Where Was A Strong Wind When You Needed One?
A few months ago, Heather Mills bought a popular sea kitten restaurant in East Sussex, England and fired all the bitches. Heather queefed that she was going to turn the place into a vegan restaurant. Well, the time has come! Heather opened V-Bites yesterday and the only rotten kipper in the joint is Heather herself!
You know, the name "V-Bites" sounds short for vagina bites. This makes sense since Heather's cunt does have teeth. Speaking of cunts.....
Heather's hair is just two snips and a taser attack away from looking just like Kate Gosselin's electrocuted possum head. Cunty cunts think alike! The Cuntress of the US and The Cuntress of the UK should really join forces and declare world domination. Two cunts are always better than one.
And because this post doesn't have enough of the "cunt" word....CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT!
Paul McCartney doesnt seem to have any luck with these women who dont eat meat...Poor Linda was a mega vegetarian & she died & now this bitch. He should switch to meat eaters.
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She certainly does bite the big one!
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on
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oohoooh i know what a wood plane is because i play those seek and find games on bigfish yes i have noooo life thanx for asking
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:54pm.
Not bad. Had me going for a minute there. All I can do is wish a plague of termites on her--not as clever as yours...
Submitted by OXA on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:46pm.
Did you hear that Paul gave Heather her own plane as part of their divorce settlement? She still has to shave the other leg herself though.
PS. How many young folks know what a wood plane is? Only time I used one was in wood shop in 1973, and my grandpa used one.
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I'm really glad you made that comment. I know what a wood plane is (I think people still use them, sometimes, for small projects) but I TOTALLY din't make the connection.
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Sorry, but my body needs meat.
That is all.
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I've tried to try many vegetarian dishes when I was living on campus a few months ago, and ended up hating everything I attempted to eat.
I just don't like vegetarian/vegan food at all.
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
I hate the c word and use it very sparingly. She's one of the women I use it on. Can't stand the CUNT!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:54pm.
PS. How many young folks know what a wood plane is? Only time I used one was in wood shop in 1973, and my grandpa used one.
Younguns dont know what a lot of things are.
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Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 5:44pm.
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where did all of the funny people go?
Have no fear we are here,
Not bad. Had me going for a minute there. All I can do is wish a plague of termites on her--not as clever as yours...
Submitted by OXA on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:46pm.
Did you hear that Paul gave Heather her own plane as part of their divorce settlement? She still has to shave the other leg herself though.
PS. How many young folks know what a wood plane is? Only time I used one was in wood shop in 1973, and my grandpa used one.
O man - there are no clips but at the end of Dead Clever - the obnoxious twat who wins at the end gets herself a Gosslein when she gets rich too. Inneresting. Must be some kinda disorder. Some sorta mass-hysteria between the stylist and the wearer...
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Did you hear that Paul gave Heather her own plane as part of their divorce settlement? She still has to shave the other leg herself though.
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 5:44pm.
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where did all of the funny people go?
Have no fear we are here,
What do you call a bull taking a nap? A bull-dozer!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:29pm.
I cuntn't agree more.
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Submitted by Cara on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 5:29pm.
Her nose is always scrunched up like a dog just farted in her immediate vicinity.
Some dogs have standards and wont lift their leg on the gimp but just drop farts to show appreciation for the cunt.
I cun't take it anymore, vegan food might be great for you but I still need to eat meat.
Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 6:20pm.
As much as I can't stand her ass, I have to admit this bitch has a good game. She got him to marry her and impregnate her all while having only one leg. You have to name this bitch , "Platinum Digger of the millenium".
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Yeah she's an opportunist alright, but I think too much attention, negative and positive, is given to the fact that she is an amputee, with a prosthetic leg. Who cares? It doesn't make her more brainy, or less so, or more beautiful or less so - it is what is it is. If you really love someone (as poor old Macca did her, at one point), I doubt that the fact that she had a prosthetic lower leg was important.
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"You gotta get up close, like this- and bada bing! You blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit"~ Jimmy Caan, as Sonny Corleone in 'The Godfather', improvising and creating the term 'bada bing.'
Hate to admit it but she looks good.
"It is what it is"
when are these whores gonne figure out that vegan restaurants are a BAD idea? nobody wants to eat that nasty shit! why eat tofu & wheatgrass when you can have something that actually tastes good?
that said, i hate this fugly bitch. she is a cunt all the way.
ok u just KNOW fishsticks goop is going to to be all up in this shit. she'll be over the fuckin MOON about it too and then leave some pompous ass comments for the rest of us
She looks like that old whore from Sex Decoys.
As much as I can't stand her ass, I have to admit this bitch has a good game. She got him to marry her and impregnate her all while having only one leg. You have to name this bitch , "Platinum Digger of the millenium".
Submitted by Cara on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 5:29pm.
Her nose is always scrunched up like a dog just farted in her immediate vicinity
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It's because she's overdone it with botox in her forehead. It's called "botox bunny nose."
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"You gotta get up close, like this- and bada bing! You blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit"~ Jimmy Caan, as Sonny Corleone in 'The Godfather', improvising and creating the term 'bada bing.'
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 5:47pm.
What about her pancake nips? And soft-porn background (from which we learned of said nips)?
Pink Taco recently closed it doors. It's a bad year for vagina-themed restaurants.
*yawn*
Honestly, I didn't even know this woman was married to Paul McCartney until they were getting divorced. Sure, her pirate leg is cool but she never lets me see it! Those are the only two interesting things about this woman. And they're not really there for me anyway.
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
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where did all of the funny people go?
i think this site would be funnier if MK went back to leaving comments open to "unverified" folks...
letting people comment without registering and all that.
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Good to see Mr McCartney's hard earned put to good use...
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can i just say ... CUNT!
hamble the doll
Her nose is always scrunched up like a dog just farted in her immediate vicinity.
whoa!...Didn't recognize the peg-legged cunt at first. Thought she was some rode-out former truck stop hooker-cum-truck stop waitress in Vegas pulling stunt for local TV. The cuntiness is expressing itself in exponential fugly.
I still can't get over the story of Sir Paul drunk and shaking her peg leg in her face, cussing her out. I don't think he was any walk in the park. Heather Mills is at least promoting vegan concepts, which Sir Paul and Stella McCartney support. Kate Gosselin is just a money grabbing bitch. I liked Heather Mills hair longer.
I thought that Mills said that she was going to move to Poland..... really.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 3:42pm.
She has so much money from her divorce, that when this place folds next month she won't even notice. It will, no doubt be a tax write-off.
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I don't know...she's been spending money, hand over fist for at least a year now, on multi-million dollar properties and other stuff, that's not as investment-attractive as property (holidays, body guards, men.) Once her windfall runs out, she'll be standing on shaky legs. So to speak.
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"You gotta get up close, like this- and bada bing! You blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit"~ Jimmy Caan, as Sonny Corleone in 'The Godfather', improvising and creating the term 'bada bing.'
What we need right now is Godzilla to trample in and devour Pegleg, barf up her wooden stick, and use it as a toothpick.
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Cunt? Did I hear the word CUNT????!!!!!!
hahahahahaha
buahahaha
"....CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT!"
awwh fuck!! a fag just made another Vegan like myself cummm?!!!
AND I C..
them fuckin Brits dont believe in cosmetic dental work OR breast augs OR tummy tucks OR face lift,, do they???
good for them, yes??
and another thang, this chick is such a lame ass dame,, her mouth makes me sick! no one looks happy at all here because we know that The Nazis should have bombed them with cooked books rather than bombs during their war, no?? food must suck ass bad and so does that outside line she created so to show off those wanting food from her wooden shit hole!
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she's got a leg up on everyone....
and she reminds me of martha stewart
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imk, i wonder the same thing? Everybody is doing it and she wasn't the first nor will it be the last chick marrying for money. Why is so bad if a woman marries for money not really for love but ok I can stand this idoit because he has money- how is she the bad person?. Guys are marrying chicks because they have a banging body, dense, young, dumb, full of cum and getting screwed by a young chick than someone than thier age is more of a turn on. She got paid and good for her!!! I don't know why MK cheers women who get george clooney and praying to get pregnant and get in to the game but this one he doesnt like so much. I'm glad the peg leg got some money and she didnt back down from sir paul.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
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Is this bitch humping the roof of her restaurant? She looks way too happy! She probably humps stacks of money while at home.
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Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 2:56pm.
Everyone knows that most restaurants fail within a year or two of opening. Whatever limited star power she has is trumped by the hate directed at her. As Green is Good said, she has turned off the locals by gutting an old fave spot. Veggie dishes only is a niche market. And she can't pretend not to be cunty for long enough to keep the customers coming back. I bet she fails quickly.
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She has so much money from her divorce, that when this place folds next month she won't even notice. It will, no doubt be a tax write-off.