy's Helmet"???? Come on, that's really cute *s*
Wonder who wrote it? Probably Zahara.
Yeah, I hate to say it, but the fucker looks really good... and totally fuckable. And I really REALLY hate to have to say that. Just the thought of that scruffy goatee scratching my inner thigh... Damn.
Sexy bastard *l* I hate him.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
He really does look better in sunglasses. Almost like his Fight Club days. Too bad Angie's powerfully magical chocha sucked the hot outta him years ago!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK