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The Bang Bang Lady and The Boom Boom Girl - Happy Fourth of July, hos! If you plan to celebrate by doing firework stuff today, I suggest you get in your car (or take the next Chinatown bus) to Phenix City, Alabama and ask for The Bang Bang Lady or The Boom Boom Girl to assist you with all your sparkly needs. Also, maybe you should let The Boom Boom Girl know that in certain circles her nickname means "prostitution whore." Actually, maybe that's what they are really selling over there! Buy 1 and get a finger bang bang and a bagina boom boom for free! It is the American way.
And if you are an American, it is your duty to watch all of their commercials. Actually, if you are a citizen of the world, it is your duty to watch this shit! That's Hawwwwwt!
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Oh my lord! This plays where my parents live in. They show this commercial for New Years Eve too! Ha! I never thought anything near my hometown would be featured on Dlisted...at least nothing that wasn't Meth-related.
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Their address is the best! 431 South, 8 miles south of the 280 bypass...sounds like it's a quick stop to make while on the way home from work. Location, location, location.
fucking nasty
I have no words...but if I did they would be awesome. They would be lovely poetry. heh!
after looking at "boom boom" work it out, i've never been more proud to be a black american...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Is the Boom Boom girl Gabby Sidibe from the movie Precious?
Somebody help me. I can't seem to stop watching Boom Boom and Bang Bang. It's not a problem unless I'm nude when I do it, right? Thanks so much, I feel better now.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Is BangBang Lady her government name or her stage name ?
Oh, that's just sad. Another ad salesperson getting rich because it's just too easy to flatter a client into thinking they MUST star in all of their own commercials.
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hooked on phenix the town couldn't spell
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Uuuh-Uhhh!
Can't.
Stop.
Laughing.
O.M.G. I live in Columbus, GA which is close to Phenix City, AL. I am subjected to these commercials all the time. I've seen the Bang Bang Lady IN THE FLESH! Jealous? You should be. Congrats to Wanda for becoming the Hot Slut of the Day!
Alabama The Beautiful!
It's "Let's Celebrate The Spanish Inquistion Day" at the Paltrow/Martin household.
Menu:
Ham tapas
Strawberries and cream
A big, steaming pile of GOOP (specialty of the hostess)
OK....I'll admit, I started drinking an hour ago and just called this number!!! If you guys are sittin' home bored & want a laugh, call the number and listen to what answers the phone...it was Wanda, the beautiful blonde southern belle! She was very polite & we chatted....(I told her I fantasized Michael K was straight & in love with me!) Wanda did NOT have her teeth in, so it was a little hard to understand her! Happy 4th!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:54am.
Thanks for the historic background!
I LOVE looking at fireworks displays. The noise doesn't bother me so much then. But noise for noise's sake? My theory is that it's a guy thing.
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That was so funny. These people need their own series.
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Happy Independence Day!
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Wanda - yet another prime Sarah Palin supporter.
Sounds like Wanda/bang bang needs to back away from the camels. Jeez, how ugly is the rest of her family? If she honestly believes she looks good enough to do that ad the rest of them must look like roadkill. Boom Boom looks like chewbacca's lesbian sister and talks in that baby falsetto, yeah baby that's hot.
Freedom Fireworks Stands still exist. Red Devil Fireworks went out of business, I think.
Are firecrackers still illegal? I think you can buy 'em in Mexico. My favorites are Piccolo Petes and Sparklers. I think Bottle Rockets are illegal.
well well happy 4th of july my N.American people. I celebrated last night and I feel like shit.
Coma Caca!!
Just popped in to say happy 4th of July to all you Americans!
Things like this make me proud to be an Alabamian.
Thanks, ladies.
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Deb, on the first anniversary of Independence Day (1777), they had fireworks/gun powder explosions. They used them at the first Presidential inauguration too.
I'm kinda scared that I know that! lol
A very happy independence day to the US dlisters. Of course, had you stayed a colony it would have been so much better but still…..
Edited to add: For example these fine ladies would be British and I would welcome that.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:27am.
would the scalding go here:
- heat 2 quarts of milk to 110 degrees in a sauce pan scalding the milk first (any hotter and it will kill yogurt culture
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Yes! That's the ticket! Then cool the scalded milk to 110 degrees F, and add the plain yogurt, yadda yadda
No glass jars! That is lame. You could probably use any kind of glass container. I just used jars because it was easy to store the yogurt in them.
Oh, I know yur bullshitting now! You're no foolio. Hot shots like you pull down the big bucks, and not the ones with antlers!
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She reminds me of Mabel King on "What's Happening"
Ah, good point, Tristram. Kudos to Southerners for their verbal ingenuity then!
Happy Independence Day!
Will somebody please explain how celebrating our historic break with Britain became an excuse to set off obnoxious, loud explosives, (that aren't even PRETTY!), for days before and after the 4th?
It seems you are unpatriotic if you take exception to some moron sending his bottle rockets into your yard.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:25am.
"Britney" saves one letter and one syllable. And they say Southerners aren't noted for their efficiency...
Hey Hissy!
would the scalding go here:
- heat 2 quarts of milk to 110 degrees in a sauce pan scalding the milk first (any hotter and it will kill yogurt culture
ps i assumed 110 was farenheit. (snicker)
don't have glass jars big enough yet but it's on my list for my first paycheque. how sad is that? hahah
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Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:19am.
Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:15am.
I am spending far too much time on this and need therapy, but I read that it was officially formed in 1897 as Phoenix City (either after a nearby mill or the mythical bird). Without explanation, within 25 years, it had become Phenix. The O went missing, which can happen after 25 years.
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maahaha!!! I think you've uncovered the cultural resson behind how letters went MIA in "Brittany" in the generation and region that spawned "Britney Spears." Excellent research my friend!
oh and HAPPY BANGBANGBOOMBOOM Day y'alls! Shake it but don't break it -- let these two hawt ladies be your patriotic inspiration!
LMAO @ sybil and EvilShoe!
The nervous sheep and toothless menu! hahaa!
ahhhhh, think I had too much raisin bran this morning.
*off to the can for meditation*
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Happy 4th of July everyone! I hope you keep the third-degree burns in your liver and not your skin.
Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:15am.
I am spending far too much time on this and need therapy, but I read that it was officially formed in 1897 as Phoenix City (either after a nearby mill or the mythical bird). Without explanation, within 25 years, it had become Phenix. The O went missing, which can happen after 25 years.
HOT? uh-UH! That's AWESOME!!! AAAHAHAHAHAA!!! How do find these gems?!
I guess that is like the pronunciation of a nearby town here.... Huger. It took me about twenty years to realize that its not pronounced the way it is spelled. It is actually the town of Hugh-Gee. Are we Southerners a bit touched?
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:58am.
and a big haha on the metric! that'll learn ya!
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Hey TITS!
Yeah, the metrics never stuck here. That reminds me, the yogurt recipe I gave you was in fahrenheit! Yikes. (Did you ever get the update about scalding the milk first?)
AnyWHO, Happy Day!
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Submitted by Slipknot on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:04am.
Thank you. A phenetic pronunciation, huh?
Tristram,
No, sadly they did not omit the "O" in Phenix. Southerners do things like that. For example, there is an "Albany, Georgia" but it is pronounced "All- BENNY." Sigh.
Their customers are also customers of the Appalacian Emergency Room from SNL.
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